Posts That Were Thanked by A College Professor

1. 2019-09-26 at 9:17 PM UTC in pissing trick (not sure how many know of this)
   

   OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III African Astronaut
   when you need to start pissing but you know sometimes it takes a few minutes to relax everything or whatever so you're just standing there waiting, if you wait until you are almost able to but still unable to piss and then pinch the head of your dick it will help you begin to piss 1-2 seconds earlier which saves you valuable time
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2. 2019-09-25 at 7:27 PM UTC in What to say when you are eating corn
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
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3. 2019-09-25 at 5:19 AM UTC in A buck with an attutude
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Ah yes the ole tuna of the forest.
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4. 2019-09-25 at 5:17 AM UTC in Hi I'm new to the internet!
   

   Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]

   Originally posted by Das Troll Which one of you retards are from old Totse? I don't recognize any of you.

   
   They are all over at newtotse.com
   
   Go find your friends!
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5. 2019-09-25 at 3:53 AM UTC in US military.. Boston Robotics
   

   bigthink victim of incest
   the year is 2030, racial recognition systems everywhere.
   
   glow in the darks now know your exact make and which of the 30000 genders you are
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6. 2019-09-24 at 8:40 PM UTC in El Camino: break bad sequel
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by frala I can't wait for this. I read Mike is confirmed to be in it.

   
   I have an inside source that says hes actually not. Mine could be wrong though. I just wanted you to know.
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7. 2019-09-22 at 4:28 PM UTC in Got a knife pulled on me Friday night by a cry baby boomer
   

   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
   Nice, i'm not a boomer but i do carry a knife. I just don't go around pulling it on people i have a disagreement with.
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8. 2019-09-17 at 4:33 AM UTC in A real solution to World Hunger
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   More melon farms near spawn
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9. 2019-09-12 at 8:41 PM UTC in Trolling CandyRein is like taking candy from a baby
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   She's reverse trolling you. Not bad for a n00b.
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10. 2019-09-11 at 3:27 PM UTC in Super NIS Minecraft Server 2 Turbo
    

    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    I've been trying to recruit new players from here:
    
    https://www.reddit.com/r/MinecraftBuddies?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
    
    I linked one person to this thread so they could get more information about this server... the messaged me back saying this is the stupidest site they have ever seen. And they won't talk to me now.
    
    Some people.
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11. 2019-09-11 at 4:07 AM UTC in You all have such terrible taste
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    G4TV rofl rofl omg what a fucking LOSER!!
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12. 2019-09-11 at 1:42 AM UTC in Super NIS Minecraft Server 2 Turbo
    

    G4LM African Astronaut

    Originally posted by aldra why does your cock have a racing stripe on it

    
    Idk ask the 10yr old whose account i stole
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13. 2019-09-10 at 2:24 PM UTC in Mmq and Bill Krozby were drunk and arguing about Tool, at 3 in the morning...
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    God damn MATT I would fucking destroy you in an arm wrestling match . And after I defeated you and you were laying on the ground I would light a bunch of matches individually and toss them onto your exposed tummy.
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14. 2019-09-10 at 1:37 PM UTC in Long time member is dead.
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by Rear Naked Joke Shut the fuck up faggot.
    
    Everything you post makes me you realize what an unaware lost in the clouds airhead edgelord retard you are.
    
    Your jokes are shit, you have never posted anything of substance and I really hope you and you alone become the next and final totse suicide.

    
    I'm now wounded. You hurt my feelings.
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15. 2019-09-10 at 1:07 PM UTC in Im pissed off at America because...
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Move to Canada lets play minecraft full time
    
    forget shell we will get you a nice big dick tranny to put you in your place
    
    
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16. 2019-09-10 at 3:57 AM UTC in Im pissed off at America because...
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    you're not rich?
    
    haha you should've gotten born into a better family then
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17. 2019-09-09 at 3:27 PM UTC in CandyRein drives a pimped out Mitsubishi Lancer...
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Oh
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18. 2019-09-09 at 3:57 AM UTC in I've decided to stop drinking again
    

    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    I quit for 3 weeks and felt pretty bad for over a week then felt better but then started again, not a lot like before but I started talking to some chickens and I would talk shit to them, but I've always done that but it backfired on my really bad where I ran them off I guess after I was going to finally get laid but it didn't happen.
    
    This morning I woke up really hungover and clicked no the facebook app on accident and saw my ex gf there with some other guy and I already figured she had a new boyfriend but it kind of bothered me for a second but I realize, I just need to go on a new diet eating strictly meat. I cycle everyday and I've lost 10lbs from doing that of mostly belly fat.
    
    But I don't eat breakfast or lunch I eat only at night or whatever I can snack on at work. When I got home I ate 5 pork chops, a plate of spaghetti, and 6 natty daddies and I'm still hungry.
    
    But maybe if I play my cards right I can turn this around. But if I keep eating just strictly meat I won't have to spend money on toilet paper
    
    
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19. 2019-09-09 at 3:29 AM UTC in Candyrein is Still embarrassed that Risir abandoned her...
    

    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    they rape our children and kill our women
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20. 2019-09-09 at 3:05 AM UTC in Super NIS Minecraft Server 2 Turbo
    

    Bueno motherfucker
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