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2019-06-23 at 2:55 AM UTC in TENCENTGAMINGBUDDY -> PUBG Mobile = play pubg for free on pc
wHERE YA BEEN lUIGI.
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2019-06-22 at 7:26 PM UTC in KRØZDOGS: The Motion PictureThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-06-22 at 2:59 PM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-06-21 at 10:06 PM UTC in These days, Douglas Monks feels like a washed-up chump...The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-06-21 at 6:54 PM UTC in Best Day EverI quit my job this morning, went in super drunk and fucked off and ent up leaving. Met up with this gutter punk slut at the bus stop and we smoked some bud. She's pretty hott but kinda smelled bad. We walked around the neighborhood and I walked her to where she lives under an underpass with her old man "literally an old man" and the old man was kinda frothy and started calling her a bitch and what not whatever.. I wouldn't want to live with that dude. Basically trolled the guy until he told us to both leave. I stayed up all night and decided to go to mitt romneys plasma center in my hood because I really need money until I start my new job monday. I stuck out like a sore thumb because I was the only person there that wasn't black / a cholo and I was wearing short shorts instead fubu or pink sweat pants that says "PORK" on the rear.
I hate needles despite using them a lot but they use really big needles and its in you for like 40 minutes.. They interviewed me and asked me a bunch of weird questions like if I have sex men and if I've ever accepted money or drugs in exchange for sex and the lady that was interviewing me had to document my tattoos and she asked what one of them was and I said a triangle and she asked me how to spell triangle... and then she asked me about another tattoo and I told her its an ape.. and she asked me how do you spell ape..
kinda gross. But anyways they gave me a physical, I was luckily wearing my calvin klien micro fiber briefs that show off my sweet ass and package because the doctor was fucking hott as fuck and called me sweety. I was really blushing the entire time but she was going over my medical records and mentioned how I have prostitis. (I have an enlarged prostate and it gives me problems for the last few years) and that she will have to do a prostate exam. I faked a false outrage, I was like "ahhhh man, are you really serious?!.."
And she was like Mr. Monks its important that you specifically get one at least every 9 months so we will know if its something more insidious. (I have to go to austin urology and have seen several doctors because it is a legit problem) But sure I was faking an outrage but in my head I was like "YES YES YES YES FUCK YES!!"
She went to go get Bacteriostatic lubercating jelly and she came back in and told me to pull down my underwear, at this point I was to lose it really hard. she was fucking hott. I always come across sexy nurses, doctors, and detectives.. why? And I was thinking to myself holy shit this about to happen. And she said I promise I'll be quick sweety and I said under my breath, "my body is ready.." and she said "excuse me?" and I said "do whut?" and then I said "oh nothing"
She throttled me real well.. I'm pretty sure I made a jeeeeert sound somewhere in the entire thing, I was exhausted and even broke a sweat, she told me she thinks I'm fine but its definitely enlarged. It felt so fucking good I completely ignored the faggot med student that was there smiling watching.
Anyways they I gave my plasma which helps save lives, And they confirmed that I don't have hiv, the syph or anything else so they gave me 60 bucks and when I was leaving I got to spin a wheel like on the game shows and I got an extra 10 bucks (lol what kinda crack head shit is this?)
But yeah after that I went to burger tx for a burger and above burger tx is barflys my favorite place to drink and had a few shots and I talked to my favorite drummer, the gont from ringo deathstarr. But yeah I haven't had any attention from a woman in about three weeks but this doctor rocked my world and my booty. I would do it again I had an instant crush on her. It felt so fucking good, the only thing that could of made it better is if I crammed tek up my asshole before going in, but I didn't know I was gonna have a prostate exam...
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2019-06-21 at 6:18 PM UTC in k fleyShe sexyThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-06-21 at 3:39 PM UTC in I'm depressedThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-06-21 at 1:14 PM UTC in The Recovery Thread (The Other TRT)The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-06-21 at 7:19 AM UTC in Thank post #14The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-06-21 at 4:19 AM UTC in Explaining the internet to an 80 year oldyou can press a few buttons to see a woman put a live eel in her vagina and masturbate herself while it wiggles around inside herThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-06-20 at 7:41 PM UTC in What was Cuzaks problem with Frampton?I always liked this song. it's not just nostalgic but is pretty creative.
In High Fidelity John Cusack and Jack Black beat the living fucking shit out of this L7 40 year old.
I had a hard time following that film. Also, "Grunge" wasn't all that great. some of it was good but sup with this flick. Just watched it a few weeks ago.
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2019-06-20 at 4:44 PM UTC in When DH is sending it's peopleThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-06-20 at 2:32 PM UTC in Registration code as NiS currencyIf we knew what the code format was it would be possible to crack it but the only people who have got codes are niggers like sohpie and captain faggot who are yes men to lanielThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-06-20 at 1:29 AM UTC in So a Thai girl started crying on the phoneyou make the most worst threads next to hiki and thot gurl. like if you're going to troll at least make it funny / believable. It's like whats the point?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-06-19 at 3:10 AM UTC in Hi guys 6-18-19hey calm down lil bromo, i know you love your pooch i hope he's doing better soon
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2019-06-17 at 6:25 PM UTC in Why are there no damn Eurasians these days?Last summer my I was speaking to my Father on the phone and he told me that him and my mother took one of those genealogy test and he informed me that I'm actually 1/8th Eurasian. I told him no way.. and he said "Son.. believe me you are I have the paper work here, plus don't you remember great uncle Jacks striking Eurasian features? Be proud of who you are"
And he's right all along I thought I was just another run of the mill mutt shithole skin walker ranch central Tx types. It's good knowing my roots and since then I don't have to be so low key about my heritage. And I've also learned to not call myself part hispanic/latino, but to use the proper vernacular "Latinx".
This buzzfeed really helps put things into perspective for me.
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2019-06-17 at 3:44 AM UTC in Anyone used to post on ZokletThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-06-16 at 4:58 AM UTC in Trump briefed on UFO'sI blame it on the china, they look like their from mars bigely!
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ufo's don't necessarily mean extraterrestrial life, the navy has been reporting ufo sightings for years! its nothing new.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-06-16 at 4 AM UTC in Im daydreaming of Douglas Monks...
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2019-06-16 at 2:05 AM UTC in I found a computer hard drive sewn into a bag I ordered from E-Bay. What should I do?Smash it with a hammer Fuck technologyThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
