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2019-09-06 at 6:07 PM UTC in Super NIS Minecraft Server 2 TurboRestarting it for now at least, let's see if smeel persistsThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-09-05 at 9:20 PM UTC in A good way to get quality people here
Originally posted by OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III lmao i agree people who shit in public restrooms are usually trash human beings. i guess you could make an exception for like a legit emergency but that's really rare.
fucking lol.
TALES FROM THE SHITHOLE: CUM FIESTA PART 2
but once I had to squirt really bad from drinking crystals hot sauce straight from the bottle and drinking and I went into the fiesta mart and there was already some dude taking a dumper at seven in the morning probably that worked there anyways i went to womens restroom and it was fucking disgusting, way worse than any mens room i've ever been in.. I ran back out and went back to the mens room told him to in spanish to hurry the fuck up, "rapido, pronto, ayuda me" and he was like "que?" so I ran back to the womens restroom and I couldnt fucking do it, there was period blood all over the seat and liquid asshole / urine ect.. so I tried to fit my ass over the trashcan, one of those trash cans that are imbedded in the wall so even my skinny ass couldn't fit in I sprayed a lot of orange ass and some of it was slipping out of the trash can.
I felt like it was a saw movie, I had to go run over the tp gizmo to whipe burning b hole, but the bathroom was on incline to a drain in the middle of room to easily clean i guess, and the time was ticking so i quickly wiped my ass as fast and ass hard as i could right before the liquid orange toxic ass got on my slippers and made it out. I left the store.
And went and bought my groceries elsewhere
now i get prepped by stocking up on immodium, even though it takes the fun out of diarrheaThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-09-04 at 7:55 PM UTC in So what do you say when you match with a girl on tinder?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-09-02 at 4:14 PM UTC in So what do you say when you match with a girl on tinder?Tell her you're going to put roaches in her vaginaThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-08-04 at 7:10 AM UTC in How to get the Texans out of the United States?
Originally posted by Helladamnleet What is a realistic way of purging the Texan infestation in Texas without mass genocide?
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Obviously genocide won't work in this day and age, so we must band together and use our ingenuity and brains to come up with a way to get the Texans out of the land of the free.
Maybe we could poison their water and food supply, but that won't work in towns with Americans in them.
Maybe we could use directed energy weapons or voice to skull technology to scare them away
By sending more jediyorkers and libtard Californians to ruin it for us nativesThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-08-04 at 3:26 AM UTC in DONT FORGET TO DO THIS BEFORE SUNDAY!!!!!You bitches got pill caddies but I got a pill CadillacThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-07-31 at 11:38 PM UTC in Stupidest posters
Originally posted by HTS I would like to nominate myself. My use of vocabulary is a deception which masks my true, profound stupidity. I am really quite daft and I wish people could see through my wordy bullshit and recognize that I'm probably never going to live up to whatever expectations they might have of me.
can you post a vid of us doing one of your famous trash angels?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-07-31 at 10:40 PM UTC in clean up after yrself
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2019-07-29 at 11:20 PM UTC in What Fun Things Are You Doing This Weekend?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-07-29 at 1:50 AM UTC in Dont lay in bed all daygood thred, got me PUMPEDThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-07-28 at 8:40 PM UTC in The most bad ass dog breeds originated in Germany...i heard the Daushaund was used to bite jedis anklesThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-07-28 at 7:20 PM UTC in What if there was a beerWear a diaper
FIGURE IT OUT
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2019-07-28 at 6:44 PM UTC in You ever have dreams you committed a serious crime and your scared of getting caught...You want to wind up on Walnut Creek.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-07-27 at 10:47 PM UTC in clean up after yrselfShoot them with your shotgunThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-07-27 at 3:38 AM UTC in What Fun Things Are You Doing This Weekend?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-07-26 at 7:03 PM UTC in What Fun Things Are You Doing This Weekend?We just went kayaking/toobing.
Shell and I got up this morning and went to a canoe rental place on the Great Miami River.
She got a toob to float in and I got a kayak. We both got loads of sun and had bunches of fun.
I felt happy and good.
I haven't felt that kind of happiness in a long time.
Just joy.
I don't have any worries in my life or crippling vices.
I am able to go out and enjoy myself.
I am very happy.
I hope you all are having amazing weekends.
Love you guys.
Also...
Slaynk is probably coming over.
And...
There are people moving in next to me.
Got to meet them.
Right now I am waiting on Shell to finish getting her brows waxed.
Anyways...
I'll tall to you guys later.
What cool stuff are you doing this weekend?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-07-26 at 6:56 PM UTC in I am a grown ass man but I work sweeping floors in a movie theater like a bitchboy.
Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Floors need to be swept. I swept a floor just the other day, and mopped the men's room as well. Not part of my job description, but needed to be done.
my manager fished out turd out of the bathroom the other day that someone clogged lol. I laughed at him and told thats you get paid the big bucks If you ever ask me to do something like that I'm leavingThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-07-26 at 12:12 AM UTC in krauzdog the game wishlist
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2019-07-24 at 6:31 PM UTC in Mexicans lol
Originally posted by park police lol if that's a wall of text to you then you have one of the most severe cases of ADHD I've ever witnessed. I'd be doing a favor to you and HTS by going to canada and lynching you. Nobody but HTS would look for you either.
Nice alt u scared bitch.
It's a wall of text when it's some boring ass mainstream news bullshit that only brain-dead sheep would find interestingThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-07-23 at 5:48 AM UTC in Woman tries to steal a frying pan by wedging it in her assThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
