this faggot at work always listens to stand up comedy and it's the trashiest, most mindless entertainment ever. they literally just make jokes about farts, penis, vagina, racism, OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN. i don't get what is supposed to be funny about it? do people just laugh because everyone else is laughing? is that whats going on? they just get together to go see stand up they know is not going to be funny so they can enjoy the experience of laughing with other people?
the comics are always fucking assholes too and the jokes they make about women make me feel bad for them. like the typical relationship joke is like I CAME HOME TO MY WIFE BUT SHE DIDN'T WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH ME, THAT BITCH LOLOL. right before they make a joke about how their VAGINA is gross sometimes sometimes it BLEEDS AND IM LIKE EW WTF IS THAT LMAO. or they make jokes about how they don't get sex enough. like ur relationship must fucking blow. i'd hate to live your existence. i'd rather be miserably depressed with a burned out brain even than be a faggot normie who fails at everything and just becomes bitter so you drink hella beer and make shitty jokes. it's fucking disgusting.
there's this faggot i work with who tried to steal 30 bucks from me my first day but i called him out on it and dont take any of his bullshit and i basically just act like im superior to him (because i am) at all times and he listens to stand up comedy constantly and he lives that lifestyle 100%. he always is coming down off coke and drunk and is talking shit about how people have "hope", or for going to the dentist or having a relationship. there was a really hot 23 year old girl who worked with us who actually had hobbies and shit and was pretty chill that for some reason wanted to date him and he literally turned her down because he's too busy being drunk watching adult cartoons and stand up comedy in bed 24/7. it sounds like exactly some shit you'd hear a comic say. like i can imagine the bit being like -
"OK SO I RECENTLY TURNED 40, THE BIG OLE 4-0 *a couple seconds of silence while the audience laughs out loud for no discernible reason* AND YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS *the silence/laughter thing again*. I CAN'T GET IT UP ANYMORE. *laughter* MY WIFE AND I GOT INTO A FIGHT OVER WHO WAS GOING TO TAKE THE TRASH OUT SO I WAS LIKE, FUCK YOU BITCH (with a way overdone mitch hedberg-esque delivery) AND THEN I SLEPT ON THE COUCH. IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT I FELT MY STOMACH BREWING UP A STORM AND I FARTED I THOUGHT IT WAS GOING TO BE SILENT BUT IT WAS THE WORST MOST DISGUSTING FART EVER. YOU KNOW LIKE WHEN YOU'RE HAVING SEX WITH SOME RANDOM GIRL (LOL VAGINA) AND THEN YOU FART AND YOU THINK SHE WONT HEAR IT BUT THEN SHES LIKE "EWW WHAT IS THAT" AND LEAVES? YA IT WAS ONE OF THOSE FARTS AND THEN MY DOG GOT UP AND LEFT TO GO WITH MY WIFE SO I DID WHAT ANYBODY ELSE IN THAT SITUATION WOULD DO, I STARTED DRINKING *silence/laughter*. THATS RIGHT FOLKS I WAS DRINKING A BEER AT 4 AM ON A TUESDAY. *silence/laughter* THE ONLY PROBLEM WAS I KEPT DRINKING *silence laughter* THEN MY WIFE FINALLY CAME OUT OF THE ROOM AND THE STORM IN MY STOMACH COMBINED WITH THE BEER MADE ME SHART MY PANTS. THATS RIGHT FOLKS, I SHARTED MY PANTS IN FRONT OF MY WIFE. SHE WAS DISGUSTED AND THREATENED TO LEAVE ME BUT I WAS LIKE, "BUT HONEY DON'T YOU REMEMBER WHAT CAME OUT OF YOUR VAGINA LAST WEEK?" *intense laughter*
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how are you all doing tonight? Come on to tc tonight and join the gang for laughs and shits and giggles. Theres about to be a lot of mens semen and ball juice up in this bitch!
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You guys really need to stop this. Oct, Soi is not a pedo, no way, no how. So what if he likes my little pony, some of those pics are cool. He has no shame in showing his childlike side, we all have that side to us.
Soi, so what if he works in a call center, at least he’s working, which is more than many on here.
Oct, I like you a lot, but you tend to jump to judgement awfully quick. Sit back, take it all in, then make your judgements.
I like ya both, but seeing you two argue over total bullshit it useless.
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It's not bullshit. Jeff let his nirvananet.net domain expire, and that was the domain he used to register his spare administrator account EnigmA, which had the same full powers as Jeff's own administrator account. It was just a simple matter of buying the nirvananet.net domain and setting up an e-mail server on it and creating an e-mail account called jeffhunter@nirvananet.net and then using the Totse password reset tool to change his password on EnigmA. The entire Half Baked forum was hard deleted. New mods were appointed. Kidiots were banned. There was nothing zok could do about it either. Even as an admin, he didn't have enough powers to override Jeff's account actions. That was just one time. At least 6 of Jeff's moderator accounts were hacked as well. Wasn't hard. Those 6 mods let the e-mail accounts they used to register their Totse accounts expire, so it wasn't an issue at all to recreate the accounts and use them to reset the passwords on them. All 6 hacked mod accounts were in M&A at one point or another. Everything in there was read, copied and screenshotted for posterity over a long period of time. All the secrets were known, in real time. Lots of private information was accumulated. Jeff just couldn't handle it all. That's not even counting the Ion Cannon he was being subjected to on a periodic but steady basis. He had been fully compromised. He knew it, and he knew that if it could be done once, it could be done again. So he had to come up with some sorry excuse for turning tail and running, so we all got the TTFN, which was complete bullshit. Same thing could very easily happen here. Maybe not exactly the same way, but the exact same outcome. We will see.
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Originally posted by mmQ
Lol. My advice would be to not show up to work drunk. I think that's goodadvice. Idk. . Do whatever.
Okay I cut that out. It was my birthday and I drank the night before. wont happen again. That and they feed us liquor anyways. Don't negative mq, even the last few days at this place has changed me into where I speak and conduct myself in a more elegant manner, because I'm adaptable.
I'm pounding several beers right now so I can go to sleep in a bit and wake up fresh tomorrow.
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Originally posted by Common De-mominator
That's just hydrogen hydrate. I.e. H2 + H2O like I said. It would be like water with hydrogen fizz rather than CO2. That's not actually a compound.
The question wasn't what compound it is. The question was: "Who knows what 4 hydrogens and one oxygen make without looking it up". That's what it makes, hydrogen hydrate.
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So I stayed up all night again and drank a brew before going to work just to test the waters and they didn't say jack shit to me except if I was feeling better and asked if I did the homework and I told them no because they told me to take the day off and it was my birthday. Anyways I was they made us lunch and this girl I like a lot asked me if she could have a taste of my soup and can sip from the cup she said she promises she doesn't have cooties, and I look her in the eyes and put my hand on her shoulder and said "I'm fine if you do, your germs are good germs" and winked at her and she smiled and giggled. So cute so pretty, jet black hair and mocha eyes and septum piercing and the skull of a coyote around her neck.
After that they made us cocktails and the first 2 were gross, they even put a raw egg in one and smelled formaldahyde and straight up ass. I was making coffee with a french press for the construction workers before leaving. And I was texting on my phone while the coffee was steeping and the owners faggot brother hit me with a horse whip on my ass and asked "what do you think you're doing? get off the phone" So I put it away and he hit the horse whip AGAIN and I was like "hey hoss, im pretty sure you can find a horse outside to use that on instead of me" and said "mmmmm back talk I like it" and hit me again with the whip and I was like dude what the hell and he asked me "whats your name?" and I said "Bobby" and he was like "Bobby what?" and I said "Bobby Risigliano" (the fake name I give cops that or Zachary Daily because he looks enough like me) and he was like "Mr. Risigliano I just might need to keep you after class for being a bad boy" (looking me up and down checking me out) And was like "whatever as long you pay time and a half otherwise I'm about to leave" If I can manage to keep this job I won't ever have to buy food again. That and I'm cool with the bartenders. We do our soft open Monday and I get to invite someone to come with me but I'm not sure who to bring. Maybe my lil brother but I kinda don't like him.
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The worst is the way some companies close servers as soon as they can. For example Battlefield 1942 or Battlefield Vietnam. You can't even legitimately buy those games anymore as far as I'm aware.
OTOH pretty sure UT2k4 still works as if it was new.
It costs next to nothing to run a server for a few decades.
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