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2017-04-12 at 7:26 AM UTC in THE OFISH 2017 COLLAGE THREAD!!!
Originally posted by Captain Falcon This whole Paki thing started when ShadyLady was a cunt and used the IP tool while I was in Pakistan at a mineral extraction operation for my work, because she thought I was DFG.
Hahaha, oh, that ShadyLady. We should have really aimed for one major operation to mess with her, planted a trail of false evidence.
Originally posted by Fox Paws So wait ur not pretending to be a girl anymore
Asking is major faux pas.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-04-11 at 4:51 AM UTC in New Vizier is genuine
Originally posted by Vizier Saving up to start my own business and eventually move to this small colonial town I like, although that depends if I'm getting married in the near future. No plans to move to US ever. Never have, never will.
My last advice, that I give for a very good reason, is this: Don't have children.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-04-09 at 1:31 AM UTC in Would you go to church for a girl?The brain activity of people in love is very similar to multiple mental illnesses. Sex is one of the most animalistic and fleeting acts there is.
I would say it clouds your vision and conditions you to be tethered and generally more strongly controlled by base human impulse. There are countless intractable problems involving sex and relationships, in general I have a strong dislike of this biological drive that arose primarily to promote the creation of life, my most hated act in existence.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-04-01 at 10:34 PM UTC in teh retraded thred herppppp slober fuk glum editshin
Originally posted by RisiR I'm pretty close to being in a relationship which is weird. I should be happy and I actually think I am about the situation but I dunno. I'm also really sad for no reason. Why does this never stop?
I got used to it but it bothers me now that I should actually just be happy. Is that normal? When you guys are happy, is there still this incredible sadness right next to you or are you just happy?
I refuse to ever forget and give in to illusion as the others do, even if it leads to great suffering. There are countless flaws in the notion of human "love". It is an impossibility and I have deemed it an incorrect path in life. I could write a novel on this subject, had I any desire to share my thoughts. Perhaps is one day I receive the medication that perfects me or I attain a higher state. I am committed to monk mode. Akin to the Queen's Guard, there is not a woman in the world who could move me. It is an impossibility unless I make the clear decision to change.
Give food to the hungry, water to to the thirsty, shelter and protection to the homeless, comfort to those who need it, aid to the wounded and sick. It's hot today, so I put a small fan out in case they care for a gentle breeze.
Such simple relationships, and generally far more deserving than human beings.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-04-01 at 4:54 AM UTC in teh retraded thred herppppp slober fuk glum editshin
Originally posted by reject Has anyone ever considered we might hear different sounds. Like everyone goes on about how we might each see blue or red or whatever uniquely, and it's actually different to all of us, has anyone ever thought that "the" to me might sound different to "the" to you. Maybe we're all just crazy and delusional and the shit we babble means nothing to no one but we interpret it to have some meaning when really we're just out our nuts in a mental asylum
That's actually a fairly common level philosophical thought experiment.
If you want to try triggering an existential crisis I highly recommend reading Better Never to Have Been: The Harm of Coming Into Existence
https://www.amazon.com/Better-Never-Have-Been-Existence/dp/0199549265The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-03-31 at 9:40 AM UTC in Fuck all ya'll niggas. I'm getting drunk.
Originally posted by Lanny I'm like "so you know when Sartre said hell is other people?" and he's like "uhh no" and I'm like shit, used pretentiousness and it wasn't very effective.
Because life rarely turns out the way you would have hoped, far from your truest ideals, you learn more and the world keeps losing its wonder, you learn about the ugliness of humanity, even the horror it is simply to exist, and countless others, the flaws, the inadequacies.
In a world without inherent meaning where life arose by mere chance, how naive would you have to be to believe that it was meant to fulfill your romantic ideals.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2016-06-04 at 12:41 AM UTC in Mom found my meth pipe, foil, strawsAladdin didn't have a family, unless you count Abu, and that monkey could steal for himself, requiring far fewer calories and being more dexterous and agile. Quite frankly, he was such a major fuckup at times that I wouldn't regret seeing him starve or die by some other means if he were on his own.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-02-22 at 8:24 PM UTC in Why dont you get a fucking job dude?Fuck that, I'd rather be on welfare. Hell, I'd rather be flatout homeless. I'm not afraid to admit that I'm too good for menial labor. In fact, I'm too good to subjugate myself under the authority of anyone, period.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-03-26 at 11:42 PM UTC in teh retraded thred herppppp slober fuk glum editshinThe slow process of earning a cat's trust. Possibly strays, or even feral. Would be horribly irresponsible not to have a collar on them with contact information. I also realized and figured out why the area in front of here seems to be a popular passing point for cats.
First step began perhaps 20 days ago, throwing treats at it when I saw it resting on this shed. Then practicing when spotted again so they would land in an optimal spot, not causing it to run away, yet close enough that it can detect it's a treat.
Getting closer, will eat food I leave under the car when I see them, backing away and coming back when I leave.
More comfortable getting closer, comes to front door.
Now the young one is a regular visitor, and some time later the other bushy tailed one came by.
We have a system when I open the screen door and slide makeshift trays with food near them, along with water, then I close the door. Unfortunately I'm very perceptive, so they've become accustomed to just standing in front of it. Would prefer it if they scratched at it or called.
They're comfortable with my hand near them, but not eating with my full body in sight, generally (Actually, may have gotten bushy tail to do this today, but I was sitting inside in front of my computer 10+ feet away). Next steps are hopefully physical contact and coming inside to do an initial check.
Bonus picture I took of bushy tail. I wonder if it's the mother of the other one or a sibling. Come to think of it, there may be one more I haven't seen around here that looks to be part of their family, spotted some time back near a park that seems to be one of the places they hang out at.
Bonus pic of bushy tail, she's a very healthy high class looking cat when standing in profile, the pictures aren't optimal due to a lack of full comfort between us, so it doesn't show her/its true kawaii.
I think I'm going to order this for them, I want them to be healthy.
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00VMHSUMK/ref=twister_B01EFXFAPW?_encoding=UTF8&th=1
It's close to $2/lb, which is good for grain free premium formulations, and I really like the composition/ingredients, it's well designed, along with qualifying for Amazon Prime. (Been waiting to use to use that student email I bought for cheap. The concept of a student discount has always pissed me off.) Sometimes there are bulk bags of frozen chicken for around 60-70 cents. Would be a great cheap addition, add some moisture, and the bones help keep their teeth clean.
It makes me happy when they come to visit.
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2017-03-28 at 12:24 AM UTC in teh retraded thred herppppp slober fuk glum editshinThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-03-27 at 5:14 AM UTC in teh retraded thred herppppp slober fuk glum editshinThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-03-27 at 5:03 AM UTC in teh retraded thred herppppp slober fuk glum editshin
Originally posted by bling bling stfu
There are many reasons to give outdoor cats a collar.
There's the possibility they could be caught by animal control. If it ever gets into an accident they won't know who to contact if it passed away or was taken to a vet.
They could even just start being fed by someone else and eventually abandon you. Although, I don't believe animals should be considered property and should have some reasonable autonomy, with restraints only for their safety, as with children. I don't want to "own" a living creature. Even if I had a pet, if it one day decided that it preferred to live at the house of another person I don't believe I would have any right to stop it.
Anyway, they're so cheap I don't see any reason not to get one if you really care about your cats. Or at least a microchip.
Seems all dogs were required to have one in the UK and you could get it for free, but there may be places that will do it to cats for free as well:
https://www.gov.uk/government/news/all-dogs-in-england-to-get-free-microchipsBattersea Dogs and Cats Home have announced that free microchipping will be offered at their three centres, and the Blue Cross will also offer free microchipping to dogs and cats at their 16 hospitals and centres across England.
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2017-03-26 at 2:46 AM UTC in teh retraded thred herppppp slober fuk glum editshin
Originally posted by Lanny Oh man, found some old ass 2-FMA in my stash today, definitely lost some potency but still does the trick. This feeling of total relaxation on the comeup, just perfectly calm, like the constant disjointed internal monologue goes quiet and anything you focus on becomes the only thing in your mind. I don't know if I dose lower than most people or have an atypical response but it feels so peaceful.
If you have the money you can get anything. There was also that D isomer 2-FMA that was about to be available a short time before the mass China ban. It seemed to essentially eliminate any negative side effects and perfect the drug.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-03-24 at 11:27 PM UTC in We need Amphetamine Malice
Originally posted by cerakote ^this
regardless of your nihilism, theres gotta be something that makes you happy or else you wouldnt keep getting out of bed
That isn't true, there are many other things other than happiness that keep countless numbers of people from staying in bed or committing suicide. A fear of death that overcomes your disdain for the suffering of life, feeling an obligation towards others, particularly family/children, religious beliefs.
Staying alive isn't a sign that there's a single thing in this world that makes you happy.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-03-24 at 11:24 PM UTC in We need Amphetamine Malice
Originally posted by reject If you didn't think there was hope, you'd already be dead
Yes, hope for the singularity, assimilation into AI, even just better drugs, possibly brain implants, new classes of procedures, that could make like far more bearable, increase the basal hedonic tone.
Started the day off with .75mg clonazopam, 20mg NSI-189, a cup of poppy seed tea, then a few hours later, recently, I drank another cup of PST.
What really made the starkest difference was this: https://www.leafly.com/indica/do-si-dos
Cookies family genetics crossed with a particularly strong cut of OG kush with stronger body effects. Only $20g for shatter. I'd like to make edibles out of this.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-03-24 at 10:26 PM UTC in We need Amphetamine MaliceI refuse to have any involvement with women. I won't even touch them past an obligatory handshake. Men aren't an option either. The human notion of love, mediated through the biological, is an absolute farce relative to the ideal. Humanity is unacceptable, life is unacceptable, I want nothing to do with it.
Happiness isn't a goal, self-improvement isn't my goal, all that matters to me is the endpoint, the journey is meaningless.
Fortunately the results for my Nardil/phenelzine powder should be available quite soon, so perhaps I will feel differently. I already know why I'm so depressed, what it would take to change this into a "healthy" well functioning state where the will could best be enacted, but what this struggle has largely come down to over the years is a refusal to be human, one of my most hated things, just below the creation of life.
Maybe eventually I'll become a drifter and continually run away, keep myself distracted, from the emptiness and burden of existence.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-03-24 at 9:33 PM UTC in We need Amphetamine MaliceI've gradually lost more and more interest in the world over the years, have had less desire to share my thoughts about anything. What a terrible time to have been born, earlier and it may have become clear that transcendence would never arrive in time and what would be best is a quick death, yet too soon you may have wait decades being ground through this monstrosity just for a chance, only to confirm the final question: Is there a reason to continue to exist?
Just as Nietzsche recounted:There is an old legend that king Midas for a long time hunted the wise Silenus, the companion of Dionysus, in the forests, without catching him. When Silenus finally fell into the king’s hands, the king asked what was the best thing of all for men, the very finest. The daemon remained silent, motionless and inflexible, until, compelled by the king, he finally broke out into shrill laughter and said these words, “Suffering creature, born for a day, child of accident and toil, why are you forcing me to say what would give you the greatest pleasure not to hear? The very best thing for you is totally unreachable: not to have been born, not to exist, to be nothing. The second best thing for you, however, is this — to die soon.”
The impossible dream and my greatest desire, never to have been.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-03-21 at 5:14 PM UTC in If you could snap your fingers and learn any language in the world...Chinese would certainly be the most useful, but Japanese would be the most fun and expand your world of weeabooism.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2016-05-12 at 6:28 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first editionEarlier on the BART I felt as if I continuing to look out the window would eventually lead to death or insanity from alienation.
Here's a picture of the chinaman chemist selling them to you​
post a list I bet I could make it all for less in the USA
No you fucking couldn't. Even if you could I wouldn't buy them from you because you'd probably use the dirtiest techniques in a dilapidated abandoned house and end up with the most unacceptable levels of impurities.Please please vote in Donald Trump. I really want to see what happens.
Dear god, I wonder who he's going to choose as his Vice President.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-03-20 at 11:20 PM UTC in teh retraded thred herppppp slober fuk glum editshinLanny, buy this. I'm serious: https://sfbay.craigslist.org/eby/apa/6047366717.html
Enough room for two people, nice amenities, in sailing condition, $230/month to berth in a gated community in Alameda. You can get to SF (FiDi) surprisingly fast from some of the BART stations, Would have taken 20 minutes, walking included, from an opportunity I missed for a sweet RV setup.
I doubt you'd want to live in it yourself, but are there any tax breaks you could take advantage of? Real estate definitely does, but I'm not sure if boating counts, what the legal category is, what changes if you live in it.
If you rented you could easily make your investment back in 2 years.
Also, what ever happened with your dehydrated poppy seed tea capsules?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
