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2017-03-19 at 8:56 PM UTC in roommate tried to rape meThis thread made me learn St. Patrick's day was on Friday.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-03-15 at 1:14 AM UTC in teh retraded thred herppppp slober fuk glum editshin
Originally posted by Lanny My social group is either marrying off or shifting to include more married people, so I get to hear dudes complaining about their wives on a semi-regular basis.
I went through a phase of reading TiA a lot because I was bored and it was amusing. There was one article that got linked which was "the cost of having a vagina" or something like that and it was pretty poorly written, really just outrage bait. I mean there might be a point there, if one's sex incurs an economically significant cost that could be significant if having a fair labor market is important to you. But man, if we're going to go down that road penises are fucking expensive. The amount of resources, time, money, emotional investment, dudes spend on romantic sorties is insane and I'm part of that crowd as much as anyone else. The amount of time it takes to maintain a single human relationship is staggering, and intellectual comprehension of that fact does nothing to mitigate the disgusting, brute biological compulsion to seek out opposite sex intimacy. It's repulsive at times, you don't ask for a sex drive but it's central to your psychology anyway, you never think "is it good that I would literally risk my life to get laid?", the answer is yes and there is no reason, nothing in the contents of the intellect, just an unquestionable fact of life endowed by birth to this wretched species of primate. Bleh.
Just wait until they start having children, if you're lucky and they don't flat out move out they might finally have time to see you irregularly after a few years. Even then there's a good chance you won't want to talk to them or anyone that was from your workplace and returned after parental leave because they spout a disproportionate amount of absolutely mundane anecdotes about their children because evolution designed people to feel theirs are special, to ruminate. Of course fixating on a baby will increase its survival rate. Brain scans show behavior in regions that looks just like severe OCD. Can you imagine if an academic, someone in your social group with an intellectual interest, suddenly shifted to that?But man, if we're going to go down that road penises are fucking expensive. The amount of resources, time, money, emotional investment, dudes spend on romantic sorties is insane and I'm part of that crowd as much as anyone else. The amount of time it takes to maintain a single human relationship is staggering, and intellectual comprehension of that fact does nothing to mitigate the disgusting, brute biological compulsion to seek out opposite sex intimacy. It's repulsive at times, you don't ask for a sex drive but it's central to your psychology anyway, you never think "is it good that I would literally risk my life to get laid?", the answer is yes and there is no reason, nothing in the contents of the intellect, just an unquestionable fact of life endowed by birth to this wretched species of primate.
I was disgusted with it since puberty and so far have not changed my mind. If you only knew what I knew after locking myself away for years, before losing all interest in the world. Ny current judgement is that even romantic love is unjust. If you only knew the horror that underlies almost all human activity, countless facts detailing the worthlessness of humanity.
Fortunately there's an effective method for dealing with the inevitable anguish of living a brief life in an absurd world.
Along with 1mg clonazepam in the morning, some cannabinoids, and amphetamine if I need an energy boost for the day. Will power alone can't beat everything, it's a pretty childish and crude thought. I know exactly why I feel this way, what is occurring, and what will likely happen if I continue, and I still prefer this.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-03-14 at 4:18 AM UTC in teh retraded thred herppppp slober fuk glum editshinHave you ever contemplated how your emotional experience compares to that of others.It's quite possible that a sizeable percentage of the population regularly experiences throughout the far exceeded the strongest emotions you only rarely experienced. This is in fact the nature of the world.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-03-11 at 1:59 AM UTC in teh retraded thred herppppp slober fuk glum editshinAnother reason never to have children. If you want to live in the cool places you're probably going to be fucked. Not just about money, even if you're quite well off...women's priorities and behaviors will radically shift once they have children.
I'm getting pretty fucking sick of livig in the bay area, although I do love recreation weed. I want to live in an RV.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-03-10 at 9:37 AM UTC in teh retraded thred herppppp slober fuk glum editshin
Originally posted by Lanny Heh, yesterday was actually my dad's birthday. I set a reminder because I don't have it memorized, so now I get a "congratulations, you get to feel shitty today" email once a year. I should probably turn it off but I can't be bothered to.
Did you ever try your poppy seed extract/concentrate?
I think nodding is something you'd enjoy. Opium dreams.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-03-07 at 1:05 AM UTC in Splooshambo II: The Gruesome Twosome's Tardout HangoutWhy the fuck would anyone meet with friends sober?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-03-06 at 5:27 AM UTC in teh retraded thred herppppp slober fuk glum editshinDarn, only about 27g worth of tea and I was already nodding.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-03-06 at 3:50 AM UTC in Help me niggas in space, you're my only hope!
Originally posted by Lanny Yeah, Go is also on my list of things I want to get better at. This is why I don't like competitive activities, I get ladder anxiety so I play less and don't get better. Everything that I'm any good at doesn't involve direct competition.
Low testosterone. It's a good thing you're in compsci with your own kind.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-03-06 at 2:20 AM UTC in Totalled the bimmerThanks clonazepam.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-03-06 at 2:32 AM UTC in Totalled the bimmerWho wants to guess why I was absent beginning the day 135mg of clonazepam powder was delivered? Oh no, actually I just didn't post here, but did make a post on Reddit. So it was a one week disappearance from online.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2016-07-29 at 6:48 PM UTC in Hello
Makin some good money now, so I've reinstalled my internet service. I'd check in more often if this shitty site wasn't so fucking slow.
For anyone having trouble paying for internet service: Check if you have any xfinitywifi hotspots open, the ones that if you log into it redirects you to a page to sign up. If not in range of your computer's wifi, walk around the neighborhood with a smartphone.
Then buy this. Don't be intimidated, you aren't even hacking. Super easy to install and set-up: http://store.rokland.com/products/alfa-awus036nh-usb-adapter-16-dbi-yagi-antenna-5m-lmr-200-extension-cable
Look up guides on how to mount a yagi antenna. I have mine attached to a length of 3/4 inch diameter PVC pipe, I bought a few from Home Depot and cut them into segments for a project years ago. I attached the end of the antenna to the top of it using zip ties and what looks like duct tape, possible wrapped around something, to make a wedge.Then I also attached the PVC pipe to the bars on my window using zip ties. This makes it super easy to adjust, rotate, raise, I can even lower the zip ties to remove the yagi completely if need be. To get the yagi perfectly horizontal, you can use an app on your phone or one of these old timey things: https://www.google.com/search?q=bubble+level
For the cable, which is pretty long, I just pried up a corner of my window screen upward, then outward with a screwdriver, then wedged it there to keep it in place and passed the cable through it.
Last, in some places you can just spoof your mac address with the first two characters 0A, 0E, 02, or 06 followed by zeros for the rest, and one of them might allow you to log on indefinitely for free, but it isn't guaranteed and may eventually stop for good, or even come back after a while changed (It's 0E here now).
Best would be to buy an xfinity wifi account on betabay for $5 so you can use it easily wherever (There are tons of them, depending on where you live (i.e. not bumfuck middle of nowhere)), even a map with locations for each one, because it would suck to have the spoof trick go out and be stranded. You get 3 names and passes, and a replacement for life (Well, until the vendor is still around).
I'm not going to hold your hand anymore. If you're too fucking stupid to figure out any of this, including the darknet/bitcoin part or are too much of a pussy to use it even after doing your research, or are too goddamn lazy to read (This alone is TL;DR for most you drug addled morons), FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU, YOU STUPID FUCKING FUCK!The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2016-04-27 at 9:24 AM UTC in Bill Krozby, you should use this pickup line during a conversation."Your ass must be honey, because I'm Winnie the Pooh."
It 's an original creation and randomly popped into my mind today, the stupidity of it making me chortle, and then picturing you using it, as you're the perfect fit.
Preferably record it so we can see the results, or at least tell us what happened.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-02-24 at 12:13 AM UTC in Sliding into dat ez low esteem college pussyThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-02-23 at 8:50 PM UTC in Just went to jailThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-02-23 at 9 PM UTC in Sliding into dat ez low esteem college pussyThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-02-21 at 12:58 AM UTC in share your stashYup. Best dispensary in terms of value, IMO. I've seen it make the list as one of the top dispensaries in the country.
Are you in the bay area? There are a few other users around here.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-02-21 at 11:05 PM UTC in share your stashWell that's cool RisiR, that's cool. The romantic lone stoner.
Smoking really does make you look cool and rebellious. You have to gaze into the horizon with cold thoughtful eyes while doing it to gain the full effect and hear passersby compliment you.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-02-22 at 7:59 AM UTC in share your stashI want him to be my dad.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-02-21 at 8:45 AM UTC in teh retraded thred herppppp slober fuk glum editshinImagine if Elon Musk managed to become president...
I mean, now that Trump is actually president, having beaten Hillary of all people, it may actually be plausible...
What a golden age that would be. I welcome our technocratic overlords.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-02-21 at 10:30 PM UTC in teh retraded thred herppppp slober fuk glum editshinRisiR, you are the most insecure person I have ever met.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!