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The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition

  1. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    New USPS options

    So, I was just on myusps checking to see if my address was expecting any packs soon and I noticed a new option! If I read it correctly, the receiver may now have the option to upgrade the shipping method of certain packages.

    Darn, not available in my region. And I had just ordered something on eBay that I would have loved to have upgraded.
  2. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]


    yes...yes, this is butt hash alright.
  3. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    yes…yes, this is butt hash alright.


    holly fuck my eye sight is bad. I thought that read jenkem
  4. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Good lord, I was looking through my site accounts for various vendors to get an idea of what I should reorder/not miss anything and I've spent over $2,000 on nootropics and supplements between last year and now, mostly last year. Possibly as high as 2.5K when taking into account a few other things.
  5. Good lord, I was looking through my site accounts for various vendors to get an idea of what I should reorder/not miss anything and I've spent over $2,000 on nootropics and supplements between last year and now, mostly last year. Possibly as high as 2.5K when taking into account a few other things.

    Here's a picture of the chinaman chemist selling them to you​



    post a list I bet I could make it all for less in the USA
  6. Please please vote in Donald Trump. I really want to see what happens.
  7. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Earlier on the BART I felt as if I continuing to look out the window would eventually lead to death or insanity from alienation.

    Here's a picture of the chinaman chemist selling them to you​



    post a list I bet I could make it all for less in the USA

    No you fucking couldn't. Even if you could I wouldn't buy them from you because you'd probably use the dirtiest techniques in a dilapidated abandoned house and end up with the most unacceptable levels of impurities.

    Please please vote in Donald Trump. I really want to see what happens.



    Dear god, I wonder who he's going to choose as his Vice President.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    ^that is objectively the cringiest screencap in the history of screencaps
  9. I got fans all over the world. This girl injects meth daily until she becomes skinny



    she just keeps sending me pics after she binges and does shots and skips meals and asks "am I skinny enough yet?" And I'm like "yer gettin thar lass just keep cranking"

    Breakfast of champions
  10. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    ♪I thought life was a joke
    Which started the whole world dying
    Oh, if I'd only seen
    That the joke was on me…♪
  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Breakfast of champions

    I'd imagine opening those cheeks would be akin to overturning a damp, mildewy log of wood after many years of inexposure.
  12. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    ^that is objectively the cringiest screencap in the history of screencaps

    Oh, about that second to last line:



    Yes, that is his wife and a real unedited picture of her. It was an ad made by a super PAC targeting Mormon voters. http://www.vox.com/2016/3/21/11279018/melania-trump-slut-shaming-ad
  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    That's probably half the reason Trump supporters are planning on voting for him.
  14. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    http://www.rsdb.org/races#jedis

    Easy-Bake Nigger

    Hickory Smoked

    Oh, that's good. I want to memorize the entire database.
  15. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Lanny,about the bit of MXE you have left and don't want to use because of the drought after the China ban. Well, it's coming back (The power and resilience of capitalism over the state!), but what I wanted to know was what you usually did on it. I've seen multiple reports that it can greatly increase immersion while playing games or viewing something, which sounds like an awesome effect.
  16. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Lanny,about the bit of MXE you have left and don't want to use because of the drought after the China ban. Well, it's coming back (The power and resilience of capitalism over the state!),

    Was the ban lifted or did the labs move? Link?

    but what I wanted to know was what you usually did on it. I've seen multiple reports that it can greatly increase immersion while playing games or viewing something, which sounds like an awesome effect.

    It was fun for games but I wouldn't really say it improved immersion. Mostly programming or reading. I have mixed feelings about it, never really got any of the euphoria people talk about. Mostly it made me feel emotionally very neutral, calculating. Like it got me in the perfect headspace for minmaxing which is something I usually don't enjoy. Just really focused but not really caring.
  17. hydromorphone victim of incest [insincerely conduce my paisley]
    Well, guys I drove to §m£ÂgØL's, kidnapped him and now have him chained in my closet and have been using him as a sex slave and babysitter. His family just thinks he went hitchhiking again to join some cult so I won't have to worry about a missing persons report. How I lured him was making a trail of kpins into my rape van and I slammed the door when he stumbled and fell in, easier than I expected it to be. He seems to be in good spirits for being held against his will but he about cried like a little bitch the first dirty diaper he had to change (true story). My one dog, who is a dominant male and very protective of my baby and me, loves him and wants to fuck him- he's patiently waiting for him to go into heat- next time I rag, I'm going to smear period blood all over him and let my faithful companion have his way with him.
  18. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    I have no problem believing this could have happened and if I came upon it IRL would not alert the authorities if you let me watch.
  19. hydromorphone victim of incest [insincerely conduce my paisley]
    Anything for my favorite autist. You wanna watch me rape him or my dog? I think you'd get a laugh at how my dog looks at him with his deep instense stare of 'bitch, are you ready yet?' And the look on his face when §m£ÂgØL's says 'go get your ball!' And he cocks his head and turns from a vicious man raping dog to something resembling cute.
  20. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Veni, bibi, reliqui

    Oh, passing out in bed playing video games and drinking wine is the life.

    I want to see the dog rape him.

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