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2016-11-20 at 11:29 PM UTC in Battlestations ThreadYou are utterly repulsive, Bill Krozby. My stomach churns when I am unfortunate enough to come across any picture of you. I can only imagine the putrid stench that emanates from your foul corpulent body.
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2016-11-24 at 10:47 PM UTC in Users you wanna' grab.
Originally posted by Michael Myers Am I that ungrabable? (Is that even a word? Hello, dictionary?)
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2016-11-21 at 4:06 AM UTC in Ah fuck, I'm gay.Congratulations!
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2016-11-24 at 6:08 AM UTC in How do you cope with the horrific, pointless nature of life?Retreat to the pure land of anime. Anime is the real world. It's more "real" and valuable than the horrible outside world.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2016-11-24 at 2:20 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
Originally posted by reject Wut. Are you fucking shitting me. I can turn codeine into dhc with a freaking microwave???
Get that catalyst and use your microwave to travel to the holy land.
Originally posted by reject Malice someone just tried telling me being a parent is a full time job and takes a special person to raise a child, I need your help in destroying her with your antinatalist views.
For most of human history, before birth control and repressive views on sex, women would become pregnant in their early to mid teens and despite their primitive level of technology and level of knowledge, they survived. In fact, there's a clear and strong inverse correlation between level of intelligence and IQ and how many children you have, and a positive correlation with the average age you have your first child.
Taking care of a child is incredibly crude task that relies largely on biological changes and strong instincts that have arisen through a long process of evolution and are embedded in your DNA. It requires no significant intelligence. It takes a special person to realize the enormous destruction a child causes to your life and the profound immorality of bringing unconsenting life into this world. To properly and consistently utilize pharmacological intervention, some even medical, and stand by decisions arrived at through logical reasoning and scientific evidence, to surpass primitive instincts and engage in logical analysis that requires understanding why the gene centric view of evolution, written about by Richard Dawkins in the book The Selfish Gene, should cause you to very carefully consider your behavior, understanding that what causes a gene to have had a higher probability of spreading is not necessarily what is optimal/beneficial for you as an individual. Children are parasites and they induce emotions and behaviors meant to strengthen and maintain the parasitic relationship, to increase the chance that they will survive long enough to spread their genes. It takes a special person to see what human life really is and rise above it.
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2016-11-24 at 12:27 AM UTC in Today I flipped my shitDetails? What set you off? Did you remember my posts and then destroy everything out of a sense of deep inadequacy and resentment, envy? That you work so hard and long to earn what you paid into your house, but it's always all for nothing, it never brings you any lasting satisfaction of happiness.
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2016-11-23 at 4:03 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
Originally posted by Sophie Is Herijuana a play on the German word Herr, or is that just how you write weed in German?
I assume it’s an amalgamation of heroin and marijuana, braggartly alluding to the claim that the narcotic effects are of such strength that it is reminiscent of heroin. I happen to doubt this claim.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2016-11-23 at 12:42 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first editionI'd love to see you try. I'd knock you out with one punch.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2016-11-18 at 8:39 PM UTC in agronym its not fukcing NISHey, if you jerked off in orbit, would it just float around forever? Well, it would be the mercy of some level of cosmic radiation, but there are tons of small objects lost in orbit that are all tracked. Imagine if you encapsulated it and one day it exploded onto the visor of a female astronaut, delivering the greatest facial of all time.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2016-11-12 at 1:48 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first editionThat fucking settles it. I'm going to begin an exercise regimen and take steroids to rapidly regain my strength and stamina, make new reinforced robes and modular signs, buy a portable speaker I can integrate into them and a microphone I hook into that for a makeshift loudspeaker, then this will mark the resurgence of the klansman. We're going to see appearances at multiple major events.
I want to play that song and request backup for protection and to further ruffle their jimmies with numbers.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2016-11-18 at 11:07 PM UTC in Sexual protip: Don't attack a fleshlight to a blender
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2016-11-19 at 7:56 PM UTC in I've forgot everything I've ever learned.
Originally posted by Lanny The autistic genius meme has got to end.
Do you people know people with actual diagnosed autism? They're not all fucking sevants.
Did I post about a paper I found on "child prodigies"? I was looking up information tangentially related to PRL-8-53, the famed "hypermnesiac" (I don't believe it's actual MOA may involve the strict enhancement of memory capacity, but the improvement of the organization of it) that I had incredible results with when delivered intranasally. Anyway, in the paper they found that, and this was for children with a variety of talents far beyond the typical level of their age group, the common link was working memory in the 99th percentile, high 99s IIRC. They found various neurological/cognitive-behavioral differences and described it as essentially being a form of "moderated autism", autistic neurological qualities lacking the crippling disabilities.
But, yeah, the overwhelming majority of autists are either absolute retards or wholly unremarkable. Weapons grade autism can be a terrifying, destructive thing, though.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2016-11-21 at 9:23 AM UTC in what kind of emasculated faggot would have a girlfriendHomosexuality is a gift. Throughout history the greatest individuals have almost exclusively been men. To be able to love them is truly a wondrous thing, the purest love of all.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2016-11-20 at 11:38 PM UTC in I need real human interaction or im gonna fucking lose it5'11, max weight of 165lbs, BMI of 23, 25 and above being overweight. You fail again, Bill Krozbyler. It's amusing that you'd attempt to insult Lanny about his weight when you're undeniably overweight. Show us a picture of your pot belly from the side, no holding it inward.
Do the truffle shuffle, pig boy!The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2016-11-20 at 12:44 AM UTC in are you uglyI've coldly shot down every single woman that has shown interest in me, and there have been many, most of whom were physically attractive. Now I'm a reclusive autism-sage. It has nothing to do with how I perceive myself or being unable to attract women, there are a multitude of reasons to shun humanity in general, and women in particular.
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2016-11-19 at 11:38 PM UTC in So I'm getting into dabsBuy a gallon of acetone from Home Depot or Lowes or something, it's way cheap. Oh, and store it in the freezer!The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2016-11-19 at 8:18 PM UTC in odiumSex and orgasms are incredibly crude pleasures. Pay close attention the next time you masturbate or have sex. The simplistic/primitive dynamics (The pole with nerve endings concentrated near the tip, designed to penetrate deeply, the shape of the head possibly having been designed to scoop out competitors semen due to humanity's horrific relatively recent past, and present for many, is inserting into a cavity lightly ridged for added stimulation, which secretes mucus to self-lubricate, tightening via the surrounding muscles, the cervix having been found to dip down during orgasm, in a scooping motion, increasing the chance of pregnancy. Tab a goes into slot b and moves back and forth until a critical threshold is reached.) aside, focus on the feeling, it's like having your dopamine receptors tickled in the crudest manner.
Euphoria is the highest pleasure, the most magnificent form being wholly removed from sex. If you have never felt pleasures greater than sex, that truly is a pitiful thing.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2016-11-19 at 9:36 AM UTC in I think I might go up to a random person and say a fortune cookie quote.That was pretty gay, though. You seriously pussied out.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2016-11-18 at 4:35 AM UTC in Being a fecal conservative in a progressive cityDisgusting. You should be euthanized, Bill Krozby.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2016-11-18 at 6:58 AM UTC in My mom is getting into a fight with the neighbor.Let's petition Lanny to ban women from the site in order to protect us from their toxic, destructive, effects.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
