Double over, the beginning of what would be a mere charade of vomiting, bring my hands to my mouth and the extended index and middle fingers of my right hand down my throat, hidden by my left, then proceed to vomit a torrent of gastric matter. This would hopefully destroy any semblance of self esteem that foul licentious harlot had remaining.
2016-10-23 at 3:06 AM UTC
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hot shit
*sigh* There really hasn't been a good replacement for TOTSE. It was such a beautiful concentration of teenage angst, rebellion against the confines of society, and downright evil.
2016-10-23 at 3:01 AM UTC
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Me and lolis in real life.
Oh, I was considering watching bakemonogatari. It has a pretty high rating on MAL and I saw it mentioned while searching for recommended anime.
2016-10-23 at 2:58 AM UTC
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Well I guess I'm back
And none of that applies if you're a hermit.
2016-10-22 at 6:20 PM UTC
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Well I guess I'm back
That is akin to saying that weight lifting is a method used by people who can't cope with sufficient physical strength. Both it and alcohol augment your physical vessel.
Do you recommend that people with cancer beat it with their bare hands as you would likely claim to have done?
2016-10-22 at 6 PM UTC
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hot shit
Hey, what if we recruited them to the Bad Ideas forum. Now, no doubt they'd be shitty posters, I'm not disputing that, this would just be for our amusement when they'd inevitably get arrested, which we could even promote by slipping in critically bad advice at opportune moments.
Opiate crack sounds worthwhile to try. I say go for it.
The meek will inherit nothing, we will inherit the lolis.
2016-10-22 at 2:27 AM UTC
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Patrick the pedo is dead?
Hmm, this piques my interest...
I thought against an unjust god, my beauty, both in spirit and form, was said to be the highest of all the angels, and it inspired legions. A being that can wage war against the creator of that which should never have existed, turn his own chosen against him, and live to reign in a new realm that even he cannot enter, is truly a glorious being.
Come, walk with me along the path of darkness and you can have all you desire, for all will be allowed under my reign.
Give in to the dark side, masturbate to the thought of loli Hillary now or be drained by her when she visits your oceanic dreams.
2016-10-22 at 1:32 AM UTC
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Patrick the pedo is dead?
Imagine how cool it would be if you had a bisexual girlfriend who was into lolis and sexually open, so you could seduce them together and then delight in their softness.
2016-10-22 at 1:01 AM UTC
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why was spectral doxxed?
Spectral is so old and senile...when MS-DOS was first promoted he thought it was a dating ad.
You have no right to judge me. You're fine with teaching children the joys of sex, but not showing mother nature some sweet sweet lovin'?
Hey, it's clearly unfeasible to whore yourself out to such a massive number of people, but *raises index fingers* what if in situations like this they instead promised to make a virtual reality porno, agreeing to it under contract.
Loli Hillary had nice lips. She looks like the kind of girl that would be nice to seduce for a blowjob in some hidden corner of the school.
