2016-10-17 at 11:37 AM UTC
When I get some spare cash to buy equipment I'm guna do it. I might take a walk down to the woods and pick a load of blackberries and make blackberry wine. If I wait a few weeks I can scour the fields for liberty caps and if I find any I can make an awesome Psilocybin-alcohol-GHB drink that I'll call "Reject's FUBAR" and it'll all be for me (and any lucky fool that asks me for a sample, oh what a treat they'd be in for).
2016-10-17 at 12:46 PM UTC
Wow that's beautiful. Just say it's novelty vodka or something and people will drink it
2016-10-17 at 2:06 PM UTC
Why the fuck would you bother wasting your time saying happy birthday to a dead girl when she's fucking dead? I hate people sometimes, I'm actually alive and get less birthday wishes
2016-10-17 at 8:53 PM UTC
yh i knw dere a prson selling magic blue honey
2016-10-18 at 2:41 PM UTC
Man my old home town now has the youngest double killers in Britain. Gotta be known for something
2016-10-19 at 12:10 AM UTC
One time about a year ago, maybe just over, I was living in a hostel and I took a bunch of benzos, flubromazolam/mazepam I can't remember which and a bunch of syncans, I went to fart and accidentally shit myself, so I went to the toilet and cleaned up, went downstairs and put my dirty trackies in the washing machine. There was 2 washing machines, one new and one old, I put them in the old one which I didn't normally use, and as they were going round and round I noticed a turd I missed stuck in the little window bit, taunting me.
When it finished I put my clothes in the new one for another clean and made a half assed attempt to clean the turd up. Whoever used that washing machine next had my fecal matter embedded into their clothes
2016-10-19 at 10:43 PM UTC
Woah, dude, I should experiment with the Ballmer Peak more. Before it, there's an annoying state that feels almost as if my brain is fighting against it. But, afterward, it's easier to attain a state I (tongue-in-cheek) call the "pure Buddha's realm". Then, I managed to kill a fruit fly bare handed and stand a Chuck E Cheese coin I found some time ago on its edge easier than usual, which may be tied to its lowering of inhibition. the dissociative effect can be nice as well. This lead to the thought of whether it would be cost effective to counterfeit CEC coins, the answer, on a deeper level of analysis, likely being no due to sunk costs and losing any coins you would procure. My thoughts were, well, basically, "they would never expect it", who would put any serious effort into ripping off Chuck E Cheese. But it's the low security measures, unless the cost is lower than any likely savings, that could make it plausible. Hacking the machines to spit out tickets (the tickets may have barcodes on them now), would be the real money maker. You could build a treasure trove of prizes, then maybe leave them in some secret potential clubhouse location children might find and rig them to burst into flames so their dreams would be crushed.
2016-10-19 at 10:44 PM UTC
I stood up to get a glass of water and the coin fell. That's a sign I need to drink more.
2016-10-20 at 1:06 AM UTC
I wonder if there will ever be discovered a way to end all aspects of existence, not simply the universe, but whatever may exist beyond it, reality itself, so that life will never occur again. That's my idea of the closest thing to a benevolent god.
2016-10-20 at 1:18 AM UTC
I listened to the debate for 2 minutes before I decided if I wanted to listen a woman lie for 90 minutes I'd talk to my ex
2016-10-20 at 1:21 AM UTC
u are the center of ur pecevetion everything its backwerds from there so y not start there