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2016-12-18 at 7:34 AM UTC in If the cops busted down your door right now, what could they find to charge you with?
Originally posted by yum Fact: if you leave needles with the caps off in an obvious space like a table, cops will be a LOT less thorough with their search
"Oh, officer, be careful with those needles, I have AIDS!"
Another excellent tip. I'll be sure to add this to me repertoire. I'm thinking some fake dog doo may add a nice touch. -
2016-12-18 at 7:32 AM UTC in Cell phone explodes on CeeLo Green's face.What the fuck is this?
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2016-12-18 at 7:30 AM UTC in Americans are so goddamn ignorantUltimately, most of the problems in the world can be summed up with the simple explanation: Because humans are idiots.
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2016-12-18 at 6:07 AM UTC in How do you know you're an alcoholic?I've never experienced withdrawals after rapidly desisting from alcohol consumption, that's the metric by which I'm currently judging whether I'm an addict.
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2016-12-18 at 5:22 AM UTC in im just sitting hereToo late to get weed so I'm getting drunk, I'm pretty sick of being conscious for today. Fast forward to tomorrow.
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2016-12-18 at 5:21 AM UTC in Americans are so goddamn ignorantI hate (mild-moderate dislike) you, Zanick.
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2016-12-18 at 5:21 AM UTC in If the cops busted down your door right now, what could they find to charge you with?You know, being a hoarder/slob could be a really could defense against raids. Just sprinkle some drug residue everywhere and have some medical marijuana around.
Came to mind due to an album I saw of a renovation/flip someone did on a foreclosed hoarder's house. "Well, fuck it, I quit." -
2016-12-18 at 5:18 AM UTC in Where to procure spice
Originally posted by Lanny I was really hoping against hope someone would call it out for being bad. Thank you malice.
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2016-12-18 at 5:04 AM UTC in Crippling alcoholics threadOf course not, I would simply desist from citing that study in support of my views. :smug:
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2016-12-18 at 5:01 AM UTC in Anybody do work in research?I didn't think that was particularly dramatic.
I think you should go to grad school. It would be a terrible decision leaving you profoundly disillusioned, bitter, resentful, unfulfilled, and at best you may only meet some people you have an affinity towards (this could well have been done in a far more effective manner outside of school, but the concentration of people of a general higher quality and who share similar interests can be nice), but it seems like the right path/decision for you.
You can fucking afford it, go back to school. At the very least it may somewhat assuage your guilt and cause you to feel like you come close to earning 2/3 of your income. -
2016-12-18 at 4:52 AM UTC in Where to procure spice
Originally posted by Lanny Whole foods has a wonderful selection, although you'll pay a little more on every day items like cinnamon and whatnot.
Lanny, just curious, what was your rationale behind posting this? That joke was just so bad, so lame, it does not come full circle and become good. -
2016-12-18 at 3:51 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first editionJust tried a sip of plain whisky. Holy shit this tastes awful. I expected it to taste bad by itself, but not this bad; I can't fucking drink it. I fucking knew nearly everyone who likes it plain would either be a hardcore alcoholic or some delusional frat boy driven by machismo with poor taste.
I mean, to be fair, it was $12 for 1.75L in a plastic container, but still, jeez.
It was good in a ginger (added for anti-emetic (nausea) effects) hot toddy, though, even though I forgot to buy honey (very strong anti-bacterial properties).
Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump where do you order poppy seeds from?.
Oh crap, forgot to post this.
A while back someone, Arthur Treacher (Or whatever his name was) IIRC, wrote about them and ended up giving us his sources. Sincerely Nuts was the top choice for unwashed: https://www.amazon.com/Sincerely-Nuts-Whole-Poppy-Seeds/dp/B00K5R5350?th=1
Of course quality/potency will vary by batch. I also recall him mentioning a place where people reviewed every batch, to know when the good stuff is in stock and when to postpone it.
Oh, and of course ginger to prevent nausea. Zofran would be an interesting thing to combine it with (Anti-emetic that functions by antagonizing the 5HT3 receptor, IIRC). -
2016-12-17 at 9:59 PM UTC in Is anybody else here keeping their nose clean?Tell us more about the mental health reasons. No need to be shy, we're all mad here
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2016-12-17 at 9:54 PM UTC in Anybody do work in research?Research already tends to be bad enough, I'd question trusting undergrads with even grunt work.
Also, Lanny desperately wishes he could renounce his affluent SF financial tech lifestyle and become a serious part of academia. You are his wet dream. -
2016-12-17 at 9:51 PM UTC in Crippling alcoholics thread
Originally posted by mmQ Spoken like a true faggot. Either you don't mean what you say or you're retarded. I'm not saying this because I personally struggle financially. You're a patronizer. It's not a mystery why people have financial struggles, and it has nothing to do with anyone being dumb or inferior, butthead.
Bullshit. Did you know that they conducted a study on adopted koreans and that by the age of 30 there were no differences, on average, between those who had the richest adoptive parents and those who had the poorest?
You're a science denying leftist that doesn't understand genetics/heritability. -
2016-12-17 at 9:46 PM UTC in christmas is fucking terribleI just hate the cold. Ideally I would migrate south for the cold season every year.
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2016-12-17 at 10:52 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first editionMein gott! Poppy seed tea for sore throat/cough, of course. There’s a reason why the good stuff often isn’t available otc, it actually works. Opioids are great antitussive agents.
Definitely going to order some for this, and to try to get high on. Add in meth as a decongestant (along with numerous other beneficial effects) and you could practically cure consumption. Oh, opioids should also be kept hand in case I am ever in pain, which I cannot tolerate. -
2016-12-17 at 10:39 AM UTC in FINALS ARE DONE!trudat
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2016-12-17 at 9:44 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first editionFirst heard about this over a decade ago on King of the Hill. Didn't know what it was at the time and didn't bother trying to figure out. Came up when I was researching sore throat treatments.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hot_toddy
That does indeed sound excellent. I wouldn't have posted this if wanting to announce my quest for holiday/winter beverages hadn't pushed it past my fuzzy and highly variable threshold.
For example, your post about mulled wine reminded me of this: http://www.themijachronicles.com/2010/12/how-to-make-ponche-the-traditional-mexican-christmas-punch/
They really are excellent holiday style drinks for a cold day. Either sounds like it would be very very good with hard liquor added in. -
2016-12-17 at 9:22 AM UTC in Vegans.
Originally posted by Lanny I mean do you really not get what a rhetorical question is? Jesus fuck, and people call me autistic
Mildly and quite high functioning. There are different levels of autism. I am kami level, autism so powerful it threatens to destroy the earth.
Originally posted by Bill Krozby I know you're sexually frustrated but don't take it out on us. It's not very trill
I've suspected this myself. I have a very hard time believing women could truly satisfy Lanny.