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2016-12-23 at 9:58 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first editionHe’s a snowflake, a tortured soul who just needs a special someone to help him unlock his true potential.
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2016-12-23 at 9:23 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first editionShe wants the D. Accept her as a replacement for your mother in your life.
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2016-12-23 at 8:10 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first editionQuite possibly the greatest pro-libertarian piece of propaganda I've ever seen:
Thus could convert any man to our fine philosophy. -
2016-12-23 at 7:32 AM UTC in If the cops busted down your door right now, what could they find to charge you with?
Originally posted by Lanny Every long term relationship I've been in has either been a lot of work that ultimately amounts to nothing or a big timesink that might be fun but sure isn't productive.
Women are kinda gay tbqhfam
Women, who needs them. A sleepover with the right male friend, using the right combination of drugs, will have your desires satisfied far better than a woman ever could.
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2016-12-23 at 2:32 AM UTC in That feeling when you discuss your drug history with somebody for the first time
Originally posted by Lanny I don't talk about drugs with people, everyone knows antisocial drug use is best drug use.
Wait, there’s no one in your life you can talk about drugs with? That’s powerfully lame. Says a lot about your social circle. -
2016-12-23 at 1:03 AM UTC in It must suck to be afraid of MuslimsOoh: Australian police foil terrorist plans for Christmas day attack with raids
http://www.news.com.au/national/victoria/news/police-raids-in-melbournes-northern-suburbs/news-story/135a23d342de22b6abedc7203b02d04f
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2016-12-23 at 12:10 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first editionA nice IRL code word for smoking weed could be "worshipping satan".
Hey man, you wanna go worship satan before dinner? -
2016-12-23 at 12:04 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
Originally posted by reject Nice. Sort me out lad, I've txt 6 different numbers tonight and not one has replied. Except the dude who's giving me all these numbers
Damn these Platinum Girl Scout Cookies nugs are dense and sticky. What a steal, SPECIAL at $35-oz/$10-g. I'm lit as hades, didn't think the gap between the last time I smoked and finally working up the ___ to go to Purple Star MD would affect me this much.
There's that nice body high, the effects below the neck commonly associated with indicas, yet also a nice head high, a moderately energetic general psychoactive effect which is commonly associated with sativas.
Also burns to a white-grey colored ash, generally a sign of having been flushed well, contributing greatly to a smoother smoke.
BOGO deal on standard GSC @ $30 both 8ths and another SPECIAL on Super Silver Haze. You also get a free 8th every time if you spend over $100 (Nigga, only proles can't spare a few benjies). Received Lemon Haze, the buds look good. SSH is a pretty nice sativa, more energetic and psychedelic, but still mellow.
I'd post pics, but it just feels beneath me. Take my word that we live in most excellent times here in cali. -
2016-12-22 at 11:58 PM UTC in Come home and the first thing out of my son's mouth...
Originally posted by reject I was guna guess Sophie's dick
Savage, nice. -
2016-12-22 at 11:56 PM UTC in That feeling when you discuss your drug history with somebody for the first time
Originally posted by Hash Slinging Slasher I hate that feeling you get when you have a falling-out with a co-worker that knows you do drugs
You always wonder if they're going to talk
Anyone that would have a falling out with you because you use drugs is pretty fucking lame. -
2016-12-22 at 1:22 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first editionSomeone on this site should become the next D.B. Cooper.
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2016-12-22 at 1:07 PM UTC in If the cops busted down your door right now, what could they find to charge you with?
Originally posted by Number13 Yeah I'm pretty fucked
Your avatar makes it even more depressing. I can just imagine you being in total isolation for years on end, hoping for that perfect romance that will allow you to flourish and finally truly change everything, but of course it never happens IRL. -
2016-12-22 at 6:26 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
Originally posted by mmQ Lol
"So I couldn't help but notice you thanked several of my posts. You got dinner plans tonight?"
Oh Mal. Mal Mal Mal. What are we gonna do with you?
Oh wait, I misread it. I don’t remember that. -
2016-12-22 at 5:03 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
Originally posted by Greif dear malice
do you remeber sending me pm about me liking your posts on zoklet, because i looked at your page? long ago under a different handle
same to sophie
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2016-12-22 at 1:52 AM UTC in All SWIM can think about is killing people
Originally posted by thelittlestnigger As you do it, do a facebook live video. That shit would be cray.
I've said this before, I yearn for the day a spree killing is properly livestreamed. -
2016-12-21 at 10:52 PM UTC in If the cops busted down your door right now, what could they find to charge you with?
Originally posted by Number13 I had a breakdown and dropped out very early in highschool, then dropped all contact with the outside world, I've mostly gotten over my social anxiety and stuff but I've still got no friends and no education, neet life is all I can do for now but I'm trying to get better.
Woah, someone here who may be even worse than me. I didn't know you were anywhere near this bad. -
2016-12-21 at 8:45 PM UTC in If the cops busted down your door right now, what could they find to charge you with?
Originally posted by Number13 That's why I thought it was a scam but I pretty much don't exist so I'm not sure how a scammer could get my details either.
You should have written return to sender on the front and "moved, left no forwarding address" on the back. Read this tip a while ago and it can prevent people from ever contacting you again. -
2016-12-21 at 8:42 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
Originally posted by Sophie Pharma speedball 80mg Oxy + 50mg methylphenidate. Holy fucking braingasm.
Proceeding as planned... -
2016-12-21 at 8:42 PM UTC in All SWIM can think about is killing people
Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump NEET tries to commit mass shooting but has no idea where people gather so he gives up and goes home to watch anime.
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2016-12-21 at 12:34 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first editionhttps://twitter.com/BNONews/status/811330848540753920
Surreal, man. Mass fireworks explosions are such a joy to behold. 29 dead, 70 injured! That's how powerful it was. Goddamn, can you imagine being on the ground floor when the chain reaction first started to go off?