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  1. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Quite possibly the greatest pro-libertarian piece of propaganda I've ever seen:





    Thus could convert any man to our fine philosophy.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    WHERE ARE MY GODDAMN TENDIES?!!?!?!?!?!?!?
  3. WHERES THE MONEY!!
  4. WHERES THE MONEY!!?!?!?
  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Oh boy oh boy. So I saw this counselor for the 2nd time last night, which is the first time I've gone to a counselor more than one time in a row. I like her. Not LIKE, like her, but we have a good vibe together. The funny thing is we just barely touched on the tip of my life's iceberg tonight and I don't think she has any idea what she's getting into.

    Now, that's not to say I'm super unique or something she hasn't dealt with, but I'm not your generic brand of depressed person dealing with basic stressors of life. There's so much, I'm scared to overwhelm HER, when I'm the one who typically feels overwhelmed. I don't know. It's gonna be interesting.
  6. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    She wants the D. Accept her as a replacement for your mother in your life.
  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Tee-hee

    The scenario has already ran through my mind trust me. She's a digit above average looking, petite, ripe for an office desk fuck. This is something I'd never try to instigate unless I felt it. Truth be told I know nothing about her- relationship status, kids, etc. On the side of common sense I'm going to go ahead and assume I'm not going to wind up having a MALICIOUS sexual relationship with her.
  8. What makes you a special brand of depressed?
  9. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    He’s a snowflake, a tortured soul who just needs a special someone to help him unlock his true potential.
  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Oh stop patronizing me you faggots. I'm saying I'm not her standard clientele. Do you seriously not get that?
  11. Do you realize that everybody who goes to her probably thinks something similar? I mean really. To think you're going to *overwhelm* her? What hubris.
  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Discount Whore Do you realize that everybody who goes to her probably thinks something similar? I mean really. To think you're going to *overwhelm* her? What hubris.

    I'm basing it off of her reactions, as subtle as she tried to make them. Like I said, I'm not saying I'm the "special snowflake" I'm just saying I'm not her ordinary cheerio. I don't get myself, and I think there's a lot more to me than I've ever understood. Don't take it wrong. I'm extraordinary. I'm not an anomaly. I'm not something of which the likes have never BEAN SEEN. I am simply saying I have a rather sordid past that is confounding to me and I've never dealt with it myself, let alone a complete stranger, and on top of it I'm not simply a standard depressed person.

    FUCKKKK. Maybe I am. See? Maybe I have no idea. Maybe she hears this shit every day. Maybe I am like everyone else. Maybe that's my problem. I am the most basic ass fuck. I'm selfish, see? I want to feel important. I want to have significance. I want to know that I have value. And, I feel I do, despite my shortcomings. It's very complex, to me.
  13. bling bling Dark Matter
    come bring baccy
  14. I don't know what the government was trying to achieve with the new packets cos I prefer them to the branded packs. The dark green/almost black is far more stylish. Even the rizla packs you get with backy are the plain dark colour
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    THANKS A LOT, YOUR BULLSHIT COMPANY IS RUINING MY DAY. FUCK YOU I WILL NEVER USE YOUR SERVICES AGAIN. I WILL TELL ALL MY FRIENDS AND FAMILY HOW FUCKING USELESS AND DUMB YOU PEOPLE ARE. I WILL GO ON FACEBOOK AND TELL THEM ALL HOW SHIT YOUR COMPANY IS.

    YOU FUCKED UP MY LIFE!!!! I JUST WANT TO READ ON THE BUSS!!!!!1 I CANT FUCKING PAY MY PHONE BILL THE WEBSITE HAS BEEN CRASHING ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLL WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG FUCK YOU CUNTS!!!!CUFUJFJFFERJIERJIOFGWEJIOWEFJIOWETJIOJIOWEFG CUNTS!!! cUNTS!!!!!1 EVEN TYPING THIS MESSAGE IS MAKING YOUR WEBSITE SLOW AND GLITCHY. FUCK YOU . IM TRYING TO GIVE YOU MONEY AND LOOK WHERE THE FUCK I AM.

    I HAVE 2 BROWSERS OPEN AND WIOWOWOWOHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUCWIOWOWOWOHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUCWIOWOWOWOHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUCWIOWOWOWOHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUC THE WORST WEBSITE IN THE WORLD KEEPS FUCKING CRASHING ON BOTH OF THEM AND THE SHITTY PHONE YOU SOLD ME. ITS NOT ME... ITS YOU!!!!!! YOU FUCKING CUNTS. FUCK YOU.

    SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY FAGGOTS. ITS PAYDAY FOR ME BUT YOU GUYS ARENT GETTING A FUCKING DIME FROM ME EVER AGAIN!!!!!! IM GOING TO WIOWOWOWOHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUCWIOWOWOWOHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUCWIOWOWOWOHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUCWIOWOWOWOHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUCWIOWOWOWOHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUCWIOWOWOWOHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUCWIOWOWOWOHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUC, FUCK YOU!!!

    AND EVERY TIME I TRY TO ADD DATA YOUR WEBSITE FUCKS UP TOO!!!!1 YOU HAVE FAILED TO EARN MY MONEY MULTIPLE TIMES... USELESS FUCKS!!!!!!!!!!! AND YOU COVERAGE IN WIOWOWOWOHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUCKS!!!!!!

  16. bling bling Dark Matter
    jumpign out on bike
  17. Okay here's my day... Haven't slept cuz WHERES THE MONEY!!!!!!! AT the bank at 5am cuz WHERES THE MONEY!!! I try to go in to use the machine and some fucking spic wetback Mexican is mopping the bloody carpet and WONT FUCKING MOVE!!!! I nearly Broke the mop over his dumb head.

    I withdrawal so much cash that i can't even close my wallet.. The machine only dispenses 20's not 50's or 100's.

    On my way home I try to pick up some cola at the store except its hidden behind the sprite in a corner with a CLOTHES RACK selling marijuana shirts right up against it and I fucking knock it over.

    Managed to go home and sleep till 7. Woke up tried to pay my phone bill but the mobile company website crashed and burned as soon as I use it.

    So now I have no WiFi all day.

    I spent 15 minutes trying to make a payment... Spilled a gallon of milk rushing out he door.. Missed my bus..

    Fuck this gay earth
  18. bling bling Dark Matter
    see thru glocks thts natural wot u load wif rocks
  19. cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Hash Slinging Slasher Grizzly wintergreen was my favorite for most of my life but after three years of it in high school and another year and a half of it on the job I had to find something else

    Grizzly straight is good but seems weaker than the other two

    Post last edited by Hash Slinging Slasher at 2016-12-20T04:40:22.781395+00:00

    I get grizzly straight when im in brokeboy mode which is why i got a can earlier

    Also its mild on the gums so its a nice change of pace
  20. Going into town today was absolute fucking hell. I hate people. I hate people even more at Christmas.

    Next year I'm converting to Islam and not doing Christmas

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