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2017-04-20 at 5:08 AM UTC in cat pic thread
Originally posted by Captain Falcon Thank you Fargo
For what it's worth, I think Bella is FUCKING. ADORABLE. as well. I want to let its little head. She is such a cutie patootie.
Originally posted by aldra blue eyes
so blue
Little guy (not entirely sure it's a male) has very blue eyes as well. It's endearing when he peeks under the crack of the screen door to see if I'm inside. Today I saw him clawing a wet piece of cardboard box that someone left outside with his mom. He play tackled her and then they did that batting the air thing play fighting with each other. It's nice to see the close relationship they have with people despite being feral and afraid of human beings. -
2017-04-20 at 4:39 AM UTC in teh retraded thred herppppp slober fuk glum editshin^ Joke about women/the female gender.
Aww, man, I'm reading the Bloomberg article about Juicero and, yeah, I could definitely see why you would hate the business world in your region, Lanny. -
2017-04-20 at 4:24 AM UTC in teh retraded thred herppppp slober fuk glum editshin
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2017-04-20 at 4:23 AM UTC in teh retraded thred herppppp slober fuk glum editshinhttps://www.reddit.com/r/sanfrancisco/comments/66c8zt/sf_startup_juiceros_400_juice_machine_yields/?st=j1pvid9z&sh=37ea1cb5
That's kind of fucking funny. I wonder if anyone has a list of retarded startups that failed. That would provide fantastic Schadenfreude, particularly for successful capitalists.
You know, I would really be disappointed if this didn't exist in a form that adequately satisfied my appetite. I want to walk down the boulevard of broken dreams, see some people's' lives genuinely get ruined.
Originally posted by Tetrahedras can you ban malice as a social experiment. the consequences will be absolutely disastrous
Don't you ficking dare! For the record I have never publicly declared plans for a mass shooting/murder, but this could certainly put me over the edge! -
2017-04-20 at 4:21 AM UTC in Do you feel that psych drugs are harmful?
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2017-04-20 at 3:42 AM UTC in PON PON WAY WAY WAY PON PON PON PON WAY WAY WAYEngineering major! Your kind always shows its true colors eventually.
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2017-04-20 at 3:40 AM UTC in Do you feel that psych drugs are harmful?
Originally posted by HampTheToker She won't tell her doctors and refuses to listen to anything at all that I have to say about anything. My seven year-old doesn't hold a candle to her tantrums. She will literally put her fingers in her ears and talk over you instead of listening to reason.
Your sister is mentally retarded and should be institutionalized.
Well, there should legitimately be something she should be diagnosed with. In an adult her age this behavior should undeniably be considered a serious mental illness.
Irrational human beings...I would not be able to tolerate them. Living alone is wonderful, I'll never live with others. -
2017-04-20 at 1:25 AM UTC in teh retraded thred herppppp slober fuk glum editshin
Originally posted by Wide Selection Nigga thinking like this is not unique. Everyone who self reflects goes through it. thats why we have all of these distractions. yeah social hierarchy, yeah yeah yeah. Yeah we slaves. yeah its all about feeding the machine of capitalism. BUT, we distracted. you have no distractions and live in your own head. That is bad.
That is not good.
Indeed! I actually had a thought on the subject of distractions within the last few nights. A lot of planning for the future, if done rationally, is, for me at least, centered around how to best keep myself distracted until I either die/am cryogenically frozen or the singularity arrives. I've long forsaken any childish desires for genuine meaning in life, it's akin to wishing magic were real. That's not the reality we exist in, I've gotten over it. -
2017-04-20 at 1:22 AM UTC in teh retraded thred herppppp slober fuk glum editshinOh, and before I forget, on the subject of sex, relationships, and love, Lanny, you know damn well that if it were by merit alone every single one of our partners would be men! It is an injustice, among the greatest there is in human life!
We are ideological homosexuals trapped in hetero bodies, tormented by a world that has not sufficiently advanced to allow us to achieve our ideals. -
2017-04-20 at 1:13 AM UTC in Why do we disregard Freud?From his private letters:
“In the depths of my heart I can’t help being convinced that my dear fellow-men, with a few exceptions, are worthless.” -
2017-04-20 at 1:08 AM UTC in teh retraded thred herppppp slober fuk glum editshin
Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump and a VR headset, amd some tech and bundy. and watch live feeds to simulate human interaction. Your brain wont know the difference. It's the future malice I can feel it coming in my xuzzyzz. and TENDIES
http://bigbrothercanada.globaltv.com/live/
Exactly man. If your brain doesn't know the difference, well, by god, we've finally beaten biological reality! Imagine a world where women hold absolutely no power over men due to their sexuality/appearance! What a wonder it would be. Where men are not corrupted and led astray. We're going to look back on the biological/physical reality era as being absolute hell!
It's fucking coming! For now we can aim to be pharmacological wireheads, but I have foreseen the future and know that in that era I am not taking off my headset or stepping foot outside for anyone or anything if I can help it. -
2017-04-20 at 1:06 AM UTC in teh retraded thred herppppp slober fuk glum editshinAnyway, I was reading this: https://www.dailystrength.org/group/pregnancy/discussion/want-to-stop-wanting-a-baby
And had the thought that I'd really like a gif along the lines of the following. It would essentially use a scene where either the eject button on a plane is pressed or an emergency button, above it it says BAIL! and written on the button is humanity. I truly am grateful for not having any biological urge to have children. Not once has it arisen in me or have I strayed from the path, questioned whether I had not gained true understanding on this matter. It's the type of thing that brings a tear to my eye and that I am oddly proud of, knowing that I will never create life. As others would be comforted by their loved ones on their death bed I would be comforted by this thought, and the knowledge that humanity as I know, the source of such immense hatred within me, will one day end whether I made it or not. -
2017-04-20 at 1:01 AM UTC in teh retraded thred herppppp slober fuk glum editshin
Originally posted by Discount Whore He's like a pet snake. Cool to look at. You don't really want to touch it. Would kill you if it got the chance. You know, a snake.
No I'm not! I'm not that kind of person.
Although, to be fair, yeah. I actually had a fantasy earlier today where I met Lanny accidentally after coming out of the dispensary (He's just in the area, doesn't own a car, and it's my only real reason to be outside in SF), wherein after meekly asking, "Malice?", I slowly turn to him while taking off my sunglasses, revealing eyes that foretell death, and say, a dark smirk spreading across my face, "I'm really not the kind of person you should meet in real life", before sprinting off due to being terrified of human social interaction. -
2017-04-20 at 12:23 AM UTC in Do you feel that psych drugs are harmful?
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2017-04-20 at 12:14 AM UTC in teh retraded thred herppppp slober fuk glum editshin"I spent years of my life just being bummed out about being a human being."
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2017-04-20 at 12:10 AM UTC in teh retraded thred herppppp slober fuk glum editshin
Originally posted by Discount Whore Malice, do you use a fleshlight of any sort? Sometimes I torture my wife by fucking one and making her watch for the night. She hate/loves it. I like it in part because I can be selfish about my pleasure, which I can never in good conscious do when I'm having sex. Even in the old days when I would fuck fat dumpster bitches I always tried to please them.
You'd be surprised how hard it can be to find the clit on some of those bigger women. Like my god.
Oh, actually, I've never tried one. I have zero sex toys or products. May actually get one if this causes problems and I end up having wet dreams. I'm just completely indifferent to sexual pleasure, but do realize that the far increased stimuli would make this a much shorter job.
*stands up on chair and attempts masturbation again*
Goddamn, this thing does not work. I mean, that's ultimately what I'd like, but I want to go yak percento!, not like this.
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2017-04-20 at 12:09 AM UTC in teh retraded thred herppppp slober fuk glum editshin"A list of grievances on the human condition"
I wonder if any ancient dudes ever wrote any good rants on how much it sucks/what a bummer it is to be a human being. I suppose ecclesiastes counts, but I'm looking for something more along the lines of what Diogenes might write if he took it (half) seriously.
It's kind of interesting that even thousands of years ago you could realize the futility and horror of existence if you really tried hard enough. -
2017-04-19 at 10:43 PM UTC in teh retraded thred herppppp slober fuk glum editshinGoddammit, I have blue balls from not masturbating for 2+ weeks, but I'm too displeased with being a human being to come even close to orgasm/ejaculation or even maintain an erection. Gave up in gyfcat porn clips and attempted to do it through sheer will power.
Life is highly unsatisfactory. -
2017-04-19 at 10:08 PM UTC in teh retraded thred herppppp slober fuk glum editshin
Originally posted by bling bling beznos make u poop
Only if you're anally retentive, clenching your asshole due to current anxiety caused by something in the present or past trauma. Although, the muscle relaxant effect certainly would help. Really, if you need to take a big backed up poop, just take muscle relaxers. It's like preparing for reverse anal. -
2017-04-19 at 10:07 PM UTC in teh retraded thred herppppp slober fuk glum editshin
Originally posted by Lanny What sounds more like rationalization: accepting you have inevitable biological needs and desires and acting to satiate them or saying that through pure rationality running on a shitty ape brain you've come to the conclusion the things that have defined your ancestors for longer than they've been human just isn't for you?
Because I like her, and sex feels good, and human companionship is nice? Is the courtship ritual absurd? Totally. Is the biological compulsion to participate in it frustrating at times? Yeah. But eating and sleeping and brushing my teeth are all annoying indignities too but they're all necessary to sustain higher order functions.
"I teach you the overman. Man is something that shall be overcome. What have you done to overcome him?… All beings so far have created something beyond themselves; and do you want to be the ebb of this great flood, and even go back to the beasts rather than overcome man? What is ape to man? A laughing stock or painful embarrassment. And man shall be that to overman: a laughingstock or painful embarrassment. You have made your way from worm to man, and much in you is still worm. Once you were apes, and even now, too, man is more ape than any ape... The overman is the meaning of the earth. Let your will say: the overman shall be the meaning of the earth... Man is a rope, tied between beast and overman—a rope over an abyss … what is great in man is that he is a bridge and not an end."
True story, I have a recording of Nietzsche reading excerpts of the overman in German that I listen to whenever primitive desires arise to pester me.
