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2018-03-26 at 8:03 PM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
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2018-03-26 at 7:57 PM UTC in >philosophy majorSploo, psychology is probably one of the worst majors you could have chosen.
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2018-03-26 at 5:51 PM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.Ha, I got caught. Some guy in Japanese class just asked me what my wallpaper was. He saw it for a second. I was like, "Oh god, you saw it." and admitted it was Sagiri from Eromanga Sensei. He knew.
Power level revealed. I'm not alone, though. Warms my heart and puts a smile on my face. -
2018-03-26 at 4:19 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.I saw some printouts posted in a laundromat and I think they were about a black woman that had taken a shit in a trash can.
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2018-03-26 at 3:57 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
Originally posted by Enter how did you get sent back in after 30 seconds?
Not 30 seconds. After the taxi arrived at the Richmond BART it was an instant PTSD trigger due to everything that had occurred. I ended up freaking out and becoming extremely paranoid. To be fair, if any of those gang members had recognized me I could actually have been killed. -
2018-03-26 at 3:48 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.If those guys learned that after being transferred upstairs to the psych ward the first thing I did, before anyone even talked to me and explained what was going to happen, was to try to make a run for it, grapple with the staff, and end up getting injected they must have been like, “This.fucking.guy...He.fucks.upeverything.” and given me up as a lost cause. I probably wouldn’t have even been there that long and wouldn’t have been abused if it hadn’t happened.
The social ineptness Asperger’s can cause is legendary. -
2018-03-25 at 11:53 PM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.I have an idea for performance art in San Francisco.
Find one of those coin operated mechanical rides for children and just sit on it looking really downcast and completely defeated, holding a bottle of liquor filled with tea or something while wearing a very nice but disheveled suit. Going for a stereotypical alcoholic in order to cope office worker mid life crisis look.
Below it prop up a cardboard sign written in marker that says, "What the hell am I doing with my life?" -
2018-03-25 at 11:47 PM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.Imagine getting a tombstone that just said:
I fucked up. -
2018-03-25 at 11:44 PM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.Does anyone else feel like they completely understand why Socrates was put to death after arguing with Lanny?
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2018-03-25 at 11:28 PM UTC in Pure Hate - Fuck.....Dude, just overdose on benzos and opioids. It's easy and will probably be painless. It's like falling asleep and never waking up again.
Let's be honest, this is probably never going to get much better for most of us. If you aren't enjoying life why keep cowardly clinging to it?
You've read Schopenhauer, you know the answers. -
2018-03-25 at 9:50 PM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.It hasn't even been that long and it already feels like we're overdue for the next big mass shooting. They're practically a national pastime.
I really enjoy seeing these events unfold, the excitement, suspense, extremes of human existence on display, all these emotions, ans the sense of community, how they bring people together.
I wonder if school shootings actually have a net positive effect on utility. I think they're fun. -
2018-03-25 at 9:19 PM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.I'm thinking of keeping something ominous looking in my backpack that says "My school shooting plan" on the cover, then on the inside it just says, "Run away", so I can massively psyche everyone out in case I ever get searched.
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2018-03-25 at 6:06 PM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
Tuturu motherfuckers.
The depressive mood strongly appeals to me. -
2018-03-25 at 9:18 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
Originally posted by Lanny Oh that's cool. I have a different mental illness and part of its vast array of effects is that I actually know everything and have a epistemologically valid basis for everyone one of my beliefs and because of this I know that you were suffering from a psychotic episode. This is an unquestionable reality because of the mental illness I diagnosed myself with which gives me literal superpowers.
Autism is not a mental illness, you obese balding 40 year old. -
2018-03-25 at 9:17 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/State_Religious_Affairs_Bureau_Order_No._5
"In 2007, the Chinese government passed a decree, to take effect September 1, that each of these people who plan to be reborn must complete an application and submit it to several government agencies for approval."
Lol, China requires people to submit an application to be reincarnated. -
2018-03-25 at 8:30 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
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2018-03-25 at 8:20 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.How on earth could I misunderstand or inaccurately recall a situation that badly? The vast majority was pretty fucking clear. One minute everything is fine and nothing out of the ordinary is going on, 30 minutes later my apartment is completely wrecked and things have been stolen. I would have to have been continually cycling between full blown reality replacement insanity and being completely lucid.
As I said, there are really only two small parts I'm a bit hazy on, and they're not that important. -
2018-03-25 at 7:54 AM UTC in Would it make you gay to jack another dudes dick with a remote controlled hand?Having consensual sex with men does not necessarily make you gay. This is an archaic and parochial view.
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2018-03-25 at 7:33 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
Originally posted by Lanny Your memeory of the event seems a little hazy. Any ideas why that might be?
Oh no, Socrates is here with his infallible analysis to prove by pure reason alone that I am insane.
Well here are a few reasons. Because there was a ton of other shit that had far higher importance in my mind, such as nearly getting killed by gang members and 3 of the people there taking advantage of me and abusing me, so relatively minor incidents like this may get overlooked. I also got hit with a high dose of an antipsychotic/sedative combo later for trying to escape, and for good reasons, which completely fucked me up.
Haven't you ever had some major, intense, event happen to you, then went over the events in your mind and realized that you had completely forgotten about part of it for a while?
If I was that psychotic why would they have wanted to let me out and how would I have gotten out after only being there overnight?
When I'm not entirely certain about a memory I clearly state it. There are really only like 2 minor parts before I got injected which I'm not entirely sure about. My memory isn't entirely infallible, it simply has a far higher level of fidelity than normal.
BTW, I sent off letters Monday, 2 to the house to the north of us because I think the wife there may have seen the initial event and one to my old address asking them to email me because I have a few questions to ask them, such as whether anything suspicious happened afterward. We'll see if I get a response. I may finally be able to get some corroborative evidence.
Is it really that hard to believe that I was a victim of random gang violence in one of the most dangerous/violent cities in the US? -
2018-03-25 at 7:13 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.It's possible someone may have mentioned that I broke the record for quickest to be sent back. I wonder if I became a legend there.