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  1. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    It's possible someone may have mentioned that I broke the record for quickest to be sent back. I wonder if I became a legend there.
  2. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by Malice Hahaha, I think I may have remembered something that happened to me while I was at the pre-psych-ward, where they monitor you to decide whether you need to go to the actual ward. Apparently a major part of what they use to determine whether you need to go to the ward is speaking to other people, which I wasn't doing at all. Normally I don't speak unless necessary/if spoken to. How the fuck was I supposed to know? I had also just nearly gotten killed by gang members was extremely freaked out, especially with those people abusing me.

    At one point they may have gotten extremely frustrated/pissed off because I think they wanted to let me out, but I was fucking everything up. Two of the staff started doing this ridiculous scenario right by me, and you could tell that they were majorly pissed/frustrated with me. IIRC one of the guys was asking how to get out of here and the other guy was like, "You.have.to.talk.to.people."

    Your memeory of the event seems a little hazy. Any ideas why that might be?
  3. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Lanny Your memeory of the event seems a little hazy. Any ideas why that might be?

    Oh no, Socrates is here with his infallible analysis to prove by pure reason alone that I am insane.

    Well here are a few reasons. Because there was a ton of other shit that had far higher importance in my mind, such as nearly getting killed by gang members and 3 of the people there taking advantage of me and abusing me, so relatively minor incidents like this may get overlooked. I also got hit with a high dose of an antipsychotic/sedative combo later for trying to escape, and for good reasons, which completely fucked me up.

    Haven't you ever had some major, intense, event happen to you, then went over the events in your mind and realized that you had completely forgotten about part of it for a while?

    If I was that psychotic why would they have wanted to let me out and how would I have gotten out after only being there overnight?

    When I'm not entirely certain about a memory I clearly state it. There are really only like 2 minor parts before I got injected which I'm not entirely sure about. My memory isn't entirely infallible, it simply has a far higher level of fidelity than normal.

    BTW, I sent off letters Monday, 2 to the house to the north of us because I think the wife there may have seen the initial event and one to my old address asking them to email me because I have a few questions to ask them, such as whether anything suspicious happened afterward. We'll see if I get a response. I may finally be able to get some corroborative evidence.

    Is it really that hard to believe that I was a victim of random gang violence in one of the most dangerous/violent cities in the US?
  4. Lanny Bird of Courage
    It's not totally unbelievable, but it's something I'm skeptical about. I'm kind of surprised that you, someone who presumably understands the fallibility of perception under compromised circumstances, is so unprepared to engage with the possibility that events may not have happened as you remember.
  5. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    How on earth could I misunderstand or inaccurately recall a situation that badly? The vast majority was pretty fucking clear. One minute everything is fine and nothing out of the ordinary is going on, 30 minutes later my apartment is completely wrecked and things have been stolen. I would have to have been continually cycling between full blown reality replacement insanity and being completely lucid.

    As I said, there are really only two small parts I'm a bit hazy on, and they're not that important.
  6. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by Malice How on earth could I misunderstand or inaccurately recall a situation that badly?

    Is this a serious question? You've done psychedelics before right? Stimulants?
  7. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Lanny Is this a serious question? You've done psychedelics before right? Stimulants?

    Yeah, and I've never had anything like that happen to me. It's autism power, it literally makes my memory different and I don't respond normally to things. I wasn't even on anything.
  8. RestStop Space Nigga
    This guy and his fucking autism.
  9. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by Lanny Is this a serious question? You've done psychedelics before right? Stimulants?

    Oh that's cool. I have a different mental illness and part of its vast array of effects is that I actually know everything and have a epistemologically valid basis for everyone one of my beliefs and because of this I know that you were suffering from a psychotic episode. This is an unquestionable reality because of the mental illness I diagnosed myself with which gives me literal superpowers.
  10. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/State_Religious_Affairs_Bureau_Order_No._5

    "In 2007, the Chinese government passed a decree, to take effect September 1, that each of these people who plan to be reborn must complete an application and submit it to several government agencies for approval."

    Lol, China requires people to submit an application to be reincarnated.
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  11. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Lanny Oh that's cool. I have a different mental illness and part of its vast array of effects is that I actually know everything and have a epistemologically valid basis for everyone one of my beliefs and because of this I know that you were suffering from a psychotic episode. This is an unquestionable reality because of the mental illness I diagnosed myself with which gives me literal superpowers.

    Autism is not a mental illness, you obese balding 40 year old.
  12. RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Malice you obese balding 40 year old.


    Still pulls more tail than you.
  13. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by RestStop Still pulls more tail than you.

    its actually easier than you think when you get to your 40s. i always assumed it would dry up and 40s+ would be shit. turns out life really does begin at 40 after all.



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  14. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by Malice Autism is not a mental illness, you obese balding 40 year old.

    Are the use of the term "mental illness", my age, and my hairline the only issues you take with that post?
  15. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Lanny Are the use of the term "mental illness", my age, and my hairline the only issues you take with that post?

    are you actually 40 lanny? or was he exaggerating in the mistaken belief that that was actually an insult, when in reality is more of a compliment, to be fair.



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  16. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Nah, I'm mid-twenties although I'm an old dude at heart.
  17. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Lanny Nah, I'm mid-twenties although I'm an old dude at heart.

    oh right, sorry to hear that pal. still look on the bright side, only 15 more years to go.



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  18. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Removing Thanks should be impossible, or at least a bannable offense.

    Whining about thanks should be bananable
  19. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    why is this even a thing?





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  20. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by NARCassist why is this even a thing?





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