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2018-03-21 at 1:34 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.Yeah, I didn’t mean it applies to everyone.
Lowered inhibitions can bring out what you’re truly feeling/desiring. -
2018-03-21 at 1:31 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.Get drunk and the only thing that keeps going through your mind is how unbearable this is and how much you want to commit suicide.
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2018-03-21 at 12:48 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.Drinking straight from the bottle with zero tolerance. At moments like this I’m afraid someone’s going to assume I’m really fucked up, when in reality I already seem really off due to being autistic.
Yosh! Made it. Oh, it’s a fucking bus in the LA region, they see fucked up, insane, people all the time. -
2018-03-21 at 12:43 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.Bleh, Captain Morgan tastes bad. Drank it right at the bus stop like a nigger to practice the art of not giving a fuck.
I’m noticing a distinct trend here. Past 20% the higher the alcohol content the worse it tends to taste.
I really think that my dislike of bitter and sweet tastes may be due to sensory hypersensitivity. My sense of smell is really fucked up, something causes it to be unusually weak, which effects my ability to detect other flavors. May actually be somewhat of a blessing because if smell and taste were amplified I would constantly be bothered by how much the human world stinks and how bad most good tastes. I’m guessing bitter and sweet are more dependent on taste buds.
Oh, of course. I wonder if miracle fruit could attenuate this and actually make harder liquor taste good.
In a way the baseline state of autism may be similar to being hungover to some degree. Like alcohol inverted. Now can you understand my suffering, Lanny?
Also, someone cut a security tag, the alarmed variation with a braided steel loop, and placed it on top of a dumpster near the shopping complex here. It was annoying me so I just went over and threw it as far as I could. -
2018-03-21 at 12:25 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
Originally posted by Zanick Just try to defend it well. Professors are used to undergrads forwarding ridiculous shit, but the only way you're even going to raise an eyebrow is if you do a good job of documenting your sources, constructing your argument, etc. And don't be surprised if they deny you an 'A' on principle.
It’s not about the grade, I’m willing to take the penalty, it’s about having fun when the opportunity arises. -
2018-03-20 at 11:22 PM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.Heh, did anyone ever start getting bored in college and start writing things just to anuse yourself, to see what kind of reactions you get/what happens? I somehow managed to turn a journal on a reading assignment into advocating for the annihilation of all sentient life. It’s actually not a bad essay.
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2018-03-20 at 3:58 PM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.CASPER, I’ve read that erectile dysfunction drugs like Viagra can greatly reduce/eliminate the refractory period, do you can just keep going. Don’t if they make you last longer. Something serotonergic like MDAI may also help a lot. Eventually Nardil ended up giving me inorgasmia, but it either subsided or I learned how to cum on it. It felt great to be able to last that long.
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2018-03-20 at 5:12 AM UTC in If you were kidnappedI'd be fucked.
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2018-03-20 at 4:18 AM UTC in Who is your "the one that got away"
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2018-03-20 at 3:52 AM UTC in Hilarious Zoklet thread where loser doesn't realize he just raped a girl.
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2018-03-20 at 3:51 AM UTC in Hilarious Zoklet thread where loser doesn't realize he just raped a girl.
Originally posted by Enter http://web.archive.org/web/20140927110341/https://www.zoklet.net/bbs/showthread.php?t=39052
can't believe this ugly eye-rolling asshole gets laid
Dude, post #8. Didn't nuclearrabbit turn out to be a literal pedophile? -
2018-03-20 at 3:07 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
Originally posted by CASPER So fam? What would your reponse be to this dogshit? Somehow I dont buy that a girl who was strong enough to ace the MCAT in her hospital bed with 9 tubes coming out of her abdomen cant find the STRENGTH to pick up the fucking phone and have her abusive "ex" bf removed from the apartment hes destroyed, that he pays no rent for.
Honestly, what are the odds the cops are going to believe a junkie like him over her? Simply by virtue of being an attractive woman they'll probably believe everything she says. Look up information on gender and arrests/convictions over domestic violence. Even when the man is the victim the majority of the time they either don't do anything or arrest him.
That aside, how hard would it be to record what he's doing and show it to the police? Has this ever been brought up?
I say dump her before she causes damage to your life and tender heart. At the very least bring up the point about recording it and see how she responds. -
2018-03-20 at 2:55 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
Originally posted by CASPER Honestly I have no clue. Just shit doesnt add up. Ive told her about 7 or 8 times now that if shes still got some stuff that needs to be resolved with him, thats fine- just dont drag me into it. Ill still get her the stuff shr needs to get by and stay sober. I still wont be doing her any special favors. Ill still keep making money off her. Ill still be friendly. Ive given her every opportunity to "come clean", and shes stiull sticking with the same story.
Yet, every single day she's "waiting for him to leave" the apt. Ive walked her into lying about small stuff. She texted me when she got off work last night at 11:30 and when I texted her back 20 min later she never nresponded. I assumed she fell asleep. So when I was out doing work last night, I passed by her apt a couple times and her car was parked in the private lot. And so I texted "I guess you never made it home. Going to bed. Night." And when she texted this morning, she said that she hadnt made it home.
My current working theory is that her parents hate the ex, and they perhaps threatened to stop paying rent and her "stipend" if she was going to be staying with scumfuck. But scumfuck is the only way she can really get drugs, since ive expressed that I have no interest in another junkie girlfriend overdosing in bed with me. So new, friendly, prpotective dude shows up for the parents, their minds are at ease, they continue on sending Western Union every week like usual, and keep contributing to her trust fund.
Idk. Like I said- Im not letting myself get sucked too far into it. If it works out, itll be nice. If this is all an elaborate act to keep getting high, shes a pretty awful person and im sure karma will work things out. Im not going to be listening to elliot smith, smoking clove cigarettes in the dark if tghe latter turns out to be true, I just dont UNDERSTAND more than anything. My brain has a need for LOGIC and ORDER. I need to put the puzzle pieces together here. Whatever the case it, I wish shed just say it outright. I suppose thats too much to expect of a woman. *shrug*
Anyway- stay tuned. Im sure Ill get a string of emotional texts back in the next 24 hours.
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2018-03-20 at 1:58 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
Originally posted by Lanny Lol, no they wouldn't. The second one might work if you were going for the sadboy look but uhh, know your audience brah
You.have.bad.taste.
You've probably never dressed well in your entire life.
Show me some examples of clothes you think look good. The best of the best. I challenge you.
What the hell does sadboy mean anyway? It has a picture of a mosh pit on it. -
2018-03-20 at 12:19 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.Nope, Bay Area.
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2018-03-19 at 11:59 PM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.Sent off 3 letters today. I may finally be able to prove to you guys that what I claimed happened a few months ago actually did go down. Could take a week to get a response.
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2018-03-19 at 7:29 PM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
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2018-03-19 at 7:27 PM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.Saw a cute mixed (black) girl with light skin and nice features wearing a punk style outfit with actual thick noisy chains hanging off her pants and wild hair, blasting music through her earbuds. Immediately caught my eye when she came on the bus.
These jackets would totally get me laid with these kinds of women, but I won't consider it until next semester:
https://item.taobao.com/item.htm?spm=a230r.1.14.14.2edf7e36k142Gp&id=558135296997&ns=1&abbucket=9#detail
https://item.taobao.com/item.htm?id=561427228216 -
2018-03-19 at 7:03 PM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.Cute girl in Japanese class walks over to be my partner for activity for the first time. I've noticed her and her punk-ish style with dyed hair before, stands out. Pretty shy. Start getting boner.
Am I going through the phase of development normal people went through during/after puberty? -
2018-03-19 at 5:09 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.Honestly, minorities have caused countless problems in my life. I'm not even trolling. This is not a coincidence.
Race, Evolution, and Behavior.