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  1. We need media control not gun control. Dunno why they allow these people their 5 minutes of fame.
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  2. Madman African Astronaut
    Somebody tell me what IM shit you fucking faggots use, something something tinychat, I need to trash talk and I need to trash talk now
  3. Originally posted by Madman Somebody tell me what IM shit you fucking faggots use, something something tinychat, I need to trash talk and I need to trash talk now

    tinybltc
  4. SpatianHaigency Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Lanny That's a thing now? And I thought the xbox port was a bad idea, I can't even imagine.

    Its pretty good for a mobile game
  5. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Does anyone else feel like they completely understand why Socrates was put to death after arguing with Lanny?
  6. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Imagine getting a tombstone that just said:

    I fucked up.
  7. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    I have an idea for performance art in San Francisco.

    Find one of those coin operated mechanical rides for children and just sit on it looking really downcast and completely defeated, holding a bottle of liquor filled with tea or something while wearing a very nice but disheveled suit. Going for a stereotypical alcoholic in order to cope office worker mid life crisis look.

    Below it prop up a cardboard sign written in marker that says, "What the hell am I doing with my life?"
  8. RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Malice I have an idea for performance art in San Francisco.

    Find one of those coin operated mechanical rides for children and just sit on it looking really downcast and completely defeated, holding a bottle of liquor filled with tea or something while wearing a very nice but disheveled suit. Going for a stereotypical alcoholic in order to cope office worker mid life crisis look.

    Below it prop up a cardboard sign written in marker that says, "What the hell am I doing with my life?"

    I actually like the idea but I'd change the writing on the sign to something like "Carnival of rust". Carnival expressing the absolute ridiculousness of the rat race and rust of course representing to the decay of your true self.
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  9. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    If those guys learned that after being transferred upstairs to the psych ward the first thing I did, before anyone even talked to me and explained what was going to happen, was to try to make a run for it, grapple with the staff, and end up getting injected they must have been like, “This.fucking.guy...He.fucks.upeverything.” and given me up as a lost cause. I probably wouldn’t have even been there that long and wouldn’t have been abused if it hadn’t happened.

    The social ineptness Asperger’s can cause is legendary.
  10. how did you get sent back in after 30 seconds?
  11. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Enter how did you get sent back in after 30 seconds?

    Not 30 seconds. After the taxi arrived at the Richmond BART it was an instant PTSD trigger due to everything that had occurred. I ended up freaking out and becoming extremely paranoid. To be fair, if any of those gang members had recognized me I could actually have been killed.
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  12. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    I saw some printouts posted in a laundromat and I think they were about a black woman that had taken a shit in a trash can.
  13. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    It's misty outside, dawn will be here soon but not quite yet. It lends a spooky atmosphere to the world outside my windows. I dig it.
  14. Originally posted by Malice Does anyone else feel like they completely understand why Socrates was put to death after arguing with Lanny?

    Lol
  15. RestStop Space Nigga
    Bitches and shit.
  16. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Originally posted by Juicebox Somebody probably just tstm'd

    Then how come a bunch of Thanked posts show as having been Thanked by The Self-Taught Man? Obviously, that doesn't remove them.
  17. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by Malice Does anyone else feel like they completely understand why Socrates was put to death after arguing with Lanny?

    Oh baby, keep going. You don't know how turned on I am right now.
  18. Lanny Bird of Courage
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  19. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Then how come a bunch of Thanked posts show as having been Thanked by The Self-Taught Man? Obviously, that doesn't remove them.

    when someone TSTMs, all of their thanks get converted over to the TSTM account

    say a post has two thanks against it, and BOTH of those users TSTM themselves, both of those thanks get converted over to the TSTM account

    any account can only thank a post once though, so the duplicates get removed
  20. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Lanny

    everything about those comics makes me angry
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