Posts by Sir slappy the sea turtle

1. 2016-03-24 at 8:16 PM UTC in Never going to have an actual life syndrome
   Sir slappy the sea turtle Tuskegee Airman
   I have the cure! Stop being a whiney depressing beta faggot. Stop using lame drugs smoke weed If you have to or drink.. Get a job! Get an apartment! Work on not being ugly. Invite girls over to passionately fuck while Disney movies are playing in the backround. Practice and master your own cock so whence you find a girl you like you can please her... have kids get married die...ohhh and stop playing runescape it's a waste of time
2. 2016-03-22 at 6:45 PM UTC in Cuntcocktion
   Sir slappy the sea turtle Tuskegee Airman
   I've been thinking about combining moonshine with extracted psilocybin and extracted bundy. ..to make a drink I'll call cuntcocktion. I wonder how possible this is..making moonshine and growing shrooms doesn't seem to difficult. If I succeed all make it in a easily consumable jello cube
3. 2016-03-22 at 6:40 PM UTC in I get paid tomorrow at midnight
   Sir slappy the sea turtle Tuskegee Airman
   What do you eat?
4. 2016-03-19 at 2:34 PM UTC in ARE SLIPPERY SLAPPERS REAL
   Sir slappy the sea turtle Tuskegee Airman
   I slide across floors using my slippery slap flaps all the time yo
5. 2016-03-18 at 1:32 PM UTC in Crouton
   Sir slappy the sea turtle Tuskegee Airman
   I take 8-10 Crouton capsules sometimes it gives me a nice high and sometimes it doesn't idk kava is really nice but your tolerance builds up way to fast
6. 2016-03-14 at 9 PM UTC in no emotionals, exercise is overrated
   Sir slappy the sea turtle Tuskegee Airman
   6 months to a year
7. 2016-03-13 at 11:28 PM UTC in Fear of God
   Sir slappy the sea turtle Tuskegee Airman
   The more I live the more i realize people are dirty disgusting assholes and i respect God's decision to wipe us all out with the great flood.
8. 2016-03-09 at 7:54 PM UTC in Elder Scrolls Online
   Sir slappy the sea turtle Tuskegee Airman
   Well when I first started I had to make a new character because i kept accidentally whacking people with my sword and i couldn't pay the fine. I got stopped by some guards and they kept saying hey you stop there or whatever they say I couldn't move or anything they just kept saying there stupid line. thats the only glitch so far that ive incountered
9. 2016-03-09 at 2:32 PM UTC in Elder Scrolls Online
   Sir slappy the sea turtle Tuskegee Airman
   Any you niggers play this game? What's your opinion I just started playing it yesterday. Starting to enjoy it!
10. 2016-03-09 at 2:29 PM UTC in God
    Sir slappy the sea turtle Tuskegee Airman
    I wonder if like God ever wonders...like does he question his own existence mannnnnnnnnnnnn
11. 2016-03-07 at 3:48 PM UTC in Anyone here go to church?
    Sir slappy the sea turtle Tuskegee Airman
    I'm thinking about becoming a Catholic to Bill Krozby. FUCK these niggers don't listen to them
12. 2016-03-06 at 2:50 PM UTC in Being an urban beardsman
    Sir slappy the sea turtle Tuskegee Airman
    Your beards prolly shit anyways Tex
13. 2016-03-06 at 2:49 PM UTC in Revenge
    Sir slappy the sea turtle Tuskegee Airman
    What's a tonne?
14. 2016-03-06 at 1:29 PM UTC in Revenge
    Sir slappy the sea turtle Tuskegee Airman
    How can I get revenge on my ex girlfriend for being the cunt that she is? I was thinking about pouring something in her gas tank to destroy her vehicle but what? Any of you niggers have some good ideas?
15. 2016-02-20 at 4:27 PM UTC in What's your favorite 40 oz?
    Sir slappy the sea turtle Tuskegee Airman
    Chocolate milk
16. 2016-02-11 at 6:11 PM UTC in I wake up every morning with bundy withdrawals
    Sir slappy the sea turtle Tuskegee Airman

    No it doesn't you fucking idiot.
    
    http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/25939533
    
    Why would you believe drinking tons of cough syrup "grows brain cells?" You are honestly the most stupid person I've ever talked to online.
    
    
    
    
    
    
    It's sad that you think you're attractive. If that girl really knows you from middle school, then she knows you've put on a shit load of weight in the last few years and your skin is all beat up because you're poisoning yourself for the lulz.
    
    
    I already know where this is going. When I log onto whatever totse forum exists at the time when your obituary is posted and everybody here is crying into their meth pipes trying to "remember" you because you ODed of fucking Robitussin I'm going to laugh my ass off. Stupid kids like you die every day.
    
    You're running out of time to clean up your act dude. If you quit everything right now and went to a sober life of scholarship and decency, it would be painfully obvious to you how much slower and less creative your mind is after years of substance abuse.

    What he said. Focus on your life. Smoke weed or have a few beers every once in awile or both. Rise above white trash activity
17. 2016-02-08 at 12:09 PM UTC in Chess! I suck..how can I improve?
    Sir slappy the sea turtle Tuskegee Airman

    If your jimmies aren't rustled, why are you getting so mad and defensive?

    My jimmies have been thoroughly rustled
18. 2016-02-08 at 1:46 AM UTC in They walk amongst us!
    Sir slappy the sea turtle Tuskegee Airman
    Reptilian shapeshifting demons rule over us!
19. 2016-02-07 at 5:56 PM UTC in I will no longer be posting on this website.
    Sir slappy the sea turtle Tuskegee Airman
    This is why white trash retarded people shouldn't have kids Or be allowed to have animals. They should be sterilized. That is all.
20. 2016-02-07 at 5:16 PM UTC in Good things thread
    Sir slappy the sea turtle Tuskegee Airman
    Bacon, the feeling of a nice turd sliding out of your ass into the toilet as your waking up in the morning...fully developed beautiful naked women, marijuana, whole milk,....ummm..kittens and money and Chinese food