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Posts by Sir slappy the sea turtle

  1. I would make a channel devoted to conspiracies like reptilian shapeshifters and shit like that there's a large crowd of Bill Krozby like people out there waiting to give me their subscription just for putting a video up talking about how the world is flat
  2. §m£ÂgØL > Bill Krozby on mental retardation scale. Bill Krozby is just a trashy idiot.
  3. This thread gives me the heeby jeebys.
  4. 1. work in progress, was alot fucking dirtier 2 months ago. need to finish

    2. saving up old birthday money and (almost no) adsense and youtube revenue in half, half to save until I have enough money to make a difference, half for self

    3. also work in progress. so far I went from me and her being cool in 8th grade, me hitting on her for 4 years (well, once mostly wanted to talk to her because I knew she had same problems I had but with heroin) and she kept saying STOP CALLING ME, eventually wanted to hang out with me a year ago but I blew her off because me and autismo p.d.d. McControlled rent were hanging out at his house

    hung out with her like 3 times in 6 months, taking it VERY slow because shes the only girl I actually had/have feelings for
    Find a different girl retard..
  5. What does a phlebotomist hurhur eat?
    Good pussy and good food.
  6. Last year we actually had the most snowfall out of the entire usa
  7. The town I'm in is about 8000..there's not a bigger city for hundreds of miles
  8. 3 years ago I was a very different turtle. I'd shoot drugs up everyday inside my shell and try to slay slutty snatches. It was a pleasurable but empty existence. looking back I feel like an autistic tard muffin such as sploo..or roshambo always whining about being depressed faggots. I believe in the honest simple life now. A few weeks ago I got my first nice apartment. it's my little place in the grand ocean. A place to build up from. Ironically I'm probably gonna go to school to be a phlebotomist hurhur. The rest of my life I just wanna eat a whole lotta food settle down and raise a family right.
  9. Nothing right now the best books i read in the recent past that i can remember were perfume, the picture of Dorian grey, the jungle by Upton Sinclair...hmm. i started reading 10000 league's under the sea but stopped
  10. The word "those" implies multiple, if you only meant MDMA you would've said "that", that's how I know you actually DID have revelations on LSD that changed your life.

    You damaged your serotonin receptors and now you're dumb.
    enter gets owned
  11. No
  12. Has anyone else noticed the similaries? I think he's a Frankenstein creation his body was sewn together by scientists in a lab using large industrial sized hotdogs then jolted to life with electricity. He walks amongst us dreaming about hotdog stands never realizing why he feels the need to be so close to his brethren hodogs.
  13. Bup doesn't show up as an opiate but most tests now have there own panel or whatever that includes bup testing. In my area about two years ago you could do bup and not worry but do to its abuse becoming more apparent everyone tests for it now
  14. Fuck this thread and fuck you and fuck your triangles mother fucker



    I would beat your ass all over your triangles
    your whole physical structure is so ..like ..ovally. it's like god made you out of cut up pieces of skinny off brand hotdogs.
  15. Been playing black ops 3 latley because it came with my ps4. The campaign is actually pretty decent. When I'm playing it I think back to how amazing golden eye for the n64 was when I was just wee lad..ahh. I bought a ps2 a couple months ago and have been collecting a bunch of games for it..I'll prolly start playing them someday soon. Has anyone played vex for the ps2 I wanna get a copy of the and the second kingdom hearts ..good games
  16. I'd never use meth it's not my thing. I just have a childish imagination. I imagine making meth out of my apartment late at night stockpiling it then selling it to make tons of cash. I'd use all the money I make to open a pasty shop. A place where people can Come to enjoy a tasty pasty crack open a cold one and watch some sports. Eventually my meth operation would grow larger I'd have to start selling all across upper Michigan. I'd ship my meth out hidden inside frozen pasties muahahaga
  17. Reading your posts you seem to know your shit when it comes to meth. Can you write me up a simple meth guide. A "how to make meth for dummies" type of thing. List easy mistakes that beginners make and tricks for getting rid of chemical odors. spill your knowledge oh wise cat Man. Your experiences!
  18. ^^^your probably just really ugly : )
  19. Last time I talked to him was on runescape. He was trying to turn me into a homosexual.
  20. Last night I had a dream that I was ripping my pubic hair off with scotch tape.
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