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2016-02-07 at 3:50 PM UTC in Chess! I suck..how can I improve?
> Meme Arrows
<dumb sand nigger is dumb<><>fuck boy Bohemian butt pumper cunts
> Thinks chess strategy translates to anything else
> Thinks pointing out why own argument is retarded, makes it not retarded
> Adheres to bourgeois liberal faggot definitions of productivity because its, like, what I want it to be maaan.
I will literally rape you at chess. I will be back in town on Wednesday and if you want to face me, I will assfuck you, shit on your chest, cum on your face then make you eat it off with a shavette, at chess. 1900 ELO, you bitch nigger, come at me. I know more about chess than you have any chance of ever knowing. Looking forward to facing you if you dare, you little was of jizz. I'll make you gay cock scream my name. J'adore quand ils m'appellent Big Poppa, faggot.
But Chess leads to no special intellectual or personal development. I know because I wasted too much time getting good at it.
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2016-02-07 at 12:15 AM UTC in Chess! I suck..how can I improve?
Your comment is ridiculous and objective
Life is a waste of time learning new things is unproductive oooh gosh why am I breathing -
2016-02-07 at 12:13 AM UTC in Chess! I suck..how can I improve?
Chess isn't productive, it's a game. It is a waste of time, like any game. If you enjoy it then okay but it's not productive. Learn woodworking if you want "productive".
Your comment is ridiculous and objective -
2016-02-06 at 10:11 PM UTC in Chess! I suck..how can I improve?
If you really want to put effort into this, make a (free) account at www.chess.com. I'll tutor you if we wind up being in the same time zone and can play.
I have east coast time what time zone are you?
Basically, the best way to improve as a beginner is to 1) learn an opening (at least four or five moves in) and practice basic tactics.
I love chess. I'd start a TOTSE chess team here with you guys if you wanted to. -
2016-02-06 at 10:09 PM UTC in Chess! I suck..how can I improve?
Don't, put that time into trying to get laid, dude…
I get laid every night by my girlfriend.. i need a productive hobby inbetween fucking my girlfriend working and smoking pot Damn I've got lots of learning to do. before I looked into it I thought chess was just complex checkers -
2016-02-06 at 1:11 AM UTC in I got the best birthday giftYou have very nice teeth
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2016-02-05 at 10:35 PM UTC in Chess! I suck..how can I improve?Yesterday I picked up a tandy 1650 computerized chess game from goodwill. it has 9 levels of difficulty 0-8. I've been playing on level 0 and I keep getting annihilated. Are there any chess players out there that have tips for beginners to improve there game?
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2016-02-05 at 9:09 PM UTC in Next time I find some viccodin, i'm gonna save until I get some adderallThe inner mechanisms of your mind are an enigma..
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2016-02-05 at 3:08 PM UTC in Life's good I feel like shooting up againI think my receptors have fully recovered after two years opiate free my little marker sniffing Dionysian
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2016-02-04 at 4:52 PM UTC in As long as this website exists "sophie" will not kill itself
Won't somebody please think of the children?!
Yessss mmmm yessss the children -
2016-02-04 at 4:50 PM UTC in Life's good I feel like shooting up againSooo two years ago I was living out of my car shooting up heroin In new York cities China town. I was a starved skinny little wretch. Today after being two years sober I live in Sault ste Marie Michigan right on the Canadian border. Im very healthy looking I have an amazing sexy girlfriend a good job I eat like a king and I wake up to bong rips bacon and blowjobs and I found Jesus...my life is amazing but now I wanna add to the awesomeness and start shooting up opiates again why am I so stupid and why is it that the better my life becomes the stronger my urges are to use...hmmm
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2016-02-04 at 4:41 PM UTC in Just got suboxone
I did 3 of them
Why would you take 3? you do know you could take a less then half of one and be fucked up..dumbass kids these days
is my life over
my mom came in with pizza while I was nodding with headphones on
I screamed like there was cock in my ass -
2016-01-19 at 3:50 PM UTC in stimulant bath sawltsFag
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2016-01-18 at 10:13 PM UTC in What are you niggers even doing?
The sun just came up I love being homeless http://m.imgur.com/7ISRvCv
where are you?
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2016-01-17 at 5:19 PM UTC in TRT - New TopicsIts been like that for as long as I can remember
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2016-01-17 at 4:41 PM UTC in WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMy identity is sacred muaha
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2016-01-17 at 12:50 AM UTC in The roshambo and sploo chronicles
Nah.
just watch the movie nigg
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2016-01-16 at 12:39 AM UTC in A new idea!Fuck you pick me first I wanna travel back
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2016-01-15 at 11:44 PM UTC in A new idea!
WANTED: someone to go back in time with me. This is not a joke, safety not guaranteed
How far back? -
2016-01-15 at 10:49 PM UTC in A new idea!Let's talk about gluten vs a non gluten diet