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    $240 from welfare -$13 in my overdrawn bank account. I pray to the triangles that they don't scoop my entire cheque because I owe $3250 on my Visa and I told them I'd make a payment this week.

    On the list to buy-
    .Beer
    .Weed
    .Syncans
    .Meth

    On the list to steal-
    .beedrill
    .bundy

    I should also get rigs to shoot the meth because I dont have a pipe. I also might buy a pipe.

    Oh and I'm thinking about getting spray paint so I can draw triangles everywhere.

    I am so fucking STOKED for this cash im gonna eat all my beedrill tomorrow and when I wake up stay up all night until the cheque lands in my account so i can withdraw IT ALL FUCKING ASAP ∆
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    what the fuck is beedrill
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    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    what the fuck is beedrill

    It's his local brand of benadryl.
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    arthur treacher African Astronaut
    what state gives out 240 in welfare a month to a single male?
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    infinityshock Black Hole
    youre on welfare...and you spend the majority of it on useless nonessential shit

    youre the reason why welfare should be abolished and eugenics should be reinstated

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    Industrial Houston
    every post in this thread is better than the op
    stop buying drugs for attention lol
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    every post in this thread is better than the op
    stop buying drugs for attention lol

    It's called style
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    What do you eat?
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    What do you eat?
    Food cut into triangles. This is why I'm gonna buy meth so I don't get hungry anymore.
    I get so little welfare because I'm "homeless" couch surfing. The only way I can get more is if a landlord fills out paperwork and then I get $650.

    Giving someone homeless LESS money than a person with a place seems retarded to me, it just keeps you stuck in poverty.

    I've been stuck in this cycle for 3 months where I just buy beer, weed and some food so I can sleep on a couch. This time I'm gonna get a gram of meth and sell points for $40 and double my monthly income or if it all fucks up with my last $50 I'm gonna buy rigs and start shooting the meth.

    T-minus 9 hours until the money hits my account. I'm gonna stay awake all night when I wake up after passing out from all this beedrill
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    arthur treacher African Astronaut
    I get so little welfare


    What do you mean, so little? That's a lot for a single male.

    What state gives out 650 a month for males on welfare? I thought Ohio was the nigger capital of the world, guess I was wrong. They gave single males at most 125 cash a month there. Women got the same, plus 125 per kid, I think. Can't remember for sure how it worked.

    Also, since when do they hand it out on some random fucking day towards the end of the month? .They usually give it out on the first, or, if you are a negress with niglets, on the first and fifteenth of the month.

    What fucked up state do you live in? Let me guess, California?

    Source: I lived in the projects and my mom was on welfare, then after seeing the horror of living around niggers, it motivated her to go to school and she eventually worked at the food stamp office.
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    What do you mean, so little? That's a lot for a single male.

    What state gives out 650 a month for males on welfare? I thought Ohio was the nigger capital of the world, guess I was wrong. They gave single males at most 125 cash a month there. Women got the same, plus 125 per kid, I think. Can't remember for sure how it worked.

    Also, since when do they hand it out on some random fucking day towards the end of the month? .They usually give it out on the first, or, if you are a negress with niglets, on the first and fifteenth of the month.

    What fucked up state do you live in? Let me guess, California?

    Source: I lived in the projects and my mom was on welfare, then after seeing the horror of living around niggers, it motivated her to go to school and she eventually worked at the food stamp office.

    Most welfare faggots can get at least a few hundred a month for groceries alone. $125 does seem awfully low.
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    Industrial Houston
    reason for op's factual errors - op is a liar
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    arthur treacher African Astronaut
    Most welfare faggots can get at least a few hundred a month for groceries alone. $125 does seem awfully low.



    that's not counting food stamps. They get those and the cash..well its not cash, its a check, or was back in the 20th century.
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    that's not counting food stamps. They get those and the cash..well its not cash, its a check, or was back in the 20th century.

    I've never received either so I suppose I'm just throwing farts into the wind. From what I know I'm just saying that aside from groceries, $125 seems low. IIRC HTS (in Canada) gets like $900 a month. I think the idea of welfare is supposed to at least support your basic needs, of which $125 a month obviously wouldn't cut anything.
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    arthur treacher African Astronaut
    Well it was 95% niggers and they lived in the projects, which is basically free. Youngstown, Ohio circa 1988. They usually rode the city buses.

    I remember going to her work once and it was like the ninth circle of hell. The smell of a nigger coonmunity is hard to describe to someone who has never smelled it, but you can imagine the sight of a hundred and fifty niggers sitting on folding chairs in a big room waiting for their number to be called to git dey foo' stamps.
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    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    What do you mean, so little? That's a lot for a single male.

    What state gives out 650 a month for males on welfare? I thought Ohio was the nigger capital of the world, guess I was wrong. They gave single males at most 125 cash a month there. Women got the same, plus 125 per kid, I think. Can't remember for sure how it worked.

    Also, since when do they hand it out on some random fucking day towards the end of the month? .They usually give it out on the first, or, if you are a negress with niglets, on the first and fifteenth of the month.

    What fucked up state do you live in? Let me guess, California?

    Source: I lived in the projects and my mom was on welfare, then after seeing the horror of living around niggers, it motivated her to go to school and she eventually worked at the food stamp office.

    A single guy or girl is eligible to about 700 euros in Holland a couple gets 1200, if you have a kid you get 300 a month more, if your kid goes to higher education you get 600 more. Plus we don't have food stamps but every major city has a food bank which is a charity that gives about 70 euros worth of food per two people per week. That's almost 2k.
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    I have 2 Franklin's and $12 in the bank. I'm gonna drain by debit card by buying beer. I already drank 2 beer and its noon A g of meth is $130. I also bought doritos and candy. Almost had a heart attack using the ATM though I tried pulling $220 but it said TRANSACTION CANNOT BE COMPLETED so j tried $200 and it let me. I think my dads welfare cheque drained the machine. Having money feels good
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    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    I have 2 Franklin's and $12 in the bank. I'm gonna drain by debit card by buying beer. I already drank 2 beer and its noon A g of meth is $130. I also bought doritos and candy. Almost had a heart attack using the ATM though I tried pulling $220 but it said TRANSACTION CANNOT BE COMPLETED so j tried $200 and it let me. I think my dads welfare cheque drained the machine. Having money feels good

    Does no one in your family have a job?
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    arthur treacher African Astronaut
    Why are you spelling 'check' the way British people do?
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    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Why are you spelling 'check' the way British people do?

    Because he's from Canada.
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