Posts by Sir slappy the sea turtle

1. 2016-06-12 at 6:19 PM UTC in A drink to cure alcoholism
   Sir slappy the sea turtle Tuskegee Airman
   I took one 500 mg capsule of niacin this morning and i feel great it's weird
2. 2016-06-12 at 2:01 PM UTC in Whenever I complain about women on other forums (especially 4chan)...
   Sir slappy the sea turtle Tuskegee Airman

   …they always hit me with the same fucking insult.
   
   "lol virgin detected. You must be either gay or a fucking virgin who hates women."
   
   Jesus fucking christ. I've had sex over 100+ times with two different women, only one of them being a prostitute, and the other actually being hot and in love with me.
   
   I'm not a virgin, and even if I was, who gives a fuck? Does it not make my points any less valid that women are awful?
   
   I think it's fucking projection – people who use "virgin" as an insult are virgins themselves, but that does nothing for me. I'd be one of them if I considered that an insult myself. What I need to do is find people who use virgin as an insult and make it so they're no longer virgins, by knife raping them in the fucking asshole.

   you sound like a whiney loser
3. 2016-06-12 at 1:43 PM UTC in A drink to cure alcoholism
   Sir slappy the sea turtle Tuskegee Airman
   FUCK the dirty Milwaukee's best. I'm quitting the beast! Gonna make red vein maeng da Crouton tea mixed with a squeezed peice of lemon some chamomile and a little squirt of kava root extract. This super tea combined with a heavy dose of shameful memories and buspar should be enough to conquer the voice within. I'm also planning on taking a testosterone booster and multivitamin with daily weightlifting..I've went this route before and my life was great which ironically made me drink again...not this time nooo sir. Jesus is also on my side he shall guide and protect me from the dirty shit winds and drunken she devils that are the obsticals on the path ahead
4. 2016-06-02 at 3:21 PM UTC in I got fired from my job
   Sir slappy the sea turtle Tuskegee Airman

   I'm of a different mind. Self-sufficiency. Standalone ingenuity. Autonomy. This is the key to satisfied living. The way I've always lived life is I take care of myself, and I don't need a single fellow human being in order to survive. Sure, I can always use what I want from others, but that doesn't directly translate to a need of them. Reliance only makes you weak. Partnerships make you lazy. Unions make you dumb. And sure, you can always take what you need from the knowledge of others, but you don't have to need it. You have the ability to figure anything out on your own, without any help at all from a fellow human being: that is the pinnacle of success and happiness. You don't need money. You don't need cars. You don't need houses. Instead, you can tie yourself to the earth, to the wind, to the elements, to the chances of fortune, and to the chances of misfortune, a mighty ship sailing an ocean of possibilities. That is truth. That is pure living. That is much preferable to slavery and subjugation and stagnation.
   
   "All I ask is a tall ship, and a star to steer by…" ~ John Masefield

   That's how you die a lonely toothless faggot. People need people. when was the last time you got a hug?
5. 2016-05-31 at 1:19 AM UTC in Boring girls
   Sir slappy the sea turtle Tuskegee Airman
   It isn't girls it's people there's just as many boring males as there are females
6. 2016-05-28 at 12:56 PM UTC in what are your 3 favorite animals?
   Sir slappy the sea turtle Tuskegee Airman
   Lions blue whales and Betta fish
7. 2016-05-27 at 3:01 PM UTC in POLL: Do you think I'm more autistic or schizotypal? Also, a short essay on AHKMAH.
   Sir slappy the sea turtle Tuskegee Airman
   The grand tortugan would kick your faggot akbars ass. We turtles...followers of the great shell God are on our way to enlightenment
8. 2016-05-27 at 1:18 AM UTC in How do people like Bill Krozby happen
   Sir slappy the sea turtle Tuskegee Airman
   What do the faggot from that stupid movie have anything to do with this
9. 2016-05-27 at 12:42 AM UTC in How do people like Bill Krozby happen
   Sir slappy the sea turtle Tuskegee Airman
   How do people end up fucking a hundred sluts. I'm happy to say I've only slept with 5 girls 2 were girlfriends that I loved the others were random drunken in between encounters. How does someone fuck a hundred girls it boggles my mind. I'm 24 I guess living in a big city opens opportunity for encounters like that to happen
10. 2016-05-27 at 12:34 AM UTC in Why all the women hate yo
    Sir slappy the sea turtle Tuskegee Airman
    Indeed I think women are way more interesting then men. I have my close male friends that I grew up with but outside of them males are boring as fuck and immature. I'd have female friends but the ones I find very interesting and beautiful I'd want more from like a relationship. Women complicate things. I think niggers hate women because either they were hurt by one's in the past and can't get over it or maybe they were born ugly with a complete lack of personality that would attract the opposite sex. Women are brutal and mean lol. People that say you can't learn from women are retarded. I've learned the hardest lessons in life by fucking up with women I loved and it made me a better stronger man in the end because in seen my flaws as a person and what I need to change to grow up and mature.
11. 2016-05-26 at 12:59 PM UTC in I've been neutered
    Sir slappy the sea turtle Tuskegee Airman

    Growing up is for MASSIVE FAGGOTS.

    Okay Peter pan go sprinkle some fairy dust
12. 2016-05-26 at 12:55 PM UTC in I've been neutered
    Sir slappy the sea turtle Tuskegee Airman

    I worked 40 hours a week when I was 16-21y/o.
    
    Now I go mushroom picking, do odd jobs and cook drugs on my own schedule and I've never been happier.
    
    If I wasn't homeless I would get $650 a month for welfare and I could buy real drugs, new clothes and a bus ticket to the city and get a job driving forklift making 25k a year.
    
    Im moving furniture on Friday for $100. If I don't buy any pills or alcohol until then I will have $300 cash.

    being homeless and drinking bundy blows. That's like rock bottom
13. 2016-05-26 at 12:53 PM UTC in I've been neutered
    Sir slappy the sea turtle Tuskegee Airman

    I worked 40 hours a week when I was 16-21y/o.
    
    Now I go mushroom picking, do odd jobs and cook drugs on my own schedule and I've never been happier.
    
    If I wasn't homeless I would get $650 a month for welfare and I could buy real drugs, new clothes and a bus ticket to the city and get a job driving forklift making 25k a year.
    
    Im moving furniture on Friday for $100. If I don't buy any pills or alcohol until then I will have $300 cash.
    your life sounds horrible. I quit drugs two years ago moved to a new location all by my lonesome and started building up from nothing. Now I'm In a comfortable place and it feels weird not to have any stress in my life. My only real concern is making more money to buy more materialism. Being homeless blows there's no security.

14. 2016-05-25 at 11:38 PM UTC in question for racists
    Sir slappy the sea turtle Tuskegee Airman
    Niggers have there own culture to. America is just a sad blend without culture. An empire of greedy jedis
15. 2016-05-25 at 11:30 PM UTC in I've been neutered
    Sir slappy the sea turtle Tuskegee Airman
    I have no will to do drugs fuck whores or Rob the rich. I am but another average Joe making his way the best he can living by the man's rules. I'm like a caged zoo lion with a tv working paycheck to paycheck. It's not as bad as chasing drugs and being homeless but there's no adventure left. My angst has drained away. All I can do is strive for the middle class and get a mediocre boring ass hospital job where I live cleaning the rooms of dying old folks and eventually getting into phlebotomy. It's ironic I'd be poking people with needles where I used to poke myself with heroin loaded syringes. Enjoy your youth while you can triangalists
16. 2016-05-25 at 9:42 PM UTC in would you be mad if your friend tried to fuck your gf?
    Sir slappy the sea turtle Tuskegee Airman
    I'd fuck him up there's boundaries you don't cross. Sounds like a douch anyways
17. 2016-05-23 at 10:55 PM UTC in Why all the women hate yo
    Sir slappy the sea turtle Tuskegee Airman
    I wouldn't say 99 percent of American society is disgusting I'd say maybe 75 percent is disgusting which is basically the same thing the world is fucked it has been for centuries there's nothing you can do about it
18. 2016-05-23 at 10:49 PM UTC in Why all the women hate yo
    Sir slappy the sea turtle Tuskegee Airman
    This is all true I'm saying true happiness doesn't come from drugs or fucking random bitches it comes from finding a woman you love having kids and supporting them. It's rare these days maybe it always has been but that's where true happiness is located. I'm on a mission to find that.
19. 2016-05-23 at 9:44 PM UTC in Why all the women hate yo
    Sir slappy the sea turtle Tuskegee Airman
    Males are boring yeah you get along with them but women are dangerous and you can fuck them. Faggot neische said man wants women because there the most dangerous toy or some shit. You niggers that say women are boring are wrong. Yes a lot are but there's a lot that aren't
20. 2016-05-23 at 9:40 PM UTC in Why all the women hate yo
    Sir slappy the sea turtle Tuskegee Airman
    You niggers need to learn to enhancement the hoes