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Posts by Jesus

  1. Jesus Houston
    Originally posted by Stopffs Pay the troll for the toll

    If you want to get into the boy's hole?
  2. Jesus Houston
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson England has mothers day in march…so I had to send a card back then…greedy mother though years ago when she was sane demanded a card on American mother's day too, now she's crazy I guess I can stop doing that.

    Do you get her the pretty lovey dovey flowery you mean so much to me cards or the humorous ones?
  3. Jesus Houston
    Originally posted by CASPER ugh. I need to figure out something for mothers day. Too much stuff going on.

    Same. I have a pretty card but I definitely want to get her an actual gift. I just suck at gifts. Always just resort to fucking earrings or scarfs or stupid shit like that. I wanna get something at least partially unique this time.

    Maybe the DH girlies can give us some good idears.
  4. Jesus Houston
    Originally posted by Stopffs Yes twice before.

    You should make your dick your photo so everyone knows it’s you 😁

    Everyone already knows this is me, and I hope you arent trying to get me to say dick and get this account banned too, but I said it. I hope you do realize that pic isnt my actual pean.
  5. Jesus Houston
    Originally posted by Stopffs Sowwwwy .. it’s taken like 4 weeks if it makes you feel better

    Probably because I haven't been posting much the last month. Did you try and get me earlier or was that your first attempt?

    I was wondering why the hell you randomly brought up my "walking inside routine" but being the CHUM that I am I just answered you accordingly.

    Fucker.

    πŸ™‚
  6. Jesus Houston
    Yes let's get mmq banned when hes posting a bunch and feeling particularly conversational!



    I didnt even realize I was still signed up for that shit. Definitely didnt expect that.
  7. Jesus Houston
    Hello, my children of the earth. Is your lord and savior Jesus Christ allowed to post in this sacred thread? (Sorry I know that's a question. I, too, am a sinner and fall short of the glory of God)
  8. Jesus Houston
    Originally posted by Solstice I hope Jesus rapes you

    Ish. No thanks.
  9. Jesus Houston
    Good night for real this time.
  10. Jesus Houston
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I didn't mean in the Chinese way like 'prosperous' I meant American like obese

    I know. I'm majorly obese. 5'11" 190 lbs. I'm a disgusting whale. I agree. Stop making fun of me.
  11. Jesus Houston
    Originally posted by Poast

    Almost identical to your avatar. Cute kitty.
  12. Jesus Houston
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood damn jesus you got fat

    Thank you.

    By the way the nationals won the world series.

    Gnight.
  13. Jesus Houston
    Did he die or not?
  14. Jesus Houston
    Originally posted by aldra your liver must fucking hate you

    And I hate it as well. We arent on speaking terms.

  15. Jesus Houston
    Yayyy. It's happening faggots. I hope you all have a boring night sitting alone. Lol. I'm kidding. I wish every one of you was with me . Jesus I love this. Dancing around the bar that isnt even the one. Love. Hai. Bai. Happy Halloween faggots.
  16. Jesus Houston
    I need a new phrase for 'due to the sporadic nature of'
  17. Jesus Houston
    Originally posted by frumbob πŸŽπŸ¦„πŸˆπŸ―πŸ·πŸ¦Š I also noticed i feel really stoned and like the world isnt real outside of my mind i guess always?

    Nigger just go buy a bottle of vodka.
  18. Jesus Houston
    That would be quite the bongos load to smoke a little over an eighth in one hit under a minute.
  19. Jesus Houston
    The time is drawing near.
  20. Jesus Houston
    Did semi die? Semiazaaisisis or whatever.
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