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2020-05-07 at 7 PM UTC in I call my girlfriend ladybird
Originally posted by tee hee hee xx
I stand before you, MY THROBBING MEMBER pulsating with anticipation. I am nude save for my shoes. I kiss your earlobe and whisper oh so gently "dont disappoint me, I've been waiting my whole life for this" and proceed to place my hands atop your luscious hair, coercing you downward. You look up at me with doe eyes, eyes that beg and plead, yearning for my manhood to be inside you. You fix your gaze upon my steel-beam erection and lick your lips eagerly as my cock compulsively twitches and bounces excitedly. You give it a kiss. A soft little kiss on the tip, and then another, and another. I am so aroused that I suddenly release a load of hot STEAMING ejaculate across your lips, your cheeks, your eyes. We giggle. -
2020-05-07 at 6:38 PM UTC in I call my girlfriend ladybirdme?
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2020-05-07 at 6:37 PM UTC in Random Thoughts
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2020-05-07 at 6:29 PM UTC in Random ThoughtsI never really considered the fact that a cowboy is called a cowboy. Like you're a grown man who's supposed to be all hardened and gritty but you're referred to as a little boy of cow.
We should do that with everything. Call construction workers builderboys or girls, or roofers could be called housetopkids, or miners could be called coalchildren. -
2020-05-07 at 6:24 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
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2020-05-07 at 6:21 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus editionWho is 'them?'
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2020-05-07 at 6:18 PM UTC in So I am talking online to this middle aged woman
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2020-05-07 at 5:31 PM UTC in If hat man/shadow people aren't ghost than what are they?
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2020-05-07 at 5:23 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus edition
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2020-05-07 at 5:18 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus edition
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2020-05-07 at 5:16 PM UTC in I just got kicked out of Tim Hortons
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2020-05-07 at 5:13 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus editionBBC porn just doesn't ever look fun for anyone. The girls look like they're in pain and the dude's are only sticking like a third of their cock inside of them.
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2020-05-07 at 5:06 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus editionLike I assume Shaq has a massive dong but it would be hilarious to learn he had a micro penis. His wife is fucking tiny though which to me means she has a tiny vajeen which means Shaq's cock has to at least be sort of mild sized, right?
Would a girl marry a guy whose cock was so girthy and massive that it made sex uncomfortable? -
2020-05-07 at 5:01 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus editionI am mildly entertained at the thought of huge tall grizzly burly "bouncer" type men having little babby penises.
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2020-05-07 at 4:59 PM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..
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2020-05-07 at 4:55 PM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..Oh hey I'm a carpenter too!
My mom is too much of a busybody to let me cook for her. Grandma is the same way. Just insists on doing everything.
Maybe I'll get her a puppy. Hmm -
2020-05-07 at 4:52 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus editionYeah I've been in enough YMCA locker rooms to see my fair share of the fleshy pringle cans and the fleshy AAA batteries and everything in between.
It makes me appreciate what I have because got dang some of those penisia look fucking wrong. -
2020-05-07 at 4:49 PM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..
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2020-05-07 at 4:46 PM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..Maybe I'll get her the biggest toilet paper package from Costco.
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2020-05-07 at 4:44 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus edition
Originally posted by CASPER Like dead father like son
That'd be weird if I was telling the truth. Yes, I just have a picture of my dead dad's erect cock on hand (heh), JUST IN CASE.
I have no idea how big my dad's penis was. I wonder if penis size stays similar through a family line. I also wonder how and why anyone would know the answer to that. I guess maybe there are a few father/son combos out there that have an open enough relationship that they tell or SHOW one another their pean size.
