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Posts That Were Thanked by Grimace

  1. Also, anyone who buys counterfeit currency off a fucking normal ass website with operators who use a Gmail address, is grade A retarded. Fuck off shit LEOs.
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  2. Originally posted by Bill Krozby Doubt it. He's had sex like once in his entire life

    the fact that you think it's a number game is just more evidence you're a degenerate rapist.
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  3. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    be sure to PM her on Foetus-Free Friday
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  4. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    yeah do it enter, troll the shit outta that retarded bitch.



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  5. Q: Who would date an obese mexican rapist?

    A: A girl looking for sex on craigslist with no dad

    Every generation down the line that is somehow related to your semen will get progressively worse.

    Like genetic degradation theory where the scum becomes more pure and refined each reproductive cycle

    10,000 years down the line there will be frog-rat-human hybrids and it will be all your fault
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  6. RestStop Space Nigga
    Bar tender
    Funeral director
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  7. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    executioner
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  8. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    When you grab its ballsack and start crushing its testicles, believe you me, it will let go.
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  9. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    I don't see how someone can be killed by a dog that's about three feet long and weighs less than 100 pounds, no matter what breed it is. Seriously, I could kill any dog with my bare hands, even if it was latched onto my arm or leg. If you are so weak and frail that you can be defeated by a mere dog, then maybe you deserve to die. I mean, fuck, it still has to breathe. Grab the little shit by the windpipe and start squeezing the life out of it. If it bites harder, you squeeze its trachea even harder, try to rip it right out of its neck. Give it a solid knee straight to the head. Pick it up whole and smash its body on a tree or cement wall a few times. Anything is better than howling and screaming like a two-year-old and laying there like a born idiot, while it gnaws away at your limbs.
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  10. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    BrokeQ sits around all day until 8PM sharp then logs into TC to smile with Grimace and act like he didn't quit his job weeks ago.
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  11. HTS highlight reel
    Originally posted by Enter

    You should send this to a very special girl in your life, Enter:

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  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Lanny I was never really a fan of that system. There are already a lot of buttons that are easy to fat-finger as is, adding another compounds the situation.

    I'LL COMPOUND YOUR SITUATION!
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  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by WE SMOOTH YOU embarassing! Your best friend in this world is a man in a penis beanie who is depressed and also finnessed you for $60.

    Woah. You REALLY know how to bring the HEAVY HITTING insults. You should've mentioned how my dad is dead that would've been the icing on that cold ass cake. Dang, Daniel.
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  14. Originally posted by Grimace This. If she texts you with that, just don't even reply. Don't give her the time at all. If she calls you later, answer it, but tell her you're in the middle of something and you'll "get back to her", except you don't. Ever.

    Don't want her to think I'm being petty, but by answering the call that definitely displays I'm not ignoring her. She'll think I just genuinely forgot to get back to her because she's unimportant.

    Oh boy. ^_^ Can't wait for this now.
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  15. Originally posted by -SpectraL I have no flab at all. Pure muscle.



    "Nyeeehh! I've been posting on BBS forums since the 1920s, see?"
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  16. Originally posted by Grimace Well sure. I was a 115lb druggy freshman idiot when I kicked the shit out of a junior linebacker because he was touching on my sister on the school bus and she didn't want it. I was already suspended from school for making a scene/cussing out a teacher, and when my sister told me what happened on the school bus, I showed up at school during lunch, just intermingled with all the other students, then I used my lunch tray and fucking CRACKED IT across his face then dove on top of him and used the edge of it to slam it over the bridge of his nose over and over before I was pulled off by school resource officers. hahaha.

    I was just given another 14 days of out of school suspension for it. OOOOOOOH.

    Cathartic.
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  17. RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by NARCassist the media always portray the victims as innocent and whiter than white to make the fear-mongering agenda they have even more effective. the truth is that the vast majority of those 'innocent' victims that were killed for just minding their own business, were doing anything but. i'm not saying what ever they did warranted being killed, but most of them upset somebody, somehow. obviously.



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    Agreed. Even if the media had the valid information not like that would be like "Yeah, so this slut actually ripped this nigga off for an 8 ball and that's why she's dead".
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  18. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Enter ??? You hear stories of innocent people walking through parks at night and getting beaten up/killed by gangs all the time.

    the media always portray the victims as innocent and whiter than white to make the fear-mongering agenda they have even more effective. the truth is that the vast majority of those 'innocent' victims that were killed for just minding their own business, were doing anything but. i'm not saying what ever they did warranted being killed, but most of them upset somebody, somehow. obviously.



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  19. Originally posted by Something Squirrel Fucking junky loser.

    First I'm not druggy enough for you, and now you've decided to turn straight edge?

    I hate you.

    I hate you.
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  20. Originally posted by Grimace Someone should make a legendary game on par with like, The Legend of Zelda, except the 1st boss is literally undefeatable. He cannot lose. Ever. It was encoded into the game where he ALWAYS wins. Then release a shitload of videos online of this epic fucking gameplay and storyline that happens after you beat the first boss (which of course is impossible and cannot be achieved by anyone, just a troll campaign by the developer.)

    Millions will buy the game and become extremely frustrated and lethargic and ultimately depressed when they cannot beat your first boss. They will stop eating, stop sleeping, stop going to work/school and sit there, pulling their hair out because they can bring the boss down to one heart left and then he performs this DEVASTATING move that annihilates you every time. One hitter quitter. Hahahahah!

    That being said, one of those Contra games was like that. Too fucking hard. Gave up with that shit.

    How about one of those quests where you have to collect the 10 golden tickets or the 20 stones of barenziah or whatever, but you only code 9/19 into the game.

    Drive the aspies mad.
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