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  1. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    why you always go to strip clubs? they so fucking expensive and just dick tease you is all. you leave at the end so badly wanting to fuck those chicks, but they just doing that coz they know we spend money on them when we thinking in cock mode.



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  2. BRiCK awake!

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  3. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    there is a separate tube for piss and semen in your dick. they just meet at the end where it comes out of your japs eye.

    what makes you think of this shit tho? like whats the point? no pun intended lol



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  4. Sure, it was a slick sounding year. 2009. Boo yeah. But it was filled with a lot of pain and rejection.

    Song to listen to while reading this thread:



    The biggest blow was when I met up with that chick who rejected me upon meeting her, despite us chatting for 3 years. That hurt. That fucking hurt. But I knew I had to get back on the horse! I knew I couldn't let one experience sour me forever, or I'd end up ranting and raving about women non-stop 10 years later.

    ...

    Uh... anyway...

    This girl I knew decided to help me "get over my ex" (I told her it was my ex because I didn't want her thinking it was just an internet girlfriend who rejected me upon meeting). She invited me to her house to watch a movie together, but I didn't go coz earlier that day she said she had another guy over. Like, wtf? You're just fucking any random guy?

    So I told her I couldn't go coz I had to console my friend who was sad. She messaged me later and said "it's okay if you were lying, was your friend really sad?" and I said "ahh okay I was lying" and the bitch RAGED at me, calling me a fucking asshole for not going since she had set everything up to watch the movie, etc. This was a weird one. I'm not sure why she wanted me to go over so badly. She was really hot, way hotter than my internet girlfriend, so I assume she just wanted me over there to humiliate me, not to actually do anything sexual.

    Then I was chatting to this girl from my old high school, who didn't know who I was (she never actually met me in high school, but we chatted and kept humorously having near misses in real life. "Oh my god, you were at the math department? I was JUST there lol!") So we finally decided to meet IRL. The look of disappointment on her face, lol. She brought her (hotter) female friend with her though, and her friend actually seemed to like me better than she did. We spent a couple of hours walking around the city, and as we were going home, I remember her friend was like, "Let's see that movie the next time we hang out!" and then the first girl replied with "Um... yeeeah..." implying they'd never be hanging out with me again, lol. She never spoke to me again after that.

    Then this asian chick I knew was saying how cute I was and brought up how we should date once she finishes her studies that semester, but I suspected it was her setting me up as a joke since she was friends with this guy who hated me. So I never spoke to her again (didn't really care -- I don't find asians sexually attractive).

    That was it for that year. I was broken. I knew women completely hated me, and then for the next decade just sat alone in my room and stewed in self-pity and resentment.
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  5. That's all I wanna do. The next time it rains, I just want to stand in the road and look up into the sky.

    But I can't do that. Something's stopping me. What is it? Social norms? Am I that cucked?
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  6. Vizier Tuskegee Airman [spic of the devil]
    Originally posted by Kolokol-1 Getting your ribs removed so you can bend at a tighter angle should do it

    I remember in the 90s everyone said Marylin Manson had removed ribs to suck his own dick
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  7. Originally posted by Vizier You ever had sleep paralisis?

    Of course I have, faggot. This is a thread about how I've perfected lucid dreaming, and you think I haven't perfected sleep paralysis? Listen, you fucking spic son of a...

    …calm blue ocean, calm blue ocean…

    yeh. yeh bro. sleep paralysis is crazy man...
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  9. Reading this reddit thread called "Girls of reddit, what do you find attractive that goes under the radar for most guys?"

    Let's read what these fucking WHORES have to say, shall we?

    Fucking CUNTS. They don't deserve to get turned on. Fucking BITCHES. I hate them!

    I really like it when a guy stretches. You know, when he's sitting at a desk or hunched over something and then he stands/sits up straight and moves and flexes the shoulders, throws an arm stretch in there. Best part is when he finishes off by rubbing his neck and sighing. Yum.

    Yum? YUM? YOU FUCKING BITCH. I FUCKING HATE YOU!!!

    And look at all these thirsty fucking losers replying. "I'm taking notes." Yeah, take notes you fucking degenerate piece of shit. Trying to impress women. I fucking hate you.

    I got some notes for you:

    All work and no pussy makes enter a dull boy
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  10. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    β€œIn early youth, as we contemplate our coming life, we are like children in a theatre before the curtain is raised, sitting there in high spirits and eagerly waiting for the play to begin. It is a blessing that we do not know what is really going to happen. Could we foresee it, there are times when children might seem like innocent prisoners, condemned, not to death, but to life, and as yet all unconscious of what their sentence means.”

    ― Arthur Schopenhauer, Studies in Pessimism: The Essays
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  11. benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by Grimace What about you?

    it has.

    when i first joined, my english was about 3rd grade english,

    now im using 8th grade english.

    yay.
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  12. benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by mmQ It's just hard for me to understand the mind that can actually go through with that. These people are laughing, filming. Surely some of them have kids of their own, I mean… what the fuck. I just don't understand how a group of people could all allow it,

    what part of evolution and hereditary traits that you do not understand ???

    their ancestors do live human sacrifices by ripping their hearts out and eat it or something. these ''skill sets'' dont just disappear becos some white men came and miscegenated with them.

    these bestial instinct lays dormant in all of them, deep in their minds until such a time violences are required.
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  13. benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by infinityshock ive posted several times that im working on it…i have a busy schedule.

    *select front facing camera*

    *touch the touch button on the touch screen*

    *crop*

    *upload*

    *copy upload link*

    *apply img tag to upload link*

    your done, assuming each step will take one minute, it can still be done in less than 10 minutes.

    is there a reason it took longer than this, like are you trying to fatten up or slim down to an ideal shape you would like us to see you in ???? grow some hairs / beard / mustaches maybe ???
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  14. Originally posted by Grimace Hahaha! I know what you mean. I have been there several times, I relied on my appearance and MILKED IT to intimidate as much as possible. Probably bluffed my way out of several ass-kickings.

    I also enjoy making people afraid of me. To physically threaten them and make then afraid, such an awesome feeling. That level of dominance and power. Sometimes, when it gets me in trouble, I use that dominance and powerful persona to bluff my way out of a situation where I know I'd lose. I can hold my own, but sometimes, you just know when you're "out-gunned".

    I did not repress my childhood, so I have an open book of memories. Strange.

    This isn't much of a story, but I'll always remember it since it was like the only time I felt that power feeling without having to go into angry psychotic mode. I was on a date with a girl (this was years ago), and found an opportunity to prove my masculinity to her. We were in a mcdonalds parking lot, and there was a group of teenagers two parks over, and one of them said something snarky to me. I replied "fuck did you just say?", and opened the door, and started to get out. The girl grabbed me and pulled me back in, begging me not to do anything (which I was hoping she would do haha), but I'll never forget the reaction of the teenagers when I opened the door. They immediately stopped laughing/goofing around. They were scared because they realized they were dealing with a possible psycho, even though they outnumbered me. Again, I would've done nothing, and was banking everything on the girl pulling me back into the car lol.

    It feels so good to be dominant. I'm thinking back to so many examples in my life where I've made people cower, and wonder why I can't be like that all the time. But I guess I can? If my stories are helping me learn anything, it really does just come down to confidence.
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  15. Has it been worth it posting on Zoklet and other totse spinoffs for the past 9 years?
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  16. Originally posted by Grimace so she did't look like a literal bag of shit.

    literally laughed out loud at that
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  17. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    she just waited in his closet for 8 hours?
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  18. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Robb Zombbie
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  19. Vizier Tuskegee Airman [spic of the devil]
    http://www.bestgore.com/beheading/police-torture-beheading-son-flay-alive-guerrero-mexico/

    Just carpet bomb this place with nuclear bombs already. My body is ready to be baptised by 450,000 degrees flames.
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  20. Originally posted by RestStop I like /nosleep and /Stims but then again I'm a meth head who likes creepy stories.

    Stims is comfy as fuck. I've never read a no sleep story that was actually creepy though. Redditors have such shit taste.
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