I don't see how someone can be killed by a dog that's about three feet long and weighs less than 100 pounds, no matter what breed it is. Seriously, I could kill any dog with my bare hands, even if it was latched onto my arm or leg. If you are so weak and frail that you can be defeated by a mere dog, then maybe you deserve to die. I mean, fuck, it still has to breathe. Grab the little shit by the windpipe and start squeezing the life out of it. If it bites harder, you squeeze its trachea even harder, try to rip it right out of its neck. Give it a solid knee straight to the head. Pick it up whole and smash its body on a tree or cement wall a few times. Anything is better than howling and screaming like a two-year-old and laying there like a born idiot, while it gnaws away at your limbs.
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Originally posted by Lanny
I was never really a fan of that system. There are already a lot of buttons that are easy to fat-finger as is, adding another compounds the situation.
I'LL COMPOUND YOUR SITUATION!
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Originally posted by WE SMOOTH
YOU embarassing! Your best friend in this world is a man in a penis beanie who is depressed and also finnessed you for $60.
Woah. You REALLY know how to bring the HEAVY HITTING insults. You should've mentioned how my dad is dead that would've been the icing on that cold ass cake. Dang, Daniel.
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Originally posted by Grimace
This. If she texts you with that, just don't even reply. Don't give her the time at all. If she calls you later, answer it, but tell her you're in the middle of something and you'll "get back to her", except you don't. Ever.
Don't want her to think I'm being petty, but by answering the call that definitely displays I'm not ignoring her. She'll think I just genuinely forgot to get back to her because she's unimportant.
Oh boy. ^_^ Can't wait for this now.
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Originally posted by Grimace
Well sure. I was a 115lb druggy freshman idiot when I kicked the shit out of a junior linebacker because he was touching on my sister on the school bus and she didn't want it. I was already suspended from school for making a scene/cussing out a teacher, and when my sister told me what happened on the school bus, I showed up at school during lunch, just intermingled with all the other students, then I used my lunch tray and fucking CRACKED IT across his face then dove on top of him and used the edge of it to slam it over the bridge of his nose over and over before I was pulled off by school resource officers. hahaha.
I was just given another 14 days of out of school suspension for it. OOOOOOOH.
Cathartic.
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Originally posted by NARCassist
the media always portray the victims as innocent and whiter than white to make the fear-mongering agenda they have even more effective. the truth is that the vast majority of those 'innocent' victims that were killed for just minding their own business, were doing anything but. i'm not saying what ever they did warranted being killed, but most of them upset somebody, somehow. obviously.
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Agreed. Even if the media had the valid information not like that would be like "Yeah, so this slut actually ripped this nigga off for an 8 ball and that's why she's dead".
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Originally posted by Enter
??? You hear stories of innocent people walking through parks at night and getting beaten up/killed by gangs all the time.
the media always portray the victims as innocent and whiter than white to make the fear-mongering agenda they have even more effective. the truth is that the vast majority of those 'innocent' victims that were killed for just minding their own business, were doing anything but. i'm not saying what ever they did warranted being killed, but most of them upset somebody, somehow. obviously.
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Originally posted by Grimace
Someone should make a legendary game on par with like, The Legend of Zelda, except the 1st boss is literally undefeatable. He cannot lose. Ever. It was encoded into the game where he ALWAYS wins. Then release a shitload of videos online of this epic fucking gameplay and storyline that happens after you beat the first boss (which of course is impossible and cannot be achieved by anyone, just a troll campaign by the developer.)
Millions will buy the game and become extremely frustrated and lethargic and ultimately depressed when they cannot beat your first boss. They will stop eating, stop sleeping, stop going to work/school and sit there, pulling their hair out because they can bring the boss down to one heart left and then he performs this DEVASTATING move that annihilates you every time. One hitter quitter. Hahahahah!
That being said, one of those Contra games was like that. Too fucking hard. Gave up with that shit.
How about one of those quests where you have to collect the 10 golden tickets or the 20 stones of barenziah or whatever, but you only code 9/19 into the game.
Drive the aspies mad.
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Originally posted by Grimace
A woman stepped out into oncoming traffic the other day on my way home when the pedestrian crosswalk was not 15ft from her. Caused everyone to slam on their brakes, me included. I became so furious, I rolled down my window and screamed out, "THE FUCKING CROSSWALK IS RIGHT THERE, YOU STUPID FUCK!" and kept on driving. I continued driving, angry at her, but as I drove and thought about how I screamed at her, it made me feel good. I felt good.
This is what I don't get when people (redditors) say to me, "How would you feel if someone did that to you?" Of course I'd feel shit. That's how I know it makes THEM feel shit, lol, which is why I can find it so fun/funny. Do these retards actually think I'm not comprehending that it makes them feel a certain way?
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