Originally posted by Grimace
Why doesn't anyone just "smoke weed" anymore? Like, no one "smokes joints" or "smokes bowls". They smoke "dabs" and "wax" and all this fancy shit. I guess it's a "back in my day!" post. :(
I do. Wax and dabs and shit are too high tech. Smoke the green, straaaaaight up.
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aldra
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1. what is a navi
2. 50mbps is a wireless standard, don't use wireless if at all possible
3. if you need to use wireless (ie. you're hard gay) you need to use a faster wireless standard, 802.11N or AC
4. 50 megaBITS per second equates to around 6 megaBYTES per second - 8 bits to a byte
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2017-12-30 at 3:57 PM UTC
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I denied God today.
Originally posted by Enter
This is just what people who want there to be a god tell themselves due to their fear of death.
That literally makes no sense in relation to what I said.
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2017-12-30 at 3:57 PM UTC
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I denied God today.
Originally posted by Open Your Mind
Whats the difference?
None if you believe weed or the Tao or Kim Kardashian created everything.
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2017-12-30 at 3:41 PM UTC
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I denied God today.
Atheism is extremism. I doubt you're actually an atheist. Being sure there isn't a god is just as absurd as being sure there is one.
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2017-12-30 at 2:47 PM UTC
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I denied God today.
People use God and religion as a way to calm themselves over their fear of death. They use it as an explanation for why they're here.
But today I realized something: atheism and nihilism gives me that effect instead.
I was having a panic attack, questioning what type of god would do this to us, why we're here, what we are, etc... when suddenly the concept of atheism calmed me down. After this, I'm dead. That's the end. There will be nothing more to worry about when this fucking horrific existence is over.
On a slightly unrelated note, I've been reflecting on this past year, and "resolutions" for the next. I know it's cliche, but I've decided to be grateful for what I actually have. Instead of whining about not having money, not having girls like me, etc etc... acknowledge that I DO have a lot of goods things in my life that others don't. Learned that lesson from American Dad.
*Actor smiles in the crowd, and I gently nod with a returned smile*.
Also going to try to appreciate each day more, instead of waking up at twelve and just trolling reddit all day.
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2017-12-30 at 7:37 AM UTC
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People who say 'lit'
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Originally posted by 哈哈你看不懂中文
I'd stick him in the garbage press
fyi I read this is an allusion to gay sex
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2017-12-24 at 6:56 PM UTC
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I'm pregnant again
Originally posted by Grimace
That was nice and all, but at the end of the day, you're still a whore. A low-class, bottom of society whore. It's easy to be a whore. You just share your hole. It requires no education, no discipline, nothing. You just spread your legs. It was very cute reading your justification for being a low-class whore, but you are so disillusioned by your own bullshit, you can't see what you are. Or maybe you don't want to. You're a bottom of the barrel, low-class, shit-streak on society. A bottom-feeding whore who has a sense of self-worth.
You are also the one who took §m£ÂgØL's virginity. I don't know if you're just that much of an egotistical whore to "get another one under your belt" or if he is that fucking retarded to fuck a morbidly obese prostitute for his first time and then go on to believe he impregnated her and write a shitty book about it, and all that embarrassing nonsense.
The story of hydromorphone is a sickening, embarrassing tale of a fat woman, whoring out her holes to anyone who will accept, and she thinks she's "all that". §m£ÂgØL does too.
someone post her fucking pictures ffs. the ridiculousness of a self-admitted harlot pandering her wares to complete strangers without posting visual aids (pun...or no?) is an off-the-scale affront to all of human sexuality.
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Originally posted by Grimace
One of the best albums I have ever heard by any band, ever. Hate or love The Smashing Pumpkins, few can deny the masterpiece this album was and still is today. Fucking beautiful.
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One of my favorite albums when I was 12 years old. I should relisten.
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2017-12-23 at 12:47 AM UTC
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I'm pregnant again
"i'm 99% sure i know who the father is"
hydro you were 100% sure you thought §m£ÂgØL was the father of your last child, and that had only come down to two different guys
jesus christ
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2017-12-22 at 11:52 PM UTC
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I'm pregnant again
Originally posted by hydromorphone
I'm there to complete the task and satisfy my client, and want them to be happy when they leave. I definitely would say my job is 90% a therapy session, with 10% sex.
i hate how every prostitute who talks about their job has to spin it into something more than it is
bitch you're a hole.
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2017-12-22 at 11:08 PM UTC
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I'm pregnant again
Ajax
African Astronaut
[rumor the placative aphakia]
I couldn’t decide on a specific thing to quote, so I’ll just leave a couple thoughts here.
hydro, you’re being pathetic. Coming here and bragging about how much money you make trying to justify your line of work. Not only that, but you’re using that to say how much better you are than everyone.
Fox Paws mentioned that he thinks doctors and lawyers make between. $100k - $150k. I would think that’s on the low end. I make more than that and I’m not even a doctor or lawyer. The difference is I don’t come here and try to rub it in everyone’s face like you are, which is fitting since you’re used to rubbing things in people’s faces by now. I haven’t reached the peak of my earning potential either. For you, every day is your peak. Every day you are older, dirtier, nastier, and looser than the day before. Eventually you will dry up, and then what? I bet you haven’t been investing for your future, so are just going to find a sugar daddy to cling to?
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2017-12-22 at 12:29 PM UTC
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I'm pregnant again
Obbe
Alan What?
[annoy my right-angled speediness]
Originally posted by hydromorphone
I didn't fuck 1000 random dudes. I had sex with about 15 people. 14 of those for work, and used a condom.
lol what a whore.
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2017-12-22 at 12:24 PM UTC
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I'm pregnant again
Originally posted by hydromorphone
I didn't fuck 1000 random dudes. I had sex with about 15 people. 14 of those for work, and used a condom.
your life choices are sad
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-SpectraL
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[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
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mashlehash
victim of incest
[my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
He should probably suck your dick.
And I don't mean like two good boys discoverin homosexuality
I mean forcible, holding him down with your knee, whispering the age old "I GOT YOU NOW MOTHERFUCKER"
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He became overwhelmed with shame as his trembling hand reached toward and thanked the picture with the exposed cock.
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