Once in county jail I gather someone was too bashful to defecate in the cell with their mates, so they conveniently left a huge coil in the day room showers. You've never seen a chiseled from stone, fearless convict cower away in utter fear as fast as when he faced an unexpected visit from the fecal fairy.
It was funny as hell seeing 2 older ebony gents go into rants about "fucking weirdos shitting in the shower" & that this was "cruel & unusual punishment" as they donned make-shift Hazmat suits w/checker board chest shields (held around the neck with toilet paper rope) & surgical masks of old commissary bags. The gloves were fashioned out of zip lock bags that the initial hygiene pack was handed out in & made the tossing of cleaning chemicals from feet away an ardous task. It took 2 wily vets over an hour to do so, as the bewildered C.O. just stood there scratching his head. I remember one of the clean up guys Mr. Willie wandered around for days stroking his chin mumbling aloud "who tha fuck shits in a shower ?!". Mind you there was only 2 stalls for roughly 50 heads & that one was avoided like the plague for mo.'s by the heads in the "know".
Weeks later it was determined that a guy in D-17 was the culprit who was referred from then on as "Filthy Mac Nasty" & "Shitfrey Dahmer". He was ostracised from the group,left out of the spade tournaments & the related comradery(discussing the buttocks of the musical artists on BET,whose the best rapper debates, etc.),,,ah the memories
I defecate in a manner I termed "drago technique" it is the norm for many original people. I used to call it the "gargoyle" but I have elevated the game to have perfect weight distribution as to not break any more toilet seats. My non-perfected technique has been responsible for many a broken toilet seat that has cost me 2 concubines & a 425$ damage charge from a Marriot. It promotes better bowel evacuation & keeps the knees limber.
As a child my family travelled the globe, I remember fondly while in India during the 70's, another child stumbled upon me in "drago" formation, well back then it was "gargoyle"(coined due to the familiarity of looking as if perched on a roof top like the afore named statues). He was perplexed,ran & told his father who was some kind of village holy man, who then assured me & his seed that it was completely normal, which I already knew lol. To this day I ponder if Sanu picked up the drago technique,,,
I expect many people are grumpy & @ risk of colon rot/cancer just by simply not shitting properly.
Post last edited by G at 2017-11-19T09:33:45.331824+00:00
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I don't see why that wouldn't work, but if I was the one buying it under the same circumstances I'm sure it would perform as described for a day or two before spontaneously shattering and melting, starting my apt complex on fire in the middle of night and killing everyone.
Just make sure it has the necessary port, and have the owner prove to you that it works like they say it does.
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Bullshit. Anyone could setup and generate the exact same deal as the '80's/'90's BBS scene right here, if it weren't for completely shitty, power-abusing, close-minded administrators, playing with their little mod buttons and getting butt-hurt at every turn, mindless kidiots, with their bleeding-heart liberal lapdogs full of excuses in tow, and, of course, your unimaginative/uninspiring retards chiming in. You all have a defeatist attitude; that's the only real and genuine problem/hindrance in this. And that's been the problem all along. Truth hurts, but fuck you and the horse you rode in on, there it is.
You're bang on, Dizzy.
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Last i saw him everyone was talking about how he'd raped his cousin and he wasn't denying it. After that i saw a picture of him with a woman almost twice his age and size, lmao. I don't even know.
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Actually i really like Android AVD, Android has all kinds of cool tools to fuck around with their products. Mod OS, Build App, Run Android VM with different kinds of hardware emulation settings. Android Debug Bridge is good shit for rooting and flashing your actual phone too. Google even has Android Studio which is an Integrated Development Environment for Android.
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Originally posted by HTS
If scron comes back here after this I'm beating his ass ti within an inch of his life. hose were all my drugs and I have nothing left. The cunt even took our cigarettes AND the vaporizer. Possibly my backpack too. Scrumfuck rat shit piece of garbage.
HAHAHAHAHAAHAH
EMBARRASSING
PATHETIC
IMBECILE
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What do you do when you see a person about to self destruct there life?? Usually I sit back and watch the show but in this instance part of me want's to help but I don't think it will matter anyway. When I say I'm autistic I mean that I can't relate too GREED,I don't get it. I work part time for a local automotive shop. Usually 3 days a week sometimes more sometimes less whatever the point is that no matter how much I sell its never enough. Today at 11:30 I got an oil change that was it just an oil change. I found a exhaust leak and the car needed front brakes the bill went from $25.00 to $800.00. The owner steps in and shits on me because he felt that I could have easily made $1000.00 with a brake fluid flush and some other masturbatory bullshit. I DONT GET IT!! He got like $775.00 more.On one job that's more than he pays me for the whole fucking week and he says I'm not doing enough!! FUCK it I'm Quitting I don't need this noise. I know the $775.00 was not all profit remember it mostly is. He marks up parts 100% if he pays 10 bucks you pay 20. Labor rate is $105.00 per hour he pays me shit,works out to about $25.00. Oh and that job took me a bout 2 and one half hours to complete so his cost to me was 50 bucks fuck it I'm done. I just don't get GREED they always want more MORE and MORE!!! LOL I started this thread all wrong. I wanted to help my boss at the beginning but then the more I thought about it I was like NA FUCK HIM and shit.
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