Helladamnleet
African Astronaut
[impartially tyrannize that lentinus]
You're possibly thinking too much about it. If you're breaking it down like that, I just made a cup of coffee at home instead of buying one. Did I MAKE $2.50 by not paying a barista to do it?
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Originally posted by Grimace
Funny. I have a photobook, like, meant for printed photos, that was given to us as a wedding present. It's all fancy and has fancy lettering and whatnot. Not one single photo has entered it. It's a shame, really. I'd like photos to be there, but with cloud services and whatnot, it makes it so much easier/faster to work with them.
That said, I really want a photo book. Like, old school shots displayed in a physical book.
You have the power to make it happen, brother.
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[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
*insert obligatory panthrax insult here*
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gm Grimace. Happy Memorial Day weekend.
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2019-05-24 at 4:24 PM UTC
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Tell me about Huawei
aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
tl;dr: they beat US companies to 5G. that's about it. I've never seen any evidence for the spying claims and as far as I know no other country has banned them at the US' behest (I'm pretty sure Australia and a few others banned them from government/police/military infrastructure but that seems pretty reasonable to me anyway).
Trump wrote an executive order banning US companies from doing business with them (similar to what happened to ZTE, and it looks like it's going to be used against a bunch of other companies like DJI now) so HUAWEI will no longer have access to INTEL, QUALCOMM and other chips. More significantly they're being cut off from GOOGLE, meaning updates to Android phones and access to the Play store are in question.
They've seen this coming for a while though - they've been working on their own Android build (based on the open source project and detached from GOOGLE code) which they plan to implement, and they're fully capable of fabricating their own chips - I suspect they'll do the same thing as APPLE and just license ARM CPUs and GPUs and fabricate them themselves. The only thing I see as a real limiting factor for them is being disconnected from the Play store, as I don't know of any alternative they'd be able to use short of building it from the ground up. Amusingly enough this may end up affecting US chip manufacturers far more than HUAWEI as several of them rely on HUAWEI contracts for a large portion of their sales.
It's worth noting that the vast majority of articles only discusses the effect on HUAWEI's mobile phone business though, without delving into how it'll affect their ability to roll out 5G and other network/telecommunications hardware.
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2019-05-24 at 2:41 AM UTC
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How degenerate is Austin that there are multiple posters here from the same city that all know each other and instead of doing this on Facebook they come here
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[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
See a doctor, be truthful, and the doctor will prescribe you drugs to counteract the meth cravings.
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2019-02-07 at 6:45 AM UTC
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I'll smash your bottom, bitch
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She's kinda dumb too. On top of everything. I hate dumb people.
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2019-02-05 at 10:12 AM UTC
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Tin foil ate my cat
Narc
Space Nigga
[connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
I think you'll find its aluminium foil.
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Originally posted by Ajax
Is this the kind of shit that stumps you guys? Pun intended.
The consistency of the shit would determine the urgency of your response. With limited options, there’s only so much you can do. Go to the bathroom, take off your pants and underwear and clean yourself up. Discard your underwear, which hopefully contained the majority of your shit. Again, depends on consistency.
If all else fails, order some alcohol and spill it on your pants. You would then at least smell like booze instead of shit. At worst, you would smell like a drunk who shat himself and you can blame it on the booze.
I like it. To add, I'd just suggest getting blackout drunk as fast as possible and forgetting the whole thing ever happened!
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Yo
Originally posted by Jackrabbitpsych
Yup that she does…has been in that field mutiple years…sorry we are friends.
Sorry tech lol. Answering for you and shit
No probs sis. It’s been 33 years in the field. I’ll always be on technologies cutting edge. Hell I’ve been doing this before these young uns were born.
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I will reply to this post in an hour when the screen finishes loading
oh shit I just got a phone call
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Hello NIS,
I’d say its been 8 or 9 years since the last time I rammed a stick of butter up my ass while jerking off and fingering my asshole. I did it because it felt really good but that’s not the point of this story. I want to tell you of the events proceeding this fateful masturbation.
I’m sitting there watching The Fresh Prince of Bel Air and around 15 minutes go by and I feel a sticky wetness on my ass cheeks and ballsack. This is when I realized that the butter I had shoved up my asshole had melted and leaked out onto my couch and it had a very distinct putrid stench to it. It had mixed with my shit to create something far worse than shit. It was probably the worst thing I’ve smelt in all my life. It actually smelt many times worse than the time I had stuck a pickle up my asshole and forgot about until the morning after.
While standing there taking in this wonderfully putrid smell I realize that I cannot be the only one to smell this. So I walked quickly upstairs with my ass cheeks clenched not wanting to spill a drop of my shit butter. I pull out from my sock drawer a heavy woolen sock and unload the contents of my asshole into it. I thought the smell was bad before. I now had the urge to do a barrel roll out my window to escape the horrid odor. I quickly tied the top of the sock and left my house.
As I walked down the street a brownish-yellow liquid slowly dripped from the bottom of the sock. The neighborhood kids became very curious as to what was going on and as they approached they caught a whiff of the putrid smell emanating from the sock. This is when Joanna, my neighbors 13 year old daughter vomited what looked like a freshly eaten peanut butter and jelly sandwich all over the street. I nearly came in my pants at that moment. I had the sickest hard on. In fact the only thing keeping me from raping Joanna while she lay in a pool of her own vomit was my sock full of shit butter. I knew I had something to do and I was damn sure going to do it. I kept walking.
I finally made it to my local grocery store. An epic journey it had been. Every asshole in the vicinity could smell the putrid odor but nobody knew where it came from. I can still hear them in my mind. “What the fuck is that smell.” “This smell is so bad I think I am going to kill myself with a hammer” one man said. I even saw a fellow depraved maniac in the corner of my eye. I could tell because he had the same smile that I did. He was laughing with the same glee. I’m sure he’s raped a severely mentally challenged child in his lifetime. I know I have.
That’s when I saw him. The old nigger who sat in front of shoprite saying hello to every asshole strolling by. I fucking hated this man. I couldn’t tell you why. I just hated him. He could smell my shit butter. I could tell because he was gasping for air. I quickly approached him thinking “this will be the greatest day of my life. Nothing could stop me now.” This is when I felt a sudden burst. I realized later that I had shot a load off in my pants right at that moment.
I was arms length from the nigger now. I clenched the sock tight with both hands and swung it at the niggers face with all my might. I hit him in the cheek with such force that the brownish-liquid had sprayed out all over his face. He immediately threw up. I sat back laughing as he washed out his eyes with bottled water. He asked “why?” and I responded by dumping the rest of the socks contents on his head. Truly, I did it for the lulz.
While everybody was distracted I walked into shoprite and quickly shoved as many apples as I could up my ass. It was 4. I left shoprite with the most satisfaction I have ever felt in my life. I remember thinking “wow, I’m such a great person, I get 4 free apples, and I get to go home and jerk off to CP.”
When I think back on that day, I can always remember how sweet those apples tasted. Nothing sweeter.
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Why does he have cottage cheese in his vagina?
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Yes well you seem like a mentally impaired homosexual nigger
I guess that’s JUST THE WAY THE COOKIE CRUMBLES EMIRATE GUYS
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Windows 10 is better than Windows 8.
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kroz
weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
Originally posted by mikeyagain
Eh, don't get your feelers hurt..
Dad-BOD
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