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Posts That Were Thanked by Grimace

  1. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    β€œIn early youth, as we contemplate our coming life, we are like children in a theatre before the curtain is raised, sitting there in high spirits and eagerly waiting for the play to begin. It is a blessing that we do not know what is really going to happen. Could we foresee it, there are times when children might seem like innocent prisoners, condemned, not to death, but to life, and as yet all unconscious of what their sentence means.”

    ― Arthur Schopenhauer, Studies in Pessimism: The Essays
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  2. benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by Grimace What about you?

    it has.

    when i first joined, my english was about 3rd grade english,

    now im using 8th grade english.

    yay.
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  3. benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by mmQ It's just hard for me to understand the mind that can actually go through with that. These people are laughing, filming. Surely some of them have kids of their own, I mean… what the fuck. I just don't understand how a group of people could all allow it,

    what part of evolution and hereditary traits that you do not understand ???

    their ancestors do live human sacrifices by ripping their hearts out and eat it or something. these ''skill sets'' dont just disappear becos some white men came and miscegenated with them.

    these bestial instinct lays dormant in all of them, deep in their minds until such a time violences are required.
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  4. benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by infinityshock ive posted several times that im working on it…i have a busy schedule.

    *select front facing camera*

    *touch the touch button on the touch screen*

    *crop*

    *upload*

    *copy upload link*

    *apply img tag to upload link*

    your done, assuming each step will take one minute, it can still be done in less than 10 minutes.

    is there a reason it took longer than this, like are you trying to fatten up or slim down to an ideal shape you would like us to see you in ???? grow some hairs / beard / mustaches maybe ???
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  5. Originally posted by Grimace Hahaha! I know what you mean. I have been there several times, I relied on my appearance and MILKED IT to intimidate as much as possible. Probably bluffed my way out of several ass-kickings.

    I also enjoy making people afraid of me. To physically threaten them and make then afraid, such an awesome feeling. That level of dominance and power. Sometimes, when it gets me in trouble, I use that dominance and powerful persona to bluff my way out of a situation where I know I'd lose. I can hold my own, but sometimes, you just know when you're "out-gunned".

    I did not repress my childhood, so I have an open book of memories. Strange.

    This isn't much of a story, but I'll always remember it since it was like the only time I felt that power feeling without having to go into angry psychotic mode. I was on a date with a girl (this was years ago), and found an opportunity to prove my masculinity to her. We were in a mcdonalds parking lot, and there was a group of teenagers two parks over, and one of them said something snarky to me. I replied "fuck did you just say?", and opened the door, and started to get out. The girl grabbed me and pulled me back in, begging me not to do anything (which I was hoping she would do haha), but I'll never forget the reaction of the teenagers when I opened the door. They immediately stopped laughing/goofing around. They were scared because they realized they were dealing with a possible psycho, even though they outnumbered me. Again, I would've done nothing, and was banking everything on the girl pulling me back into the car lol.

    It feels so good to be dominant. I'm thinking back to so many examples in my life where I've made people cower, and wonder why I can't be like that all the time. But I guess I can? If my stories are helping me learn anything, it really does just come down to confidence.
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  6. Has it been worth it posting on Zoklet and other totse spinoffs for the past 9 years?
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  7. Originally posted by Grimace so she did't look like a literal bag of shit.

    literally laughed out loud at that
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  8. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    she just waited in his closet for 8 hours?
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  9. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Robb Zombbie
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  10. Vizier Tuskegee Airman [spic of the devil]
    http://www.bestgore.com/beheading/police-torture-beheading-son-flay-alive-guerrero-mexico/

    Just carpet bomb this place with nuclear bombs already. My body is ready to be baptised by 450,000 degrees flames.
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  11. Originally posted by RestStop I like /nosleep and /Stims but then again I'm a meth head who likes creepy stories.

    Stims is comfy as fuck. I've never read a no sleep story that was actually creepy though. Redditors have such shit taste.
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  12. Originally posted by -SpectraL lol

    since when do you say lol
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  13. im unorthadox, yeah? i dont live by "the rules"

    live fast, die young? sure, live fast... live too bloody fast sometimes but die young? DIE OLD.

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  14. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    By the way... Bill Krozby also called Lanny fat. Cooincidence??

    lol
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  15. thanks!!!
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  16. > Panny talking about Lanny banning unfairly

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  17. Listen you FUCKERS in advance: all you fuckin' fuckers ready to make fun of me

    JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP

    YOU DONT KNOW ME

    TRY WALKING A MILE IN MFUCKING SHOES BEFORE YOU SAY I HAVE AUTISM, YOU FUCKIN PAKI FAGGOT

    ALRIGHT NOW DOWN TO BRASS TAX:

    that party was FUCKIN.,..


    well it was okay actually.

    but no girls paid any attention to me really. :( only married, unsexual chicks talked to me, and some stupid cunt kinda talked to me I guess, but she came with her byofriend,.

    oh god i am SO fucking wasted.

    uh what else happened.

    oh there was a really hot guy there and he GOT COMPLETELY NAKED, LIKE DOWN TO COMPLETE NUDITY AND ALL THE GIRLS WERE LIKE "WOOOO! OMFG" and ill tell you, it certainly made me feel like an ugly idiot.

    anyway uh yeah.

    so it was okay. not completely bad, but not good.

    i wish I was either rich or handsome. :(
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  18. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by Grimace You shitposted/posted every time a thought entered your mind/posted for the sake of boosting your post count.

    I think if Lanny disabled the feature that allowed users to view their own post count, shallow fuckers such as yourself would stop making such a big deal about post count and perhaps the quality of what was posted might improve. Back on totse, it was displayed with every post like a badge of honor, so some fuckers used that as a reason to post a shitload of garbage. I can't recall anyone with sincerity that thought, "I need to boost my post count, better post an assload of legit, quality threads and replies full of information!"

    URINATE ALL OVER MY BARE CHEST, IN THE TUB.
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  19. Originally posted by Grimace Why doesn't anyone just "smoke weed" anymore? Like, no one "smokes joints" or "smokes bowls". They smoke "dabs" and "wax" and all this fancy shit. I guess it's a "back in my day!" post. :(

    I do. Wax and dabs and shit are too high tech. Smoke the green, straaaaaight up.
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  20. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    1. what is a navi
    2. 50mbps is a wireless standard, don't use wireless if at all possible
    3. if you need to use wireless (ie. you're hard gay) you need to use a faster wireless standard, 802.11N or AC
    4. 50 megaBITS per second equates to around 6 megaBYTES per second - 8 bits to a byte
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