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why the fuck do people write these stupid ass intros that just take up space

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    One of my pepper plants leaves is curling downward so I did a google search to see what was wrong with it and this page turns up:

    https://www.gardeningknowhow.com/edible/vegetables/pepper/curling-leaves-on-peppers.htm

    It's obviously a site about gardening, and the headline at the top of the page in big colored letters says "Curling Leaves On Peppers: What To Do For Pepper Plants With Leaf Curl"

    Then I start reading:

    Peppers add heat and a huge range of colors to the vegetable garden, but like their cousins the tomatoes, they can be finicky about growing conditions and sensitive to pest damage. Pepper leaf curl is a common symptom in peppers, as it is in tomato plants. Let’s learn more about leaf curl on pepper plants.

    I KNOW WHAT PEPPERS DO. THAT'S WHY I'M GROWING THEM. DID YOU REALLY NEED TO INCLUDE THAT INFORMATION YOU FUCKING STUPID CUNT? AND THEN YOU TELL ME THAT PEPPER LEAVES CURL, REALLY? THAT'S WHY I'M FUCKING HERE IN THE FIRST PLACE YOU STUPID BITCH. TO LEARN ABOUT PEPPER LEAVES CURLING. FUCK I HATE YOU!

    FUCK OFF YOU WORTHLESS CUNT
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    I hate reading informative books, where the first couple of chapters is just gay ass, worthless background information. GET TO THE MEAT. JUST TELL ME THE INFO.
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    RisiR † 29 Autism
    Hey guys, ever heard of Adderall?
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    I've noticed this too, a bunch of times.

    I think it's because that's what they were taught in school how essays should be written.

    Just one of the many manifestations of our broken modern education system
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    Originally posted by Fox Paws I've noticed this too, a bunch of times.

    I think it's because that's what they were taught in school how essays should be written.

    Just one of the many manifestations of our broken modern education system

    And what's the deeal with abstracts? If we know what the article will be about from the abstract, then why do we need the introduction? Hasn't it already been introduced far better than an "introduction" ever could?

    Articles should only have abstracts, and conclusions. MAYBE a graph or two, time pending.
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    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Sells more ads if it's multi-page.

    Otherwise it was probably a freelance writer that's paid for a word count.
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    they're likely automatically generated based on wiki or similar
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    xal0g1c Yung Blood
    what is , fuck
  9. #9
    Originally posted by xal0g1c what is , fuck

    solid first post
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  10. #10
    Originally posted by xal0g1c what is , fuck

    It's when you put your dick in a vagina and rapidly thrust your pelvis
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    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by Enter And what's the deeal with abstracts? If we know what the article will be about from the abstract, then why do we need the introduction? Hasn't it already been introduced far better than an "introduction" ever could?

    Articles should only have abstracts, and conclusions. MAYBE a graph or two, time pending.

    An abstract should briefly describe the work being reported. The introduction generally explores the domain background and the problem the work being reported is trying to solve.
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    Originally posted by Lanny An abstract should briefly describe the work being reported. The introduction generally explores the domain background and the problem the work being reported is trying to solve.

    lol did you see the website in question?
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    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by Fox Paws I've noticed this too, a bunch of times.

    I think it's because that's what they were taught in school how essays should be written.

    Just one of the many manifestations of our broken modern education system

    no, its hired geeks that were paid by the length of their content.

    not informational value.
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    Originally posted by Lanny Sells more ads if it's multi-page.

    Otherwise it was probably a freelance writer that's paid for a word count.

    Lol this too. I used to do this shit on textbroker all the time, putting in a bunch of on-topic filler bullshit to get paid more
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    Originally posted by Fox Paws Lol this too. I used to do this shit on textbroker all the time, putting in a bunch of on-topic filler bullshit to get paid more

    Have you been able to make any decent money from that?
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    Originally posted by greenplastic Have you been able to make any decent money from that?

    I used to make something like $200 a month. Every little bit helped at the time when I was making minimum wage in one of the most expensive cities in the world.

    Nowadays I wouldn’t bother
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    Originally posted by Fox Paws I used to make something like $200 a month. Every little bit helped at the time when I was making minimum wage in one of the most expensive cities in the world.

    Nowadays I wouldn’t bother

    well you also said you make like 120k now which is a lot more than i do currently

    how much time did you put in?
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    Originally posted by greenplastic well you also said you make like 120k now which is a lot more than i do currently

    how much time did you put in?

    I would do it mostly while I was working my other job. Usually about 1 hour a day, five days a week, max 2 hours a day. So it probably averaged out to something like 7$ per hour worked. Minimum wage was $10
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    Originally posted by Fox Paws I would do it mostly while I was working my other job. Usually about 1 hour a day, five days a week, max 2 hours a day. So it probably averaged out to something like 7$ per hour worked. Minimum wage was $10

    oh, yea, fuck that, i can go work at a cafe and make 3x that
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    Originally posted by greenplastic oh, yea, fuck that, i can go work at a cafe and make 3x that

    Yeah the only reason I did it was basically to maximize my down time during my real job. So instead of sitting around doing nothing for $10 an hour, I would be writing as well, effectively making $17-18 for that hour.

    I would also study a lot at work, although I didn’t end up finishing college anyways
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