User Controls

  1. 1
  2. 2
  3. 3
  4. ...
  5. 25
  6. 26
  7. 27
  8. 28
  9. 29
  10. 30
  11. ...
  12. 45
  13. 46
  14. 47
  15. 48

Posts That Were Thanked by Grimace

  1. Enterita African Astronaut
    IF YOU HAVE TO ASK, YOU'RE A FUCKING DRUG ADDICT, YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT.

    YOU LITERALLY POSTED ON A WEBSITE FOR HOOKING UP WITH SLAGS FROM THE FUCKING INTERNET.

    LMAO.

    YOU FUCKING DISEASE-RIDDEN, DRUG-ADDICTED, FUCKING LOSER



    YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL, YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT. YOU FUCKING WORTHLESS, PATHETIC PIECE OF SHIT.

    LEAVE THIS FUCKING SITE, DATING HOTEL COCKSUCKER.

    AND FUCK A CHICK UNDER 150 POUNDS YOU FUCKING LOSER.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  2. My keyboard knowledge is clearly lacking. right now i'm using a 10 dollar keyboard because I ripped my old one to shreds one day while I was tweaking. It was dirty as fuck anyways and I had already planned on getting a new one so I just said fuck it and bought one on amazon and went to town.

    Anyways I think there are a lot of sexy looking keyboards on amazon but they get pretty expensive. Now I can't find them. There was one with like lego colors though that was dank.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  3. Enterita African Astronaut
    Hey guys. ^_^ Enter here, using one of my old troll accounts to post since I TSTM'd.

    This is actually me, proving it the way I did the first time I started posting here, by saying so on the site I used to host my comics:

    http://enterlol.webs.com/thisisenter.htm

    Just wanted to give an update on my life, since I realized I was close with a lot of people on here.

    Well, I decided to give women a chance recently. :P Aaaaand...

    oh my god, I can't believe I'm actually finally saying this, but...

    I GOT A GIRLFRIEND! Like, in real life! We went on dates and kissed (and more! :P LOL) and everything! ^_^

    So yeah, I learned that women actually CAN like me, and I started to realize that maybe they're not all bad.

    :P

    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  4. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    seriously could you imagine the thought that you'd never ever taste a nice juicy steak, some tasty chicken or some delicious bacon ever again? fuck that shit.



    .
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  5. Originally posted by Lanny I do have a laptop, but laptop keyboards suck. Like if I need to write a quick email or something then sure, I'll just use my laptops builtin keyboard. But sometimes I have to go to different offices for work, or have an hour between classes in the library or something so then it's nice to have a better keyboard with me.

    Chiclet keyboards make me want to kill myself.

    I have old ThinkPad T43 from 2004 somewhere in storage which had these gorgeous, clicky, premium keys that gave lots of feedback and tactile guidance.

    But now everything is chiclet keys, and it offers zero tactile guidance, shit feedback and I make extra letter typos all the time. Smh.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  6. Hey ladies I'm just a regular down home country boy. I like haystacks, barn doors and fenceposts. I'm roughly 30 years old but look 5 years younger. I never tell the truth about my age when I cannot be immediately called out on it.

    I'm 200lbs and 5 11. I look like I'm in good shape but I actually suffer chronic pain that causes me to think negatively about a lot of things. I'm aesthetically attractive pretty much objectively by North American societal standards.

    I've spent the vast majority of my adult life in and out of the legal system, mostly for drug trafficking related charges. I've been sentenced to over 7 years in prison altogether. Don't you wish we could snuggle in an 8x12 together?

    I am pretty sweet but will lie to you about other girls since I discovered that's the best way to be. I will listen to your bullshit but will be brutally honest when necessary. I am down for doing liek whatever liek all the time I no I'm spool randuuuuuum liek lady sovereign. I can sing along to gay pop songs to endear you to me. I have numerous tattoos and friends who are both good and terrible influences. My life is kinda dictated by the legal system for the next few months but after that I will likely be a media mogul buying up dead websites to integrate them all into one graveplot. I am seeking a woman who is likely a head case with black hair, glasses and a nice bum as that us my type. I've never hit a woman in my life except kinda accidentally once. I like girls who like me so that's your best avenue to take. Ok thanks I'm like so not good at this hahahalolhahahalolhahahlolhahalol
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  7. Originally posted by Ghost They piss me off.

    When I was 14 my mom used to be a hardcore alcoholic and come into my room and rip all the posters off my wall and destroy my displays.

    I punched her in the face and slashed her with a knife once when she grabbed me by the hair when she was drunk raging. That made her quit booze for good because I ran away for a week after I did it.

    That's even funnier. Were your posters "gay" by your mom's standards? Did she grab you by the hair because it was long and girly? Did you know real men don't run away? Does your mom give you titty twisters and Indian burns?
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Let's start an internet garage band called WILD LITTLE HOMOS and just have lots of gay sex without ever writing a song or playing a note. Mmmmmmmmm?k??
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  9. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    inb4 her boyfriend pegs you again
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Role play where you're both barely functioning retards trying to do "the sex stuffs" for the first time ever. Make it as awkward as possible like biting noses and trying to jam your soft cock into her belly button.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    That's the wrong bus don't get on.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  13. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Ghost Cumming on benzos is weird

    eating them afterwards is weirder


    does anyone else play autism simulator/factorio? I just picked it up again
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  14. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    PS. /boot configuration is different for EFI and MBR, MBR is the legacy standard and I generally just use that, not sure of extra steps to get EFI working. You may need to turn on 'legacy boot' or something in BIOS for MBR boot to work properly depending on how new your machine is.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  15. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Grimace Soph, send me the whole lot, m8. Swear on me mum.

    I gotchu. Gimme a sec.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  16. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    no way

    I can't in good conscience give it away

    you might die
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  17. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    on topic: the usual tramadol

    also found a strip of melatonin, but it's never done much for me even in terms of sleep
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  18. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Lanny perma-banned his account. Sentenced to 9 years. Now we have no one who will penetrate your ass so deep your mouth will open like a foot-controlled garbage can lid. A sad day in Totse history.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  19. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Grimace EVERYONE IS MAKING EVERYTHING UP! EVERYTHING EVERYONE HAS EVER SAID IN THE HISTORY OF TIME WAS MADE UP. HISTORY IS MADE UP! TIME IS MADE UP! I MADE UP MAKING THINGS UP FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  20. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Grimace Or a DEMON!


    goddamnit did someone put a mirror in the river again
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  1. 1
  2. 2
  3. 3
  4. ...
  5. 25
  6. 26
  7. 27
  8. 28
  9. 29
  10. 30
  11. ...
  12. 45
  13. 46
  14. 47
  15. 48
Jump to Top