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2018-03-04 at 3:25 AM UTC in All women are vicious cunts who are just out to get me.
Originally posted by Grimace I was in the grocery store earlier and after gathering my supplies, was ready to check out. All of the check out registers were full and a long line in each of them, so I opted for the self-checkout like I usually do. I get to the self-checkout area and see that it, too, was all full and a line of people forming.
I patiently got in line with the rest of the people, waiting for an open register so I could check out my shit, pay for it, and leave. Suddenly, this OLD FUCKING BITCH slithers in front of me and acts like nothing was wrong. She wouldn't even turn back around to look at me. SHE WOULDN'T EVEN FUCKING LOOK BACK AT ME AFTER SHE CUT IN LINE IN FRONT OF ME. THAT FUCKING BITCH.
She was holding a bag of oranges and I bore a hole in the back of her head with PURE FUCKING RAGE and thought to myself, "YOU BITCH. YOU OLD FUCKING BITCH. HOW FUCKING DARE YOU, YOU ENTITLED OLD CUNT!". I daydreamed about snatching the bag of oranges out of her boney fingers and BEATING HER TO DEATH WITH IT.
At that moment, TWO registers opened up and she went to one and I went to the other. I was seething with rage, Enter. Fucking old bitch. FUCK her. I hope a car CUTS IN FRONT OF HER and she swerves off the road STRAIGHT INTO A DITCH where she will be EJECTED through the windshield and splatter all over the hood of her car!
The last time I went to the grocery store, I was teetering on whether to buy healthy food or junk food. I decided to buy one of each. Some sunflower seeds, and some marshmallow candy.
When I was putting it through the self-checkout, one of the girls working there ran up to me and said, "oh my god, you got those marshmallow things? I love those!"
It doesn't seem like much and this is bordering on paranoia, but she undeniably purposely went out of her way to say how good the junk food was, since she wanted me to keep eating that so I kill myself with it. Might be a coincidence, but it's just a perfect example of the little things women do to me since they hate me.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-03-03 at 8:09 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
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2018-03-03 at 6:48 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
Originally posted by MAL Oh no. :( I take it back. I like cats. Malice, I’m sorry I hope you get help, but I can’t be a listening ear.
CUNT.
VICIOUS CUNT.
DIDN'T EVEN NEED PROOF THAT HE FUCKED A CAT (WHICH HE DIDN'T, IT WAS A TROLL).
SHE WAS JUST LOOKING FOR AN OUT TO NOT HAVE TO LISTEN.
HORRIFIC CUNT. BURN IN THE FIRES.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-03-03 at 3:27 AM UTC in Saw a Doggo at the StoreThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-03-03 at 3:21 AM UTC in Saw a Doggo at the Store
Originally posted by MAL Haha gross. 0 times, BRICK BRICK.
YOU REFEREED TO IT AS A "HE"!
When they teach you English overseas, they say that animals are to be refereed to as "it", because the church deemed they have no souls. And then here you are, going against god, referring to a dog as a human male, complementing it on its (in your view) arousing looks.
Why do you lie to me like this?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-02-28 at 1:27 PM UTC in It's Indian DayIt's Indian day again. Thank god. Another weekend of Grimace draws nigh..The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-02-27 at 12:54 PM UTC in I can't actually think of the last time a girl treated me bad...The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-02-27 at 7:59 AM UTC in §m£ÂgØL deleted his account again.Something to do with hydro most likelyThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-02-25 at 4:40 PM UTC in I had a nightmare about zombies.Nah, I don't really get scared in my nightmares either really. :/The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-02-25 at 4:35 PM UTC in Ever get sad thinking back to stuff from RIGHT before you became a teen?Ireland was really different back before I was a teen. The whole country changed massively in the late 90s/early 00s. It's like a different place now.
My childhood was a lot like you probably think when you think of a corny conception of Ireland, saving hay by hand, working with little tractors, fair days, going to church, going to the North and seeing the soldiers on the streets, the whole lot.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-02-25 at 2:06 PM UTC in DNS failover to Newtotselol spectral is confusing operating systems with browsersThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-02-25 at 1:36 PM UTC in Ever get sad thinking back to stuff from RIGHT before you became a teen?i remember about 10 we had a family xmas or new year party at my aunts. i stole a couple of beers and the next thing i knew i was rushing to my aunts bathroom but ended up throwing up a nasty mix of beer and chocolate cake all across her bathroom, literally everywhere but in the toilet bowl. lmao.
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2018-02-25 at 1:15 PM UTC in Ever get sad thinking back to stuff from RIGHT before you became a teen?yeah 11 was a good year for me, had my first fuck and my first cigarette. prolly did my first a lot of things but they're the ones that stood out.
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2018-02-25 at 1:13 PM UTC in Ever get sad thinking back to stuff from RIGHT before you became a teen?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-02-25 at 1:05 PM UTC in DNS failover to NewtotseThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-02-25 at 12:44 PM UTC in How often do you get inane private messages from schizos on this site?I get unsolicited pics of member's dicks constantly. For some strange reason, they all want to show me their dicks. Why? I have no idea.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-02-25 at 12:18 PM UTC in BRiCK sleepyBRiCK sleepy
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2018-02-25 at 11:47 AM UTC in What’s your most fucked up sexual fantasyFirst, I find her father, and cut off his skin (face and upper body). Then I place it on myself as a mask.
Then I rape her while dressed as her dad, while chanting:
I'm the one who brings the Christmas candy.
Now tell me, who's your daddy?
I'm the one who brings the devil's brandy.
Who's your daddy?
I'm the one who beats you when you're bad.
Who's your daddy? Who's your daddy?
And I'm the one who loves ya when you're FUCKING DEAD.
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2018-02-25 at 10:14 AM UTC in For realz, how the fuck do creatures like this exist?Proof of the Creator's existence is embedded into the very creation we see and experience all around us, in such a way that it is undeniable and inexcusable.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-02-24 at 2:44 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.You guys are so mean.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
