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  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Technologist Well if that’s the case, I’ll stick with my stupidity!

    You don't have a choice anyway.
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  2. RisiR † 29 Autism
    I hope you swallow your tongue and choke to death taking a nap.

    Sweet dreams.
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  3. RisiR † 29 Autism
    40 isn't young. You should have accepted nature and died in grace.
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  4. RisiR † 29 Autism
    When I was 12-16 or something I could not close my eyes without the visuals of severe torture and mutiliation. Absolutely horrifying stuff. I still get it from time to time but it doesn't bother me as much.

    I remember one time I said fuck it and just let it take over and I was shown what pure horror is. It was like a sight-seeing tour through hell. It was liberating but I also feel like a part of my soul died during the trip.
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  5. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    This is a forum about being an intellectual philosophers. About how to configure your LINUX and build a fucking quadcopter drone out of old electric toothburshes and rubberbands, about the best way to qualify for NEETBUX and exploring the unknown depths of the human mind with near-lethal doses of bathsalts. Not this PETTY FUCKING STUPID WHINY DH SHIT. This forum stands for something damnit and i'll be damned if a bunch of normie idiotos from DATE HOOKUP are going to out-breed us! "Hurr what did you do this weekend? Oh I went to the beach and oh I went on a fucking cool trip OHHH YEAHH BLAHH BLAHH I BOUGHT A BOXSET OF THE BIG BANG THEORY AND MY HUBBY AND MY SIS AND MY SON BLAHHHHHFUCKING BLAHHH"

    WE HAVE NO RESPECT FOR ANY HUMAN BEING ESPECIALLY NOT YOU AND ULTRAESPECIALLY NOT OURSELVES EHEHEHEHHE

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  6. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
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  7. Glokula's Homabla African Astronaut
    I just wanna suck some toes!
    I just wanna punch some hoes!
    Yeeeeeeaaaahhh!
    PUNCH THAT MOTHER GOOD!
    Put her in a coma!
    Starbucks aroma!
    ON THOSE FEET TASTE SO GOOD!
    My momma's crying bleeding out
    This coffee needs some creamer, no doubt
    Toe flora while he ignores ya
    Pumpkin spice made her burn her rice


    this is the copypasta reply for any lsd post
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  8. HTS highlight reel
    Nothing says punk like "recreational vehicle".

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  9. RestStop Space Nigga
    1988 - 2015 SHIT!

    2016- 2018 METH ORGASM!

    I'ma ball on these whores nigga fuck a feel!
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  10. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    2018 was the year i drank ~200 gallons of beer and was a faggot on NIS 18hrs+ /day
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  11. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Imagine you take your daughter camping and you end of having sex with her in the tent that night and a storm came in and lightning came thru the tent and while you were having sex and the lightning melted your dick skin to her vagina and you were stuck together and then bear came in the tent and mauled your daughters face and she died and when the police found you with your dead daughter attached to your dick skin. You'd have a lot of explaining to do.
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  12. RisiR † 29 Autism
    He will then derive sick pleasure from singeling you out, humiliating and ridiculing you all over the internet and even in real life.

    Well, guess what, buddy, we aren't crazy and we certainly don't act. BITCH. We just see through your bullshit from miles away.

    You might be able to systematically destroy Totse2k1's life and you most definitely will but you can't get all of us. CUNT.
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  13. RestStop Space Nigga
    Dying your hair black do be fly tho'.
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  14. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Blacked out on Xanax and booze, literally just made it back to a friend's house when a cop rolls by and I decided to wave from the driveway to seem less suspicious.

    Cop decides to pull up right to me and see what I'm doing when I explain I'm just going inside for the night all slurred. He GAYLY sits me in the cop car with the door open and I jump out and am immediately tackled and faceplanted. I may have called him a bitch ass nigga or something as well.

    Ended up getting a resisting charge along with a PI.
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  15. Enterita African Astronaut
    You eating out hydros gnarly pussy, while being fucked in the ass by her husband.
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  16. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I too was stung one singular time, on the high seas of Clearwater Beach, one dark and dreary night. We merry band of travelers consuming spirits and fine fruits, made way to the oceanside, the tides unusually high amidst a nearby hurricane.

    Upon a likely excessive amount of responsible ale consumption, we came in agreement and sought the company of the stirring sea and the pounding waves.

    Plunging into the dark abyss we became shadow-like ragdolls being tossed about, not much unlike a jellyfish; the waves towering above us like Death himself.

    Alas, a felt the peculiar sting upon my thigh of what resembled several babby mosquitos, and looked down to catch but the briefest glimpse of a human sized jellyfish.

    In my intoxicated state I laughed heartily and carried on thrashing about in the whirling waters until eventually retiring back upon dry land.

    Upon inspection of my upper leggal region I discovered an abnormally massive rash of red blotches and pus-like fluids embedded within it.

    After a brief conference we concluded it twas but nothing of concern and ventured home.

    Got my leg amputated a week later, good fuckin friends I got huh.
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  17. Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
    Setting the entire town on fire is the only logical solution.

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  18. That’s because you’re a fucking idiot.
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  19. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    It's a town of 250 people. 100 kidnappers. 100 kids. 50 single moms who are also the police force.
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  20. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    that moment when ur internet gf becomes lanny and tries to cuck you over some BS
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