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The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
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2018-06-16 at 10:44 PM UTC
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2018-06-16 at 11:51 PM UTC
Originally posted by yum Fuck that's funny sounds like you have decent parents
They piss me off.
When I was 14 my mom used to be a hardcore alcoholic and come into my room and rip all the posters off my wall and destroy my displays.
I punched her in the face and slashed her with a knife once when she grabbed me by the hair when she was drunk raging. That made her quit booze for good because I ran away for a week after I did it. -
2018-06-16 at 11:53 PM UTCOur moms sound similar lol
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2018-06-16 at 11:54 PM UTC
Originally posted by Ghost They piss me off.
When I was 14 my mom used to be a hardcore alcoholic and come into my room and rip all the posters off my wall and destroy my displays.
I punched her in the face and slashed her with a knife once when she grabbed me by the hair when she was drunk raging. That made her quit booze for good because I ran away for a week after I did it.
That's even funnier. Were your posters "gay" by your mom's standards? Did she grab you by the hair because it was long and girly? Did you know real men don't run away? Does your mom give you titty twisters and Indian burns? -
2018-06-17 at 7 AM UTC
Originally posted by Ghost They piss me off.
When I was 14 my mom used to be a hardcore alcoholic and come into my room and rip all the posters off my wall and destroy my displays.
I punched her in the face and slashed her with a knife once when she grabbed me by the hair when she was drunk raging. That made her quit booze for good because I ran away for a week after I did it.
sorry what ??
how the fuck can you do that to your own mother? you're officially worse than LSD.
and how many times have you agged him over the coffee incident? yet you're 10x worse.
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2018-06-17 at 7:30 AM UTCPpl are dumb.
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2018-06-17 at 4:27 PM UTC
Originally posted by NARCassist how the fuck can you do that to your own mother? you're officially worse than LSD.
and how many times have you agged him over the coffee incident? yet you're 10x worse.
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I don't know who any of these people are
Originally posted by yum That's even funnier. Were your posters "gay" by your mom's standards? Did she grab you by the hair because it was long and girly? Did you know real men don't run away? Does your mom give you titty twisters and Indian burns?
My mom has always been a bitch, she used to break into my house and steal money from my bedroom, she sold my TV and Xbox for crack once.
I don't expect any of you affluent suburban coddled upper class faggots to understand anything besides your privileged normie lives though -
2018-06-17 at 9:16 PM UTC
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2018-06-17 at 10:13 PM UTCMy grandma used to buy crack from me and sucked me off when she didn't have any cash.
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2018-06-17 at 10:26 PM UTC
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2018-06-17 at 10:29 PM UTC
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2018-06-17 at 11:12 PM UTCDrrrrrruuuuunc
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2018-06-17 at 11:12 PM UTCDruncan trussel
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2018-06-17 at 11:12 PM UTCGot my Zdnm THC vapesntlll yeeeee
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2018-06-18 at 3:50 AM UTCRinsed out my bottle that once held a 5mg/mL solution of 3-HO-PCP with a couple mL of water and boofed it, actually got high
#lifehacksThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-06-18 at 3:53 AM UTC
Originally posted by WE SMOOTH Did you spend the whole night fapping? The difference between propylhexedrine and meth is that with propyl you must strategically put your balls between your legs to get your soft one to be strokable. With meth, your penis turns into a Machamp-like snake that dynamically flexes its abs to get its soft self into shape.
Yep, lol
Every time I do stimulants I think "alright, I'm not going to do that this time because I don't like the way I feel mentally after 12 hours of porn. I'm just going to play some games, clean up the place, maybe do some studying"
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2018-06-18 at 3:53 AM UTCMeth resin and weed resin.
Now I just need beer resin. -
2018-06-18 at 7:34 AM UTC
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2018-06-18 at 7:38 AM UTCjust put some solar panels in my yard boy power company gonna be paying me
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2018-06-18 at 7:58 AM UTC
