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  1. Originally posted by Ghost Because she kicks my door open at 6am to yell "BE A MAN" and make me miss work.

    Fuck that's funny sounds like you have decent parents
  2. Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by yum Fuck that's funny sounds like you have decent parents

    They piss me off.

    When I was 14 my mom used to be a hardcore alcoholic and come into my room and rip all the posters off my wall and destroy my displays.

    I punched her in the face and slashed her with a knife once when she grabbed me by the hair when she was drunk raging. That made her quit booze for good because I ran away for a week after I did it.
  3. Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
    Our moms sound similar lol
  4. Originally posted by Ghost They piss me off.

    When I was 14 my mom used to be a hardcore alcoholic and come into my room and rip all the posters off my wall and destroy my displays.

    I punched her in the face and slashed her with a knife once when she grabbed me by the hair when she was drunk raging. That made her quit booze for good because I ran away for a week after I did it.

    That's even funnier. Were your posters "gay" by your mom's standards? Did she grab you by the hair because it was long and girly? Did you know real men don't run away? Does your mom give you titty twisters and Indian burns?
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  5. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Ghost They piss me off.

    When I was 14 my mom used to be a hardcore alcoholic and come into my room and rip all the posters off my wall and destroy my displays.

    I punched her in the face and slashed her with a knife once when she grabbed me by the hair when she was drunk raging. That made her quit booze for good because I ran away for a week after I did it.

    sorry what ??

    how the fuck can you do that to your own mother? you're officially worse than LSD.

    and how many times have you agged him over the coffee incident? yet you're 10x worse.



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  6. DontTellEm Black Hole
    Ppl are dumb.
  7. Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by NARCassist how the fuck can you do that to your own mother? you're officially worse than LSD.

    and how many times have you agged him over the coffee incident? yet you're 10x worse.
    .

    I don't know who any of these people are

    Originally posted by yum That's even funnier. Were your posters "gay" by your mom's standards? Did she grab you by the hair because it was long and girly? Did you know real men don't run away? Does your mom give you titty twisters and Indian burns?

    My mom has always been a bitch, she used to break into my house and steal money from my bedroom, she sold my TV and Xbox for crack once.

    I don't expect any of you affluent suburban coddled upper class faggots to understand anything besides your privileged normie lives though
  8. Originally posted by Brain surgeon The fuck? Malice answer my question pls!

    Well I eventually figured it out myself. Gene Sprague was the dudes name....


    IS malice dead? Did he ever actually order his suicide kit?
  9. My grandma used to buy crack from me and sucked me off when she didn't have any cash.
  10. Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by Brain surgeon Well I eventually figured it out myself. Gene Sprague was the dudes name….


    IS malice dead? Did he ever actually order his suicide kit?

    Yeah he posted pics and drank it live on cam like 2 days ago
  11. Ensign Galm African Astronaut [specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]
    Originally posted by Ghost Yeah he posted pics and drank it live on cam like 2 days ago

    Don't believe this brainsurgeon. He posted the kit but never gave us the definitive proof he said he would, just a vague thread about a bus a few days ago
  12. Drrrrrruuuuunc
  13. Druncan trussel
  14. Got my Zdnm THC vapesntlll yeeeee
  15. stare rape African Astronaut (banned)
    Rinsed out my bottle that once held a 5mg/mL solution of 3-HO-PCP with a couple mL of water and boofed it, actually got high

    #lifehacks
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  16. stare rape African Astronaut (banned)
    Originally posted by WE SMOOTH Did you spend the whole night fapping? The difference between propylhexedrine and meth is that with propyl you must strategically put your balls between your legs to get your soft one to be strokable. With meth, your penis turns into a Machamp-like snake that dynamically flexes its abs to get its soft self into shape.

    Yep, lol

    Every time I do stimulants I think "alright, I'm not going to do that this time because I don't like the way I feel mentally after 12 hours of porn. I'm just going to play some games, clean up the place, maybe do some studying"

    But it never works.
  17. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Meth resin and weed resin.

    Now I just need beer resin.
  18. Originally posted by mmQ Meth resin and weed resin.

    Now I just need beer resin.

    Why don't u smoke da cock resin in Kik chat fam
  19. the pat-man Tuskegee Airman [overshadow that snuff-brown nestling]
    just put some solar panels in my yard boy power company gonna be paying me
  20. Originally posted by the pat-man just put some solar panels in my yard boy power company gonna be paying me

    Nice batmen I recently bought some land in Pakistan and I'm going to put lots of solar panels on the property plus batteries.

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