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Posts That Were Thanked by Grimace

  1. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    What is prank TV the show??? Good question, thats what I'm gonna telling you about today. prank TV the show is a big idea and it's such a big awesome deal that you can't really see it for waht it is just by reading about it, you have to actually make the show and see how viral and hilarious it is.

    for example - in one episode MIKE pretends to be a plumber and when someone calls him to replace the garbage disposal, he re-routes the drain into their SWIMMING POOL. buttfuckingly hairlarious.

    in another episode MIKE pretends to be a garage door business and when someone calls im to fix their door he bypasses the safety sensors and turns the door operator UP TO 100, making it smash into the ground at over 60 miles and hour.

    but at the end of the show the whole camera crew comes out and laughs they're ass off at the unsespecting victim to let em know it was all a big hoax
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  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Why do ladybugs have little spots?

    Why do some farts have no scent?

    Why does Taco Bell skimp out so bad on the meat to lettuce ratio?

    Who killed Jimmy Hoffa?

    How does a seal bounce a ball on their nose?

    How come I can legally fuck a 12 year old in some countries?

    Why isn't my dad back with the milk yet?

    When will the singularity take place?

    Should I wash my hands every time piss? Why?

    How often do you wear non matching socks?

    What's worse ebola, mad cow, or bird flu?

    Do you think there's any mummies that are waiting to actually be found and come back to life?

    Who wrote the book of love?
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  3. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Keep in mind that the OP is a little boy who some idiot named zok gave mod power to and who then went around the BBS waving his dick around like some attention-starved fool and banning decent members to show everyone how important he was. Keyword: was.

    "little boy"

    Clearly you've never seen Panny on TC. This "little boy" would woop your ass 6 ways from Sunday you wrinkled old piece of shit.
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  4. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    I'm a desktop sorta guy.
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  5. S6x African Astronaut
    Bad Brains - Pay to Cum

    Scorsese's black comedy from 1984. Great film. one of my faves

    Homage to "The Trial"

    Mohawk this guy

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  6. benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by Grimace Yes. That has been a thing here for quite awhile now. Every intersection has cameras that face you, to record your face and away from you to record your license plate number as you pass under. There is an escape, but you essentially have to completely abandon 21st century life and live in the woods.

    the woods too will be full of cameras set up by ''conservationists'' to track ''animals''.

    for ''researches'' purpose.
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  7. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    I guess it's what happens when someone who's not significantly damaged or interesting discovers meth
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  8. PrettyHateMachine African Astronaut
    I was just at frys and I asked this one coon whether or not they had any normal tvs without NSA spying equipment built in and the nog was like "We don't have any tvs without cameras" ...
    First off, why in the FUCK would a tv have a camera in the first place and secondly why isn't there any option to buy one without?
    It is literally bullshit that there wouldn't be options for people, this points to a concentrated effort to get people in on this against their own will.
    The only use I could see for this is that normies are so brain-dead and lazy that instead of spending a couple minutes looking through their jediflix for some jedi propaganda on their own, they need a camera to register their face then poke through their beast system profile to determine what they should spoon feed the user, other than that there would be absolute no reason for a tv to have a camera built in.
    This is fucking bullshit to the highest degree.
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  9. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    I put this together last night when I realised lunix acpi didn't recognise my laptop's 'disable trackpad' shortcut (fn+F9) - it uses xinput to detect the device ID and status to enable/disable it. I have it attached to an openbox keybind. Nothing complicated, thought it might be useful to someone else though.


    #!/bin/bash

    # aldra 2018
    # using xinput, find the integrated trackpad and toggle it on/off

    deviceRaw=$(xinput --list|grep -i touchpad|grep -P -o "id=.*\t") # force perl regex as posix apparently doesn't escape tab to \t
    deviceClean=${deviceRaw//[!0-9]/} # retrieve numbers only
    deviceState=$(xinput list-props "$deviceClean" | grep -i enabled | grep -o "[01]$")

    if [ $deviceState == '1' ];then
    xinput --disable "$deviceClean"
    echo "Touchpad on $deviceClean disabled."
    else
    xinput --enable "$deviceClean"
    echo "Touchpad on $deviceClean enabled."
    fi


    I'm aware that there are cleaner ways to do the string manipulation. You can replace 'touchpad' in the deviceRaw line with whatever device you want (xinput --list for a list of them)
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  10. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    if I remember right Orbot has had some major issues in the past

    I wouldn't rely on tor on android/ios for the simple reason that these devices leak so much data normally that there's no way to be certain all traffic is being routed correctly
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  11. Manonfire African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Grimace I am a former heroin addict myself. IV heroin user, went to prison for heroin and cocaine possession and oxycodone with intent to distribute. I know about opiate addiction plenty. I went on to become an entrepreneur. I now own my own business and am quite successful in life. Just celebrated 10 years clean.

    Not every opiate addiction story ends with death.

    Im almost 2 weeks clean myself
    30s stole my soul
    I hope I can get it back
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  12. Rock_N_Rollover African Astronaut [my obsessively old-time raunch]
    A cat.
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  13. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    hydro just PMed me and confirmed shes dead
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  14. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    i never could imagine him as the capable guy type, he was too much of a dumb soppy cunt.



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  15. eBagger Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by benny vader betas fuck people over.

    none would want to go to an beta establishment to get fuck over with unless thier some kind of masochist.

    what people want are betas. a receptacle for fucks.

    Benny are you badmouthing my establishment?



    I'd sure hate for something to happen to yo shit under my supervision

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  16. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Quit your job. Open your own business. Force your old boss to close his business and come work for you.
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  17. Siouxsie_Q African Astronaut
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  18. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Grimace Holy fuck. You might know code, but you don't know how to speak to people digitally or in person, you fucking power-nerd. Your videos sound like a grainy, VHS quality version of a Linus Torvalds speech.

    lol POWER NERD
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  19. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    learn assembler fagot
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  20. stare rape African Astronaut (banned)
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