Posts by The Self Taught Man

1. 2017-02-10 at 1:27 PM UTC in How do you normally dress?
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   Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump T shirt and track pants usually
   
   

   
   
2. 2017-02-10 at 1:26 PM UTC in what is a derpadew
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3. 2017-02-10 at 1:24 PM UTC in How do you normally dress?
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   T shirt and track pants usually
   
   
4. 2017-02-10 at 1:22 PM UTC in Bling bling drove past me today
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   not this tinne.
5. 2017-02-10 at 12:23 PM UTC in How do you normally dress?
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   Originally posted by CEV

   
   Nice.
6. 2017-02-10 at 12:17 PM UTC in Bling bling drove past me today
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   He was in a blue corvette with a license plate that said "SVVEET"
   
   I'm not kidding.
7. 2017-02-10 at 12:10 PM UTC in How do you normally dress?
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   we should have a thread for 2017/late 2016 totse collage
8. 2017-02-10 at 12:06 PM UTC in How do you normally dress?
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9. 2017-02-10 at 11:59 AM UTC in what is a derpadew
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   Originally posted by -SpectraL No, this is a burka dew.

   
   Dammit
   
   Can't believe I just fucked that up
10. 2017-02-10 at 11:58 AM UTC in Anybody make Mead?
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Hash Slinging Slasher Making alcohol was my first chemistry experiment
    
    At the ripe old age of 14 I bought a half gallon of apple juice (can't have any preservatives), a pound of sugar and three packets of yeast
    
    I drank a pint or two, then added a couple cups of sugar and a packet of yeast, and attached a sandwich bag over the mouth of the bottle with a rubber band, and shook for five minutes (DON'T SHAKE AGAIN AFTER THIS)
    
    A few times a day I would squeeze the air out of the bag, and at the end of the week (3 days is enough if you're impatient) you have a nice hard cider
    
    I thought it was great tasting but none of my friends liked it

    
    same, but my first experiment was putting ajax in my mom's coffee when i was 8, wasn't trying to hurt her i just thought it would be cool she got rly sick
11. 2017-02-10 at 11:57 AM UTC in How do you normally dress?
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    Jeans and a dark blue shirt from goodwill
12. 2017-02-10 at 11:55 AM UTC in Anybody make Mead?
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    Making alcohol was my first chemistry experiment
    
    At the ripe old age of 14 I bought a half gallon of apple juice (can't have any preservatives), a pound of sugar and three packets of yeast
    
    I drank a pint or two, then added a couple cups of sugar and a packet of yeast, shook for five minutes and attached a sandwich bag over the mouth of the bottle with a rubber band (DON'T SHAKE AGAIN AFTER THIS)
    
    A few times a day I would squeeze the air out of the bag, and at the end of the week (3 days is enough if you're impatient) you have a nice hard cider
    
    I thought it was great tasting but none of my friends liked it
    
    Post last edited by Hash Slinging Slasher at 2017-02-10T12:08:33.094802+00:00
13. 2017-02-10 at 11:53 AM UTC in How do you normally dress?
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    When you go outside? Do you care? It's a little easier to get bitches if you put some effort into it. Feel free to post pictures. I think we have some faggots here that can give you style advice.
14. 2017-02-10 at 11:43 AM UTC in Anybody make Mead?
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    It's pretty easy. I think you just heat a gallon of distilled water up until it's warm add like 4 bottles of honey and yeast and bottle it with a balloon on it for 14 days.
    
    I think it's done fermenting after that. You're supposed to enhancement out the yeast and let it age after that but you can just drink it. It's cloudy. It's supposed to get clear if you let it age long enough but I never did. The alcohol percent is supposed to be about like wine I think.
15. 2017-02-10 at 10:53 AM UTC in sploo was The Self Taught Man/Clutch/Fag who banned himself???
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    Originally posted by aldra yeah, looking at STM and clutch's posts, not sploo

    
    I probably just don't understand the system.
    
    My Thanks are full of STM which used to be sploo's Thanks.
16. 2017-02-10 at 9:13 AM UTC in the fucking stupid thread: why am i alive edition
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17. 2017-02-10 at 9:11 AM UTC in what is a derpadew
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    it's Bill Krozby's main tourettes tic
18. 2017-02-10 at 9:10 AM UTC in what is a derpadew
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by -SpectraL A mountain dew like beverage purchased in the middle east. Normally doesn't contain artificial citrus flavors, but instead contains actual orange juice.
    
    Examples:
    
    Seaman: Yo Boats wheres the vending machines in this hell-hole? i could use a cold mountain dew right now.
    
    Boats: Go to that little corner store, not exactly mountain dew, but better, a "Derpa Dew".
    
    Seaman: What's a Derpa Dew?
    
    Boats: Just try it, go ask the corpsman for some zantac before you do, it's a delicious bottle of heartburn.

    
    That's a durka dew
19. 2017-02-10 at 9:09 AM UTC in the fucking stupid thread: why am i alive edition
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    eh? eh?
20. 2017-02-10 at 9:07 AM UTC in how would you date me?
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    Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump Making a female profile on any social networking site is enough to get 100 messages these days.

    
    My wife consistently gets dick pics on reddit. Probably comes from her posting her crafts with her pretty dainty hands.