what is a derpadew

1. 2017-02-10 at 1:39 AM UTC

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   snab_snib African Astronaut
   i can't figure this out no matter how hard i try!
2. 2017-02-10 at 2 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   yo mama
3. 2017-02-10 at 2:41 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Bill Krozby
4. 2017-02-10 at 3:05 AM UTC

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   snab_snib African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Dargo Bill Krozby

   
   Bill Krozby is not a derpadew
5. 2017-02-10 at 3:34 AM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   wedapred
   Weather spread
   Eat your mom
   Heather's bed
6. 2017-02-10 at 3:35 AM UTC

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   snab_snib African Astronaut

   Originally posted by mmQ wedapred

   
   have a seat
7. 2017-02-10 at 3:39 AM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   
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   • snab_snib
8. 2017-02-10 at 3:41 AM UTC

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   snab_snib African Astronaut

   Originally posted by mmQ

   
   now THAT'S a derpadew
9. 2017-02-10 at 4:08 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   This is a derpadew
   
   https://2-instant.okcupid.com/profile/derpadew?cf=profile_similar
10. 2017-02-10 at 4:36 AM UTC

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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    A mountain dew like beverage purchased in the middle east. Normally doesn't contain artificial citrus flavors, but instead contains actual orange juice.
    
    Examples:
    
    Seaman: Yo Boats wheres the vending machines in this hell-hole? i could use a cold mountain dew right now.
    
    Boats: Go to that little corner store, not exactly mountain dew, but better, a "Derpa Dew".
    
    Seaman: What's a Derpa Dew?
    
    Boats: Just try it, go ask the corpsman for some zantac before you do, it's a delicious bottle of heartburn.
11. 2017-02-10 at 5:05 AM UTC

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    snab_snib African Astronaut

    Originally posted by -SpectraL A mountain dew like beverage purchased in the middle east. Normally doesn't contain artificial citrus flavors, but instead contains actual orange juice.
    
    Examples:
    
    Seaman: Yo Boats wheres the vending machines in this hell-hole? i could use a cold mountain dew right now.
    
    Boats: Go to that little corner store, not exactly mountain dew, but better, a "Derpa Dew".
    
    Seaman: What's a Derpa Dew?
    
    Boats: Just try it, go ask the corpsman for some zantac before you do, it's a delicious bottle of heartburn.

    
    i have no fucking idea what you're talking about but i'm drunk as a skunk and i laughed.
12. 2017-02-10 at 9:10 AM UTC

    #12
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by -SpectraL A mountain dew like beverage purchased in the middle east. Normally doesn't contain artificial citrus flavors, but instead contains actual orange juice.
    
    Examples:
    
    Seaman: Yo Boats wheres the vending machines in this hell-hole? i could use a cold mountain dew right now.
    
    Boats: Go to that little corner store, not exactly mountain dew, but better, a "Derpa Dew".
    
    Seaman: What's a Derpa Dew?
    
    Boats: Just try it, go ask the corpsman for some zantac before you do, it's a delicious bottle of heartburn.

    
    That's a durka dew
13. 2017-02-10 at 9:11 AM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    it's Bill Krozby's main tourettes tic
14. 2017-02-10 at 10:52 AM UTC

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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by Hash Slinging Slasher That's a durka dew

    
    No, this is a burka dew.
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    • The Self Taught Man
15. 2017-02-10 at 11:59 AM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by -SpectraL No, this is a burka dew.

    
    Dammit
    
    Can't believe I just fucked that up
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    • -SpectraL
16. 2017-02-10 at 1:19 PM UTC

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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Dread Pew is a Derpadew.
    
    *teh mor u now*
17. 2017-02-10 at 1:26 PM UTC

    #17
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    
18. 2017-02-10 at 2:16 PM UTC

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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    That 16th pic, though. ^
19. 2017-02-10 at 2:36 PM UTC

    #19
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Were breaking into the mainstream.
20. 2017-02-10 at 2:38 PM UTC

    #20
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Search google images for "front page flush"