the fucking stupid thread: why am i alive edition

1. 2017-02-10 at 9:09 AM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   eh? eh?
2. 2017-02-10 at 9:13 AM UTC

   #2
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   
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3. 2017-02-10 at 2:35 PM UTC

   #3
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   My girlfriend is fried chicken and amphetamines
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4. 2017-02-10 at 2:38 PM UTC

   #4
   

   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

   Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump My girlfriend is fried chicken and amphetamines

   
   sounds good bud. I once got my lady friend to serve me "super sexy chicken wings" while wearing lingerie. It was delectable.
5. 2017-02-10 at 2:41 PM UTC

   #5
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Were they wings or TENDIES?, was there tech involved?.
6. 2017-02-10 at 2:50 PM UTC

   #6
   

   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
   They were wings, but chicken wings none the less.
   
   and yes tech was definitely involved
   
7. 2017-02-10 at 2:55 PM UTC

   #7
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Yeeeee chicken shake that tech pipe!
8. 2017-02-10 at 4:05 PM UTC

   #8
   

   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
9. 2017-02-10 at 5:13 PM UTC

   #9
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Dying is harder than ya think chicken
10. 2017-02-11 at 8:20 AM UTC

    #10
    Anal Scratch Hemorrage Houston

    Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump Dying is harder than ya think chicken

    
    Indeed it is. That's why I don't dare attempt suicide by leaping off from the roof cause I'm afraid I'll just suffer long term consequences instead of just dying.
11. 2017-02-11 at 8:22 AM UTC

    #11
    

    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

    Originally posted by Anal Scratch Hemorrage Indeed it is. That's why I don't dare attempt suicide by leaping off from the roof cause I'm afraid I'll just suffer long term consequences instead of just dying.

    
    1. Sawn off shotgun.
    2. Buck shot.
    3. Place into your mouth.
    4. Pull trigger.
    5. ????
    
    You literally can't miss.
12. 2017-02-11 at 12:10 PM UTC

    #12
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I think I could survive that.
13. 2017-02-11 at 12:10 PM UTC

    #13
    

    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

    Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump I think I could survive that.

    
    You should try it.
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