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Posts by The Self Taught Man

  1. Originally posted by Rhymin Hymen Top kek

    Is that your title, Pedo?
  2. Catch what? Are we throwing shit now? I'M NOT FUCKING MONKEY! I'm a PrimeApe.
  3. Originally posted by RisiR Please clap.

    Did you catch it?
  4. Originally posted by aldra not worth the trouble

    just backstory so I can follow the lost years of whatever euphemism and meme's I didn't pick up on during the second generation of totse.
  5. Originally posted by RisiR Every night a nigger stole some of his melons. Ruining his business.

    Effin nignogs
  6. Originally posted by cerakote faggots shouldnt exist

    They know. So they won't be reproducing just like you.
  7. I think I have more money in the jeans laying next to me than you have ever earned in your life.
  8. Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump Grab your nuts while you walk.

    This made me laugh so much it gave me vertigo.
  9. I want to kick your face in.
  10. Normal.
  11. Originally posted by RisiR You are a social experiment, nigga.

    EmBrace it faggot
  12. You are a social experiment, nigga.
  13. Please clap.
  14. What's really interesting is that they let you "break" the shit they've set up too. You can "fly" on rafts if you attack octorok balloons to it and use the korok leaf to blow wind into its sails, and use this to genie magic carpet ur ass anywhere you want with near impunity, but you have to figure it out on your own.
  15. His hatred started when he was just a kid in western Oregon with a marginally successful, albeit revolutionary lemonade stand in the summer of '72.

    Every night a nigger stole some of his melons. Ruining his business.
  16. You must have small hands.
  17. Originally posted by RisiR The controllers are overpriced and feel pretty shitty, though.

    Yeah I haven't bought a Switch and don't plan to, at least until Smash comes to it plus a few more worth buying. Atm I'm happy playing the Wii U version.
  18. Originally posted by RisiR That's an accurate description. I like that you can jump around and climb on stuff coupled with the stamina meter. The kite is fun, too.

    I did one of the shrines that was one of those ball labyrinth typa things and the solution was to SPOILER

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    Turn the controller around so there is no maze anymore and you can balance the ball into the goal easily.
    Pretty cool idea.

    Yeah I was surprised by that too, you can solve the maze the old fashioned way or just flip it upside down. Some of the shrines are very clever and they make you feel clever for solving them, too.
  19. The controllers are overpriced and feel pretty shitty, though.
  20. That's an accurate description. I like that you can jump around and climb on stuff coupled with the stamina meter. The kite is fun, too.

    I did one of the shrines that was one of those ball labyrinth typa things and the solution was to SPOILER

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    Turn the controller around so there is no maze anymore and you can balance the ball into the goal easily.
    Pretty cool idea.
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