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2017-03-08 at 5:17 PM UTC in America is full of Autistic people... Weaponized autism is dangerous
Originally posted by Rhymin Hymen Pedo? Title? You must be Egyptian to think on those terms.
someone told me kek means pedo. I asked "What the fuck is a kek" they said "Pedo"
so.. whatever. too many trolls in the world. I had to look up Pleb last night. which is an actual word.. I think it's plebe but it means someone in the lower class of society. I guess since I came from a lower middle class family, I'm a pleb.. even though we never lived in a trailer park. Compared to most "Old stayed money" families of friends of mine.. I was pleb. -
2017-03-08 at 5:14 PM UTC in my mom never shuts the fuck up
Originally posted by Bill Krozby My mom asked me to buy her weed and I told her no because when i was 17 she went through all of my stuff while i was at school and she called my dad and snitched on me so when I got home from school he was already home and started told me to go to the back yard and told me we were going to fight, so i started kicking his ass and he yelled to my lil bro to call the pigs and the pigs came and arrested me. When I got out of jail the next day they were there to pick me up and my bitch aunt was there to "mediate" and when we got home all of my shit was gone from my room.
Very shortly after that I moved out. I bought my first car with my own money from my first job at whataburger, the car cost me 3k, my dad went to the next town to go pick it up with my mum and he gave the guy my 3k but he put the car in his name his reasoning for putting it in his name was so the insurance (that i gave him money for) so it would be cheaper. But it was actually just a way to have total control.
He told me if I didn't like living there to leave, so i put as much of my stuff as I could in my car and put it all in my gf's house, I parked the car away from her house so he wouldn't come steal it, but he sent out the pigs to recover MY car. And he sold it.
He ent up giving me my money back but what a total dick move.
I turned 18 shortly after this so I was legally an adult and lived at my gf's house while i worked as a nursing assistant at a psyche hospital.
One day while chilling at my gf's place (she was at school and her mom was at work) Someone knocked on the door and it was the cops and he told me that my parents wanted me to move back home with them and I told him thats not happening.
Then the next day my parents showed up to my gf's house calling my gf's mom a fat whore and and all this bullshit. they were crazy
Notice how you kept going back to them to pick it up or used them for some aid in your situation. If your family is that disfunctional (and mine was too) then just cut all ties until you're establish and only go to visit to have a dinner and hear the most recent shit .. they might bring up something you did, but at least you won't be involved in the new shit. I keep making that mistake with my mom who is losing her memory. She forgot who took her to the doctor initially, only recently.. Everything good she says my brother did, everything in the negative zone..she aims at me.. especially more recently. I love her, she's my only mother but she was always wacky as hell. which can be amusing.
Love your parents, Man.. they're the only ones you have. especially at your age now. You're not 12. Just hey.. how's life Mom, Dad. and ask to play a game of yahtzee or sorry or whatever.. board games usually take the mind off of problems. smoke a blunt with your mom and have you and her laughing at your dad while playing Trouble or some other board game. -
2017-03-08 at 5:08 PM UTC in What username was he
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2017-03-08 at 5:06 PM UTC in rizla worth more than gold?Derpadew!
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2017-03-08 at 5:04 PM UTC in rizla worth more than gold?
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2017-03-08 at 5:02 PM UTC in Tonight i'm gonna walk down to the gas station and start trashing it.Canada and Germany.. where Jails are country clubs compared to US privatised prison networks.
They let murders in Germany have their own keys to a studio size jail cell. they basicly realized that they're incarcerated.. they will act more human if they do everything themselves.. surprisingly few of them break the rules.
You treat prisoners in the USA like they're in a zoo.. expect primate like behavior and beta trackers for victimise pray and throwing feces at guards.
they should let 80 percent out in a year after allow each prisoner a key to their own cell, they don't have to share. they can do this by releasing 3 strikers for non violent or crimes not involving serious injuries.. then teach each prisoner to take care of themselves. cook their own food, wash their own clothes. have a key to their own cells. offer them meds of their choice and ween them off of serious drugs.. or send them to hardcore drug rehabs. the rest just do their own thing.
the system in the USA is very corrupted and evil. -
2017-03-08 at 4:53 PM UTC in Who is Todd Dracula?Is it one of you people?
funny character enhancement techniques.
*takes notes*
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2017-03-08 at 4:39 PM UTC in Bong ScreensThe fuck are you even using a screen for though?
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2017-03-08 at 4:35 PM UTC in sexual orientation and identityI guess the answer must just be love or something.
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2017-03-08 at 4:29 PM UTC in Test Song we made..
Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump I'm not even trolling or joking around I was probably 10 or 11 years old in the early 2000's when I was using .wav daily for various projects and I realized the file size was double and I could notice quality issues so I switched over. .ogg is where its at now.
I also have the advantage of being born in the 90s lel
Yeah, ogg is a great format. hardly anyone uses it. I would prefer 0 codec though. the newer codecs are 99.5 quality. is ogg raw format or codec? it has a broader channel sound. -
2017-03-08 at 4:28 PM UTC in Totalled the bimmerYou couldn't kill yourself with Diazepam solo even if you tried real hard.
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2017-03-08 at 4:23 PM UTC in Totalled the bimmerAlmost all Benzo's (I'm told by a pharmacist) build up in the blood. the safest and most effective of the Benzo class is xanax. as long as you don't have breathing difficulties, sleep apnea and don't take it with other drugs or alcohol.. you can take shitloads of this stuff.. and only sleep.
Valiums on the other hand kill easily. they build up in the blood.
Why are you guys fucking with Benz? they just make you stupid tired. I take 1mg and I'm just wanting to sleep. half a mg is enough to take stress tension off of you and is usually the dose for heart and high blood pressure. why you fucking around with Benzo? no one gets high from them.. they just lie in their own drool. -
2017-03-08 at 4:16 PM UTC in sexual orientation and identity
Originally posted by Rhymin Hymen They know. So they won't be reproducing just like you.
A lot more gays are having kids.. they spooge in a cup, then sometimes find lesbian friends to impregnate.. or in some cases, naturally.. just to have kids.
then they share parental custody. or they adopt.
This actually happened to me. a weird experience I had.
(look up documentaries on LBGT and children.)
it happens. Some lesbian lady (I met) didn't want artificial insemination and brought me home from a club around 1986-87. we were making out and she told me she wanted to bring me home. I rode her on my motorcycle.. a little buzzed with this hot blonde curvy woman in her 30s (I was 21 at best) When we got there, she introduced me to this really large butch woman. That woman said "This Guy?".
At first I was like "What the fuck" she (The prettier one I brought home) said "I like his features (Blonde hair blue eyes) and she explained to me their reason for needing me. I thought they were just fucking with me. I thought this as some weird stupid game two women were playing with my head. it turns out she was serious. I've told this story before. but it wasn't until I came across this documentary that I realized they were really serious. I just wanted sex with a MILF. *Baby Momma* wasn't a known thing to Me back then. And I don't think they needed a man to pay child support. they seemed comfortably wealthy living off Dolores, Upper Castro in a bit Victorian style, very large house.
I got weirded out and said "Sorry.. this is too weird for me". she said "think about it.. no ties.. just sex". -
2017-03-08 at 4:11 PM UTC in Memetic harmonics.
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2017-03-08 at 4:07 PM UTC in lockpickingOh and so is your body.
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2017-03-08 at 4:07 PM UTC in lockpicking
Originally posted by Totse 2001 You guys are talking so fluently in locksmith talk.. A: by chance you all did locksmith work, B: you're all CIA or special op trained to do so, or C: you're all safe crackers. which is it?
Probably
Originally posted by Totse 2001 Bad Idea tutorials and leare
Totse was a temple of screaming electrons. The the is meaningless. I learned this from bad ideas. -
2017-03-08 at 4:04 PM UTC in Why Japan is better than America.
Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7_lSP8Vc3o&
how come black chicks, korean and japanese chicks and Michael Jackson are all bleaching their skin? why the fuck would anyone want to be pale?
I have a skin disease .. it's not cause I'm "White" it's because i have no facial pigment. never did. very little and blotchy. when I would tan, my feet and arms would be dark as mexican and I'd barely have pinkish hue on my face and chest. I used to worship the sun as a teen. back when tanning in the 70s and early 80s was a must in California. then the late 80s came along and Gothic Pale became in.
Why these bitches lighting their skin for? looks weird as fuck. especially asian chicks. -
2017-03-08 at 3:57 PM UTC in lockpickingI read some of totse "how to" out of interest yet How in the fuck is everyone on here a seriously knowledgeable in locksmith lingo?
So everyone here has done locksmith work before? I just learned some lingo from working as a maintanance worker, Management pulling us all aside for a few hours.. here, this (box of tools) remove tumbler.. blah blah pins. mostly for door locks and deadbolts only. You guys know how to pick all kinds of shit. my guess slimjims and those puff bag (what are they called?) they use to get into cars.
Illegal as fuck to posess (at least in california unless you're a locksmith). So perhaps you guys did roadside work, tow truck or you just enjoyed Bad Idea tutorials and leared. I'v seen some youtube videos, I tried on my lock at work when I was bored one night.. before girlfriend and living out of my brothers office. didn't work, I didn't have the skills or the tutorial was BS. then there are those special coil spring pins (We didn't have when I was a Maintanance worker at a hotel) that are common now.. that keep people from picking locks. it's the last pin in the back with a spring mechanism.
You guys are talking so fluently in locksmith talk.. A: by chance you all did locksmith work, B: you're all CIA or special op trained to do so, or C: you're all safe crackers. which is it? -
2017-03-08 at 3:54 PM UTC in America is full of Autistic people... Weaponized autism is dangerousPedo? Title? You must be Egyptian to think on those terms.
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2017-03-08 at 3:50 PM UTC in Am I not understanding primes correctly?1 × 1 × 1 = 1<br>
2 × 1 × 2 = 4<br>
3 x 1 x 3 = 9<br>
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What is the relation between 42 and this?<br>
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9 x 5 = 45<br>
We get 5 from 3 x 2 -1 or 3 + 2 x 1. <br>
- 4 = 41<br>
+ 1 = 42<br>
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3^3 + 3^3 = 9<br>
2^2 + 2^2 = 4<br>
What is 1^1 + 1^1?