Posts by The Self Taught Man

1. 2015-09-24 at 5:55 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
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   fuck yeaaa no floodz in spayse

   
   
   this post made me lol so hard i coughed up a solid rock of Raid TM insect repellent, which i proceeded to sell
2. 2015-09-24 at 4:29 PM UTC in Your home is so momless
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   I have one outfit x10 unless you count socks. If it's socks I have 20 identical pairs.
3. 2015-09-24 at 4:22 PM UTC in Lol guise guess who sent me an e-mail.
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   you got that right rodent man

   Thanks Pixel boy.
4. 2015-09-24 at 4:20 PM UTC in ITT We Thank mmQ
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   First World Problems?
5. 2015-09-24 at 3:41 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
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   Yeah, pretty much. I will eventually if I keep this up though. I've got to cut down on the drinking. If I still had my vape I'd switch to weed, or honestly, if i had a script for ambien I wouldn't be using either. I only drink at night so that I can get to sleep.
6. 2015-09-24 at 3:36 PM UTC in What are you on?
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   Grass before beer you're in the clear, beer before grass you're on your ass?

   
   I never understood this shit. I have never had any problems mixing weed and alcohol. That and the mixing of alcohols thing, I forget what they're called but there's something that beer and darker liquors have more of that makes your hangovers worse. Starts with a C. People are always surprised when I tell them I drink everclear and never have hangovers. Regardless, if you drink water and eat you're in the clear. Most people don't seem to grasp that and will just drink, drink, drink.
   
   On topic: T-PAIN and nicotine today. I'm addicted to opiates now because of the T-PAIN, i spent the last two or three weeks using Crouton daily and have now switched to T-PAIN. When this 5g is gone I need to quit while I'm ahead. T-PAIN wd takes longer to develop I believe but I've already got the Crouton tolerance going so I dont know how it'll play out. Regardless, it won't be bad, I just don't want to deal with a runny nose and feeling kinda shitty pretty much.
7. 2015-09-24 at 3:28 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
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   I am tired of waking up with the alcohol shits every morning. Why must I always binge when I have money? I've been drinking pretty much everyday since I've had this job, going on almost two months at this place.
8. 2015-09-24 at 2:08 PM UTC in Blackmass
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   I saw it the other day. Twas alright, more for the story than anything else. Pretty clear johnny depp channeled vladamir putin for the role, the same way he channeled keith richards for pirates who love arab semen. He looked like Putin when he tries to look badass, the resemblance is uncanny.
   
   But yeah, good movie and stuff, mostly for the story, which could have been told better, all in all 3/5
9. 2015-09-24 at 2:04 PM UTC in **OFFICIAL RANDOM THOUGHTS POEMS AND RAMBLINGS THREAD**
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   I just choked a puppy to death with the cord from a vacuum cleaner
10. 2015-09-24 at 2 PM UTC in ITT We Thank mmQ
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    does FWP stand for fuck white people?
11. 2015-09-24 at 1:58 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
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    fuck yeaaa no floodz in spayse
12. 2015-09-24 at 1:57 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
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13. 2015-09-24 at 1:57 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
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    So I've been trying to quit drinking every day because my needy whore of a gf doesnt like it plus 3rd year university and shit. I make at least $200-500 tax free erryday and need to buy a car but have no license. The people closest to me are the ones that drive me insane. A week or so ago I thought that girl was pregnant (hasnt had her period since august 2nd) so we talked about it, then I got a call so we went to a hotel, me and a guy went out for a smoke and when I got back she was acting weird and I realized she did coke behind my back so the next day I took her to a bridge, threw her purse and coffee off and told her I'll kill her if she tries to keep the baby. Thankfully yesterday she took her 5th or 6th negative pregnancy test. I plan on cheating on her tonight and she already suspects I'm going to and can't stop me so hopefully tomorrow I'll just tell her I cheated so have some self respect and fuck off. I take concerta and oxycontin everyday and of course smoke weed/hash and drink. I've accepted my alcoholism and the physical effects it brings every morning, thankfully I learned how to live with this from my old man back in the day. I live in a pretty nice apartment in a pretty nice area surrounded by asians. I have enough money to buy a good used car and have a bunch left over, put a down payment on a house or potentially get a business off the ground. I got a 5k line of credit I'm going to pay off within a few months of receiving. I literally have no taxable income either, just niggers who are willing to say I have a job. I have 160 or some odd hours of community service to do by the end of the year I've been lying to my PO and saying I've been doing. I'm literally going to register a company before deciding what to do with it. My gf says she never got anxiety (or multiple orgasms) before me and I can't remember the last day where I didn't see her cry.
    
    I need to shit so bad right now right now right now
    
14. 2015-09-24 at 1:52 PM UTC in Link me that video Carly Fiorina referenced during the second GOP debate a week ago
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    face is unelectable

    
    
15. 2015-09-24 at 1:33 PM UTC in ITT We Thank mmQ
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    A sploo thank is a rare and priceless/valueless commodity
16. 2015-09-24 at 1:17 PM UTC in Link me that video Carly Fiorina referenced during the second GOP debate a week ago
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17. 2015-09-24 at 12:38 PM UTC in October 1st Liability Shift Fraud
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    is this counted as white collar crime? because a jedi disguise is a pretty solid idea for that.

    White collar crooks all fear jedivirine.
    
    
    
    
18. 2015-09-24 at 12:30 PM UTC in Freedom or Security
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    ^ not scary

    Maybe, maybe not, but it's still the stone cold truth.
19. 2015-09-24 at 12:25 PM UTC in The apocalypse starts tomorrow september 23rd
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    Can it stupid beaver But yeah I know in my heart that something is different this month its leading to something. A feeling of foreboding, something that could just gobble up the sun, children would never laugh in life of war without love. I can feel it we all especially now more than ever before feel a since of insecurity like no other.
    
    But I digress

    That feeling in your heart is an aortic aneurysm.
20. 2015-09-24 at 12:21 PM UTC in ITT We Thank mmQ
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    mmQ If you want thanks you have to post.