Posts by The Self Taught Man

1. 2015-09-15 at 2:53 PM UTC in being an outsider
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   anyone else here feel like no matter what you do and how successful you are and how many people you convince that you're normal so that they'll be your friend/have sex with you/give you whatever you need from them, you're always the same outsider thats just playing a part? i feel like im never going to be petty enough to partake in the things humanity does seriously. its just a joke for me, but one that i might as well do well at because then i can get that $$$/pussy
2. 2015-09-15 at 2:50 PM UTC in metas daughter
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   omg what an ugly bitch.
3. 2015-09-15 at 2:48 PM UTC in Rights vs Privileges
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   so would you be opposed to people owning nuclear bombs, if it were feasible?
4. 2015-09-15 at 2:45 PM UTC in thread of things that make you feel good
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   - going on a killing rampage while playing cs go
   - getting 98% on 2 calculus tests in a row while the rest of the class struggles to get 70s
   - korova black bars
   - deadlifting as much weight as the dude next to you who has a good 30 lbs of muscle more than you at the gym
   - sunny mornings with caffeine after a solid 8 hours of sleep
   - this fucking song/video:
   
   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lekF7y4Am4U&list=RDGMEMYH9CUrFO7CfLJpaD7UR85wVMlekF7y4Am4U
5. 2015-09-15 at 2:39 PM UTC in Fear that I'm becoming retarded
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   probably gonna happen unless you quit all those sketchy drugs
6. 2015-09-15 at 2:37 PM UTC in Darkie
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   I sink to your level deliberately. I find it… amusing.

   Translation; "I wish I was as cool as TDR."
7. 2015-09-15 at 2:35 PM UTC in Snoopy's wife
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Of course I did. I've been doing it for 20+ years. Did you really think I'd stop now?

   For my answer please refer to:
   
   
   http://niggasin.space/forum/half-baked/23648-what-will-be-more-valuable-after-the-collapse?p=24425#post24425
8. 2015-09-15 at 2:33 PM UTC in What will be more valuable after the collapse?
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Before that, I had a Radio Shack Tandy yellow monochrome display. The computer itself had eight programs on it.

   Do you know what makes you such a fun toy? No matter how many times you open the same door only to get hit in the head with a stick, you keep opening that same door over and over again.
9. 2015-09-15 at 2:30 PM UTC in Rights vs Privileges
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   tl/dr Rights don't exist, you don't deserve shit just for being born.

   Rights are not welfare or entitlements. Welfare and entitlements are privileges.
10. 2015-09-15 at 1:52 PM UTC in Darkie
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    You're like a little kid, Darkie. Grow up.

    

    
    
11. 2015-09-15 at 1:49 PM UTC in Snoopy's wife
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    The latter.

    So in other words you blundered yet another idiom.
12. 2015-09-15 at 1:11 PM UTC in What will be more valuable after the collapse?
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    There will be so little of it as to be practically none. "None" will be a totally fitting and appropriate term to describe it.

    You've been singing this same song for as long as you've had that 14" CRT display.
13. 2015-09-15 at 1 PM UTC in what up, niggas?
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    They were eliminated. My existence is futile.

    
    FIXT
    
14. 2015-09-15 at 12:40 PM UTC in Darkie
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    I took on the legendary Snoopy horns to horns and "won". You can't even begin to touch that, Darkie.

    
    *******NEWS FLASH*******
    *******THIS JUST IN*****
    *******SPECIAL BULLETIN *******
    *******FOR SPESPECTRAL'S EYES ONLY*******

    
    
    Snoopy is only a legend in your meth sodden, sleep deprivation induced fantasy.
    

    *******WE NOW RETURN TO OUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED RAVINGS*******
    

    
    Or wait, legendary Snoopy... I know... Maybe youyou meant this Snoopy...
    

    
    
    

    
    
15. 2015-09-15 at 12:24 PM UTC in Mark311 is dead
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    ​Nobody's getting "butthurt". We're simply commenting that it's uncouth, which it is. You know, lame.

    I can't wait until the "SpectraL died" thread.
16. 2015-09-15 at 12:22 PM UTC in The End is Here
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    "If the days were not cut short, no man would be saved."

    I'm sensing a strong Catholic upbringing in you. Like you spent a lot of time in the rectory basement with Father O'Fealy.
17. 2015-09-15 at 11:55 AM UTC in Snoopy's wife
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    You're preachin' to the chior, son, but thanks anyways.

    Preaching to the choir means sharing a message with a small or non-existent audience. Singing to the choir means trying to share your message with someone who already knows it. So which were you trying to say?
18. 2015-09-15 at 11:49 AM UTC in What will be more valuable after the collapse?
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    In the coming world crisis, a crisis so terrible that not even World War 2 can hold a candle to it, there will be no food. There will be no drinkable water. No usable shelter. Even clothing will become scarce. Anything you can't use to directly survive will be worthless. That is why people will be throwing their gold and silver into the streets. It will be useless to them. No one will buy it, because everyone on the planet, including the once fabulously wealthy, will be fighting for their own lives and will have nothing.

    So just kill yourself now.
19. 2015-09-15 at 11:44 AM UTC in Fear that I'm becoming retarded
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Your only hope of avoiding that fate is to kill yourself now. Or you could quit drugs.
20. 2015-09-15 at 8:35 AM UTC in Fishcenter
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    with boobies?