Posts by The Self Taught Man

1. 2015-09-15 at 8:18 AM UTC in Fishcenter
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   does it have boobies?
2. 2015-09-15 at 6:52 AM UTC in I want to marry a Burmese flower girl
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   bai bby. hoep 2 c u in du nxt lief.
3. 2015-09-15 at 6:23 AM UTC in Dumpster Slut's Weight Loss Secrets
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Darth Beaver you are a pathetic piece of shit. I hope you never have children and that you sink deeper into your depression.
4. 2015-09-15 at 6:21 AM UTC in I want to marry a Burmese flower girl
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   you are by far the least interesting person on this website
5. 2015-09-15 at 5:32 AM UTC in What will be more valuable after the collapse?
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   then say "the vast majority" you cunt bag. By saying none one will assume the earth will be dry and there will be no food at all.
6. 2015-09-15 at 5:07 AM UTC in Mark311 is dead
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   ​Nobody's getting "butthurt". We're simply commenting that it's uncouth, which it is. You know, lame.

   
   
   
   
   because this sites full of socialites,..
7. 2015-09-15 at 5:04 AM UTC in Do rainbows exist objectively?
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   wow man. You are a hardcore faggot.
   
   Pick up a text book or learn some shit from the local community college (as you are obviously not smart enough to go to a real college).
   
   All this "its inside your mind" shit is high level retarded and you should probably be euthanized.
8. 2015-09-15 at 4:11 AM UTC in I just ate an entire block of cheese
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   And it was fucking delicious.
9. 2015-09-15 at 4:08 AM UTC in What will be more valuable after the collapse?
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   >no food
   >no drinkable water
   
   Give me the name of one human who can survive in those circumstances.
   
   Protip: Its none.
10. 2015-09-15 at 4:06 AM UTC in TDR's opinion objectively doesnt hold value
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    No. He is thanking them but Lanny changed his user profile for thanks to hold a zero value. So in turn his thanks are worthless. It makes him mad because he has come to realize that this entire community views his opinion as valueless so he keeps thanking people hoping something will change.
11. 2015-09-15 at 3:52 AM UTC in What will be more valuable after the collapse?
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    In the coming world crisis, a crisis so terrible that not even World War 2 can hold a candle to it, there will be no food. There will be no drinkable water. No usable shelter.

    
    What you are saying is absolutely everyone is going to die in this crisis. There is no other possibility with the circumstances you have outlined.
12. 2015-09-15 at 3:49 AM UTC in Do rainbows exist objectively?
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Can we pinpoint its exact physical location? No. Because the location in which it resides is in a spectrum of waves rather than in geometric coordinates. But from the fact that it is a spectrum of waves we can verify it exists objectively.
    
    Now since you seem to not understand physics and its phenomena point out which part of the above explanation doesn't make sense to you and we can work towards making you understand things on a level that is slightly above your current capacity for retardation.
13. 2015-09-15 at 3:03 AM UTC in Mark311 is dead
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Look at this thread, dregs of society getting butthurt over people laughing at him dying when y'all do the same to others.
14. 2015-09-15 at 2:49 AM UTC in What will be more valuable after the collapse?
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    The us dollar. Because you can burn it for heat. As much as I like to imagine it would be niggasin.space thanks I would be lying as they are and always will be worthless.
15. 2015-09-15 at 2:13 AM UTC in TDR's opinion objectively doesnt hold value
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    pic related
    
16. 2015-09-15 at 2:01 AM UTC in Do rainbows exist objectively?
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    So does the rainbow itself exist objectively?
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    You obviously didnt read my or greenplastics post. A rainbow, as in a spectrum of light exists objectively.
    
    

    Color is subjective, not objective. Actually, everything is subjective, and nothing in this world or in space is really objective.

    
    This is retarded. Prove how it is "subjective" that the earth is spinning around an axis. Dont worry I will wait.
    
17. 2015-09-15 at 1:58 AM UTC in banned from 9chan, so i'll lurk here
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    You should print that snappy comeback. Maybe your mom will stick it on the fridge with a magnet.

    
    
    kek
18. 2015-09-15 at 1:45 AM UTC in TFW you realize SpectraL and TDR are
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Nah I just be shitposting fam. Stop being such a tranny and start not being such a tranny.
19. 2015-09-15 at 1:31 AM UTC in banned from 9chan, so i'll lurk here
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    shut up nobody fgt

    You should print that snappy comeback. Maybe your mom will stick it on the fridge with a magnet.
20. 2015-09-15 at 12:54 AM UTC in [UK] Turning a blank firing gun in to a 'live' firing gun
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Firstly, guns are banned in the UK, this is the best you'll get without buying one on the black market. Secondly, although the calibre is dreadful, this will still be classed as a live gun and will get the same punishment as if you had a real 9mm/AK47 etc, so before doing this, please choose what's best for you. I will try to get picks on within the next few weeks.
    
    Okay, first you're going to need a blank firing gun, which one you get is up to you, if you can some how get a czech/turkish gun which are front firing this will save you some leg work and will have a better finish. Some 8mm blank bullets (these are easily available on the internet.) a quite a few candles, the more/cheaper the better, air rifle pellets .22's will be good or 6mm BB pellets. A vice (clamp) with a drill capable of 7mm/8mm diamatre
    
    Now what you have this, you'll want to strip your gun, take the slider off, and clamp it and align ready for your drillbit, I've heard putting it in the oven can expand the 'barrel'but I wouldn't risk it. If you're going to do this, use some alliminium tape to dispense the heat. Now start drilling, get the speed up rather fast, you get the gist, just drill the metal in the barrel. Now the barrel is clear, we're not going to rifle the barrel, so be careful, if you push the gun powder/pellet it may blow up LOL. Also, the UK guns are zink and won't survive large calibre/combution so when doing this. tie some string to the trigger first to test it.
    
    Get a knife, a kitchen knife would work, and get the blank 8mm bullet and cut the top (wax/plastic) whatever the fuk it is. now the top is clear, you have 2 options, get more gun powder from another bullet and add more to the bullet or just add the pellet, make sure the pointy bit is facing towards the opening, light up a candle until it melts and pour some wax over the top to seal it, make sure it's flush, and let it dry, now you're done load up and shoot away, this WON'T kill anyone, it may pierce someone's skin, but I doubt it will kill them unless you're at point blank range aiming towards the temple.
    
    It's the best you'll get without buying a real gun, stay safe and have fun