Posts by The Self Taught Man

1. 2015-09-16 at 9:51 PM UTC in Roshambo was watching a TV show of fish swimming in an aquarium.
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   What's that on your lip?
   
   

   
   
2. 2015-09-16 at 9:05 PM UTC in Sports Thread
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   So who else knew Marcus was the better pick than Jamis?
3. 2015-09-16 at 9:04 PM UTC in -Spectral's favourite album.
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   You are just such an absolute dunce, tDR. A true classic.

   Says the Faggert listening to Faggert music.
4. 2015-09-16 at 9:03 PM UTC in Serious Question for SpectraL & Alts
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   Oral surgery would be free here in Canada, dummy.

   So what are you waiting for?
5. 2015-09-16 at 9:01 PM UTC in this website sucks a sackhole of dicks
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   Hey, crab people are people, too.

   But they taste like crab!
6. 2015-09-16 at 7:53 PM UTC in -Spectral's favourite album.
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   There's good music, and there's bad music, but there's no fag music, fuck-o. You'd think you would have learned this in your five decades here on planet Earth, but I guess you're just too stupid and dense for it.

   That's exactly what I'd expect a fag to say when defending fag music.
7. 2015-09-16 at 7:52 PM UTC in Rights vs Privileges
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   I own my rights. I'm sorry that you seem to have given yours away.
8. 2015-09-16 at 7:46 PM UTC in Serious Question for SpectraL & Alts
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   Even if I had no teeth, which isn't true, how the hell would my gums be rotting in my mouth, you crazy little fucker?

   Ask your oral surgeon if you can ever afford one.
9. 2015-09-16 at 7:45 PM UTC in Do rainbows exist objectively?
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   By that logic nothing exists.
10. 2015-09-16 at 7:37 PM UTC in this website sucks a sackhole of dicks
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    It's the rough equivalent of a full bag of donkey dicks.

    So sayeth the Royal Minister of Donkey Dicking, Lord Warden of His Royal Majesty's Equine Privy, Spectard, Keeper of all Dicks Donkey.
11. 2015-09-16 at 6:40 PM UTC in Eulogies for sale
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    I woke up this morning thinking damnn I wish someone could write me an eulogy. Thanks Zanick.
12. 2015-09-16 at 6:33 PM UTC in I have listened to I Don't Want To Grow Up like 4000 times.
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    Skipping the tracks between Pervert and Can't Go Back always makes me go 'That's exactly what losing my virginity was like!'
13. 2015-09-16 at 6:22 PM UTC in this website sucks a sackhole of dicks
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    It's the highly conveinent, freeing trait that some potato sacks develop in the process of usage which increases the odds of a spillage.
14. 2015-09-16 at 6:15 PM UTC in The Spectarded Thread: Pre-Email Edition
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    This thread gave me 86

    
    This post gave me 87
15. 2015-09-16 at 6:15 PM UTC in The Spectarded Thread: Pre-Email Edition
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    This thread gave me 86
16. 2015-09-16 at 6:11 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
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    how is malice (real name hermano von rodriguezzalezsalazar) still an entity on this earth?

    
    I marked my two front teeth with a sharpie and stumbled around in an unlit, haunted San Francisco housing project for a while when I made entity contact with Malice. It felt fake, gay, unclean, and bisexual.
17. 2015-09-16 at 6 PM UTC in -Spectral's favourite album.
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    Oooooo that's hard.
18. 2015-09-16 at 5:17 PM UTC in The End is Here
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    You're just plain getting flaky.
19. 2015-09-16 at 5:03 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
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    how is malice (real name hermano von rodriguezzalezsalazar) still an entity on this earth?
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    oh yes, he's never been outside except to run barefoot with sacks of potatoes under his arms
20. 2015-09-16 at 5:01 PM UTC in -Spectral's favourite album.
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    There's good music, and there's bad music, but there's no fag music, fuck-o. You'd think you would have learned this in your five decades here on planet Earth, but I guess you're just too stupid and dense for it.

    
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