Posts by The Self Taught Man

1. 2015-09-28 at 11:39 AM UTC in When practically all you listen to is grindcore and goregrind
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   ^meh the punk/metal crossover genre's aren't for everybody.
   
   sploo ever heard of these guys?
   
   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrjWK_q_5dI
   
   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E7DBTwbfiXA
   
   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1USrCuzA1s

   
   The reviews for Noise-A-Go Go !!! are so fucking funny
   
   [FONT=Verdana][SIZE=12px]Where do I start? 59 tracks in 25 minutes of harsh grindcore. There's a collage of dead babies on the sleeve
   
   Is it necessary to count-off grindcore songs?[/SIZE][/FONT]
   [FONT=Verdana][SIZE=12px]Is it necessary to have [/SIZE][/FONT]multiple[FONT=Verdana][SIZE=12px] intros on one grindcore album?[/SIZE][/FONT]
   [FONT=Verdana][SIZE=12px]Is it necessary - really, is it necessary - to create album artwork out of various deformed fetus creatures?[/SIZE][/FONT]
   [FONT=Verdana][SIZE=12px]For so much that is unnecessary with this album, it sure is a strange grind necessity.
   
   This album is so heartwarmingly DIY: from those 2 second silence interludes between EVERY track ('n' there's over 50 of those) to thee seemingly random segments from thee polka-folk rekkerds dubbed "intro" to thee too loud bass, thee drums that sound like a bass, thee vocals that are indistinguishable from a bass and thee guitars (or are those more basses?). [/SIZE][/FONT]
   
   The only value it has is for comedy, there is no way in hell anyone actually says "hey, I want to pop in Noise-A-Go-Go to listen to it."
   
   
2. 2015-09-28 at 9:57 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   But I thought you surpassed human limitations :\
3. 2015-09-28 at 9:48 AM UTC in So i'm browsing youtube right...
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   good thing i'm behind 7 proxies
4. 2015-09-28 at 9:39 AM UTC in Site is too slow
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Did you sign up on here to sell office furniture?
5. 2015-09-28 at 9:32 AM UTC in My dream
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6. 2015-09-28 at 9:17 AM UTC in Ashley's "I love you Sploo" youtube campaign
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   how many d'awws did you d'aww
7. 2015-09-28 at 7:43 AM UTC in My dream
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I want to dig up Ronald Regean's body and push it down a big flight of stairs. I want to film it and do it in a big crowded area.
8. 2015-09-28 at 6:47 AM UTC in The tea party is everything wrong with America
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Q. What destroyed every great empire ever?
   A. poor people, minorities, and foreign ideas
   
   True story.
   
9. 2015-09-28 at 4:38 AM UTC in BLOOD MOON ECLIPSE SHEMITAH END OF THE WORLD PARTY!!!11!!1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Did you guys see it? It was quite the spectacle albeit slow paced.

   
   Yeah but its interesting to see the progression.
10. 2015-09-28 at 3:31 AM UTC in Sports Thread
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    First off instead of a sports thread can we please have a sports section or at least a sub forum?
    Beyond that being a die-hard Cleveland Browns fan you can only imagine my glee when I discovered Ben Roethlisberger was going to be out for 4 to 6 weeks due to a knee injury.
    
    Here is the funny part, about 2 or 3 hours ago my buddy Bert who is a die-hard Pittsburgh Steelers fan and I we're standing at the bar knocking down some beers and I looked at him and said, hey Bert I just got an update from the CBS Sports app on my phone the Ben Roethlisberger will be out for 6 weeks due to a knee injury.
    
    And the funny thing is I completely made it up. And turn to my friend Scott sitting next to me and said hey Scott I just completely made that up.
    
    I just read on my CBS Sports app for Android that Ben Roethlisberger will be out for 4 to 6 weeks due to the hit it took to his knee. Haha haha haha
    
11. 2015-09-28 at 12:58 AM UTC in BLOOD MOON ECLIPSE SHEMITAH END OF THE WORLD PARTY!!!11!!1
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Who gone be high as fuck for the end of the world?
    This goy! *points to self* *puffs joint*
12. 2015-09-27 at 9:48 PM UTC in God tier stories thread
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    [FONT=Verdana]Sometimes I get the feeling she's watching over me.[/FONT]
    
    [FONT=Verdana]And other times I feel like I should go.[/FONT]
    
    [FONT=Verdana]And through it all, the rise and fall, the bodies in the streets.[/FONT]
    
    [FONT=Verdana]And when you're gone we want you all to know.[/FONT]
    
    [FONT=Verdana]We'll carry on,[/FONT]
    
    [FONT=Verdana]We'll carry on[/FONT]
    
13. 2015-09-27 at 9:40 PM UTC in Should fraternities be banned?
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    Laci green lives in my neighborhood here in austin tx home to one of the most prestigious universities. I used to work for a fraternity sigma chi and the guys seemed pretty chill but like most people in their early to mid twenties can get kinda rowdy from all the partying.
    
    What do you think about this issue? hmmmm?!
    
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8lpwUnBId6U

    I think that broad's annoying voice should be banned, and you.
14. 2015-09-27 at 9:14 PM UTC in Come Fly With Me....
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    …well the take off bit mostly…

    
    

    

    
    
15. 2015-09-27 at 8:28 PM UTC in Darkie
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    I was trying to insinuate that I had spectral and dark rodent on ignore, but as usual, no one groks the sophisticated subleties of my comedic genius.

    
    Can I get you anything? Coffee... a biscuit... a taxi home?
16. 2015-09-27 at 7:46 PM UTC in What's up with ie/ei in English?
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    [This is a fast-access FAQ excerpt.] This old schoolroom spelling rule is supposed to help remember the spelling of vowels pronounced /i:/, the long "e" sound of "feed". It has no value for words where the vowel is pronounced in any other way, the key fact which people bemused by many "exceptions" to the rule usually do not realise. A version often cited in the U.K. makes the restriction clear: When the sound is /i:/, it's I before E except after C. A common U.S. version: … or when pronounced /eI/ as in "neighbour" and "weigh". is misleading, as "ei" has many other pronunciations, as in, for instance, "height", "heifer", and "forfeit". The rule also fails to apply to names (Sheila, Keith, Leigh, etc.). "I before E": Properly applied, the rule is a very useful guide for people who are not naturally excellent spellers; those who are may look out for themselves. To an RP speaker, the exceptions in common use are very few: they are "seize", "inveigle", "caffeine", "protein", and "codeine". (The last three were originally pronounced as three-syllable words.) Other dialects pronounce a few other -ei- words with /i:/, making extra exceptions: "either" and "neither" (RP vowel: /aI/, as in "pie"), "geisha" and "sheik(h)" (RP: /eI/, as in "say"), and "leisure" (RP: /E/, as in "get"). (Of course, derivatives of the above words, such as "seizure", "decaffeinate", and "sheik(h)dom", are spelled similarly.) There are many exceptions in Scots, so speakers with a large Scots vocabulary may as well give up on this rule. The vowel in "weir" and "weird" is usually quite different, as comparison of "weird" and "weed" will show; for most speakers, "weird" has a diphthong. "except after C": Fowler, who called the rule "very useful", noted: "The c exception covers the many derivatives of Latin capio [= "take"], which are in such common use (receive, deceit, inconceivable; cf. relieve, belief, irretrievable) that a simple rule of thumb is necessary." For most Britons, /i:/ after C is always "ei" rather than "ie", except in "specie" and "species". Americans generally pronounce -cies and -cied in words derived from -cy endings (e.g., "fancies" and "fancied" from "fancy") with /i:/ rather than /I/, making these words exceptions. Still, few people have any difficulty pluralizing -y, so such speakers should still be able to extract some value from the rule, by the application of a little common sense. [/LEFT]
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    http://alt-usage-english.org/excerpts/fxibefor.html
17. 2015-09-27 at 7:40 PM UTC in The Universe and You
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

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    Tolle also said, "You are this universe experiencing itself, very briefly, as as a human."
18. 2015-09-27 at 7:35 PM UTC in You punch your dad in the face for not buying you pot and he's all like
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    You guys will probably think I am BSing but IDC.
    
    ever hear of ray 'boom boom' mancini? my stepdad used to spar with him, and would even beat him once in a while
    
    he claims he was going to be a pro boxer but says his mom didn't approve…catholics are wierd.
    
    so, that's pretty much why it would have done me no good to fight my stepdad.

    
    I remember Ray "Boom Boom" Mancini and his favorite vegetable, Kim Duk-koo.
19. 2015-09-27 at 7:26 PM UTC in Can anyone here please talk to me im about to kill myself
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I can't count to 3 unless I'm counting past 12, 620, 000, 000 so I'll see you all in 40 years.
20. 2015-09-27 at 7:20 PM UTC in Ah shit...
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    One more reason to end it all