Posts by The Self Taught Man

1. 2015-09-27 at 4:26 AM UTC in Kroger
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I haven't seen a Kroger grocery store since the 80's when Chrissie Hyde was crying about Akron on MTV.
2. 2015-09-27 at 4:22 AM UTC in You punch your dad in the face for not buying you pot and he's all like
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   ITT sploo's dad is a total cunt and the apple don't fall far from the tree.
   
   
   /thread
3. 2015-09-27 at 4:18 AM UTC in Morality and Law
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   you surprise me sometimes dark rodent. actually making decent posts and such. you fuckin ewok fuck, you.

   Mike, the real reason I don't post much "content" and mostly shitpost is this. Along about 19 and 67 when I was a wee lad, my father's father who was a poor "pig farmer from the Weirton WV region and brought his 9 children to the Y town area (Braceville, OH) in 46 to work the steel Mills and raise hogs told me this.
   
   

   Boy don't never try to teach a pig to sing 'Cuz all your gonna do is frustrate yourself and annoy the hog.

   
   I bet I was about 32 years old before I understood what that ignorant old 8th grade drop out hillbillie SOB was saying.
4. 2015-09-27 at 2:21 AM UTC in Have any of you accomplished anything of significance?
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I got a high school diploma :)
5. 2015-09-26 at 11:40 PM UTC in Kroger
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   3ch
6. 2015-09-26 at 11:27 PM UTC in The Universe and You
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   There is no "universe and me", I am the universe.
7. 2015-09-26 at 11:25 PM UTC in Darkie
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Are you still spamming this thread, Darkie? I can't tell.

   You've pretended to have me on ignore many times before but everyone knows and your actions prove you've become physically dependant on the mental anguish I cause you. You can't stop yourself from reading my posts and from replying to them.
8. 2015-09-26 at 10:53 PM UTC in Have any of you accomplished anything of significance?
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Reality Check Alert .. Condition Red

   Lanny likes everyone but you.
9. 2015-09-26 at 10:52 PM UTC in Darkie
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Has the bad old Darkie replied yet? I don't see a trace of the nauseating spammer.

   
   
   I think you're dangerously close to a complete break from reality.
10. 2015-09-26 at 10:47 PM UTC in Darkie
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Wild Darkie Surprise… very delicious with gravy and whole carrots.

    Congratulations, you've learned to use screen capture.
11. 2015-09-26 at 10:42 PM UTC in Have any of you accomplished anything of significance?
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    I been using cyberghost while at home, but when I'm at friends houses sometimes I just use their internet raw. I can trust Lanny with IP's, I feel.
    
    
    Also, I been charged with a few felonies. Only pled down on one, that was the one that I had a public defender for. Get a good lawyer on retainer, kids, you will thank me later.

    QFT
12. 2015-09-26 at 10:41 PM UTC in You punch your dad in the face for not buying you pot and he's all like
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    If my kid had ever tried to put his hands on me in anger he would have never been able to eat corn on the cob again, much like SpectraL. Your dad must be a regular beta cunt.
13. 2015-09-26 at 10:36 PM UTC in You punch your dad in the face for not buying you pot and he's all like
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    [FONT=helvetica][SIZE=12px]YOU FUCK, YOU FUCKING SUCK, YOU DID IT AGAIN YOU JERKOFF, GO TO HELL
    
    You're evil, every Saturday night you cause an event you fucking baby[/SIZE][/FONT]
14. 2015-09-26 at 10:23 PM UTC in When practically all you listen to is grindcore and goregrind
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Can't forget Zoklet-era CxDx cognitive decline
    
    
    
15. 2015-09-26 at 9:48 PM UTC in God tier stories thread
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Mom, can we like...move...I think he wants to KILL me!!!
    
    It's okay Ashley, we'll just get ADT security :)
16. 2015-09-26 at 9:46 PM UTC in God tier stories thread
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    [SIZE=72px]STORY TIME[/SIZE]How long had my hand been inside there? How long had I been inside here, alone in my one-room apartment, talking to myself, going mad?

    
    Malice wrote this
    
17. 2015-09-26 at 9:38 PM UTC in Boat or RV/camper
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Boats are like swimming pools. Both are more fun when your friends own them.
18. 2015-09-26 at 9:34 PM UTC in Have any of you accomplished anything of significance?
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Ok here's my biggest life accomplishment: I've never been convicted of a felony

    Me neither. I have been charged with assault with a deadly weapon 4 times (sword, car, baseball bat, and machete) but I beat all four charges. I love self defense.
19. 2015-09-26 at 9:30 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    eh, I just paid someone to fix the water heater, I had something come up and was otherwise engaged.

    So what was the problem?
20. 2015-09-26 at 9:24 PM UTC in Suggest me some beer.
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    PBR is cheap as shit. Which would explain broke ass hipsters drinking it I suppose.