Posts by The Self Taught Man

1. 2015-09-29 at 6:41 AM UTC in scariest sexual experience?
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   wen i fukd ur mum
2. 2015-09-29 at 4:34 AM UTC in Site is too slow
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Lol r u srs? This goy is a bot being like "u need moar traffik" so he can advertise his nikes. His threads do tend to generate conversation though.
3. 2015-09-29 at 4:31 AM UTC in Have you ever lived off welfare?
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Ah I look back at the days I spent buying bundy products with EBT cards.
   
   You guys do that shit?
4. 2015-09-29 at 4:28 AM UTC in ITT: how to take responsibility for babbys
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   You and sploo should do like Adolf and Eva. Buy a bunker, get married, and kill yourselves.

   
   QFT
   
   
5. 2015-09-29 at 3:57 AM UTC in ITT: how to take responsibility for babbys
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Not going to get into details because theres really nothing to explain. I fucked up, I know for a fact I can just be like "eh, shit happens " and live perfectly comfortable but that shits too easy. Basically I have 4 choices, 1. Pretend like nothing happened. 2. Dwell over it like a beta 3. Sign myself into a psych ward because I don't think clinical breaking shit is a crime if I'm under 18 and my parents didn't report it to the police immediately 4. Find a way of getting in front of a judge and getting myself into JDC like it should've been too many times

   
   
   You and sploo should do like Adolf and Eva. Buy a bunker, get married, and kill yourselves.
6. 2015-09-29 at 3:29 AM UTC in Let's see where this goes
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I'm going to leave it to you bright young lads (that doesn't include you Spectard) to figure out who said this and provide insightful commentary before I weigh in on this.
   
   
   

   No one familiar with the history of this country can deny that congressional committees are useful. It is necessary to investigate before legislating, but the line between investigating and persecuting is a very fine one and the junior Senator from Wisconsin has stepped over it repeatedly.
   
   His primary achievement has been in confusing the public mind as between the internal and the external threats of communism. We must not confuse dissent with disloyalty. We must remember always that accusation is not proof and that conviction depends upon evidence and due process of law.
   
   We will not walk in fear, one of another. We will not be driven by fear into an age of unreason, if we dig deep in our history and our doctrine, and remember that we are not descended from fearful men — not from men who feared to write, to speak, to associate and to defend causes that were, for the moment, unpopular.
   
   This is no time for men who oppose Senator McCarthy's methods to keep silent, or for those who approve. We can deny our heritage and our history, but we cannot escape responsibility for the result. There is no way for a citizen of a republic to abdicate his responsibilities. As a nation we have come into our full inheritance at a tender age. We proclaim ourselves, as indeed we are, the defenders of freedom, wherever it continues to exist in the world, but we cannot defend freedom abroad by deserting it at home.
   
   The actions of the junior Senator from Wisconsin have caused alarm and dismay amongst our allies abroad, and given considerable comfort to our enemies. And whose fault is that? Not really his. He didn't create this situation of fear; he merely exploited it — and rather successfully. Cassius was right. "The fault, dear Brutus, is not in our stars, but in ourselves." Good night, and good luck.

7. 2015-09-29 at 3:06 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Then i thought, would i feel bad for robbing an old man of his pain medication he's probably getting for terminal illness?

   Ehh, he'd get new patches with a police report and a new script from his doctor. You should have followed him home and waited for his old ass to go to sleep. The old codger might have had some valuables too.
8. 2015-09-29 at 3 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Goddamn! Look at these areolae: http://imgur.com/a/GMwNv
9. 2015-09-29 at 2:42 AM UTC in Have any of you accomplished anything of significance?
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   ^ True, dat. Ya fucking rat fink snitch.

   Your so sexy when you cry.
10. 2015-09-29 at 2:39 AM UTC in So I locked my keys in the truck.
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Yeah no shit, I locked them in the fucking truck right in front of an abortion clinic. Can you imagine how awkward it was when I walked in and had to ask if they had a coat hanger?
11. 2015-09-29 at 2:39 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Drinking some Nosferatu from Great Lakes Brewing Company, good shit but I wish they'd sell it in a six pack and not just fours.
12. 2015-09-29 at 1:38 AM UTC in Gibs me that
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
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13. 2015-09-29 at 1:16 AM UTC in Gibs me that
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    fuc u bich i fuk ur mudda muderfukin bich nigga nigga up in heer.
14. 2015-09-29 at 1:14 AM UTC in guise GUISE!!! Check it out.
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Link 2 full paepr for peer review plz.
15. 2015-09-29 at 1:07 AM UTC in Gibs me that
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I am like a motherfucking butterfly
16. 2015-09-29 at 12:59 AM UTC in leaked GUIDES sold on the deep web for sale CHEAP
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I remember the whole niggerdom being a cargo cult thing. That was actually a pretty interesting thread.
    
    Also guidezrlaem.
17. 2015-09-29 at 12:56 AM UTC in ITT: how to take responsibility for babbys
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    ITT: Babies giving each other shit life advice.
    
    The only answer is murder/suicide. Embrace the sublime mystery Rambo.
    
    /thread
18. 2015-09-29 at 12:53 AM UTC in Which paper?
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I dont know my but Top seems to be my go to. Though I do like zig zags too. One time I got these super long all natural hemp papers called RAW but they didn't burn too well for whatever reason. So I usually stick to the Tops for my art.
19. 2015-09-29 at 12:23 AM UTC in BLOOD MOON ECLIPSE SHEMITAH END OF THE WORLD PARTY!!!11!!1
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20. 2015-09-28 at 10:17 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Everytime someone asks for a pint of Coors Light I die a little inside. It hurts even more my lanyard has to be advertising Coors Light.

    
    Would rather drink my own piss